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52 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

 

Reminds me of a phone call we got from Bolton Police Station when it was on Howell Croft North in town. They asked us to come at normal road speed and no blue lights and drive straight into the rear car park where someone would meet us.
Got there and the desk sergeant met us and led us into the cell block where a miscreant's head was through the serving hatch in his cell door and not a hope of him getting it out unaided. After much thinking and not much in the way of help, other than the occasional quip about the lad's predicament, we picked his legs and torso  off the ground and turned him over so his ears were coming out the same way as they'd gone through the gap.

So if you're ever faced with something like this, you'll now know what to do. Happy to educate. :hi:

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2 hours ago, Traf said:

Did he get bummed first?

As he was shouting the odds it was mentioned that he wasn't really in a position to be so demanding and that if he didn't shut his trap he'd end up with his pants around his ankles and the photos in the Bolton Evening News. It was only when an inspector came down that all joking had to stop and get him out. 

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