Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted October 27, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted October 27, 2019 dean poxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted October 27, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted October 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said: MixGoo Paatelainen Yuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Morizio Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Does she take it in the arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 15, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted November 15, 2019 Did Judge Fudge ever get back to us on this? Or is he propping up a patio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 I suspect he’s been bummed to death by the husband in an elaborate set up shame as I was looking forward to hearing how he had got on. My days of these escapades are behind me so wanted to live it through someone’s else’s tales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 15, 2019 Members Share Posted November 15, 2019 42 minutes ago, Spider said: Did Judge Fudge ever get back to us on this? Or is he propping up a patio? I heard he was dogging with Rita & Sue up Rivvy and his car battery went flat until a good look Samaritan got him out of a jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted November 26, 2019 Members Share Posted November 26, 2019 (edited) Very tenuous link with the thread title but caused a titter. Young and single Jewish bloke goes to see the Rabbi with a burning question, "I have this overwhelming desire to live forever. Can't stop thinking about it - I even dream about it! What can I do?" Rabbi "Get married". Jewish bloke, "Will that allow me to live forever?" Rabbi, "No but the overwhelming desire will disappear". Edited November 26, 2019 by bolty58 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 26, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted November 26, 2019 A wife says to her husband "can you go and see your GP for some treatment to get you more aroused?" "Ok" says the husband. After visiting he comes back home and hands his wife a paper bag from the chemist. "What's this?" She asks. "Diet pills!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 (edited) What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? fuck all, She’s already been told once. -Sexist joke bought to you by the 1970’s- Edited November 26, 2019 by gonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, gonzo said: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? fuck all, She’s already been told once. -Sexist joke bought to you by the 1970’s- Has she not already been told twice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 17 minutes ago, Traf said: Has she not already been told twice? Ah yeah that’d work better. Bit sketchy on my domestic violence jokes nowdays, I’ll stick casual racism and spaz Jokes from now on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 14 hours ago, bolty58 said: Very tenuous link with the thread title but caused a titter. Young and single Jewish bloke goes to see the Rabbi with a burning question, "I have this overwhelming desire to live forever. Can't stop thinking about it - I even dream about it! What can I do?" Rabbi "Get married". Jewish bloke, "Will that allow me to live forever?" Rabbi, "No but the overwhelming desire will disappear". The Wheeltappers and Shunters would like to ask for their shit gag back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 13 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: A wife says to her husband "can you go and see your GP for some treatment to get you more aroused?" "Ok" says the husband. After visiting he comes back home and hands his wife a paper bag from the chemist. "What's this?" She asks. "Diet pills!" Is this a sarcastic response to Bolty’s awful gag? If not, I’m not sure jokes (or 2019) are your forte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted November 27, 2019 Members Share Posted November 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: The Wheeltappers and Shunters would like to ask for their shit gag back. Still a misearable fucker I see. Have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted November 27, 2019 Members Share Posted November 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Is this a sarcastic response to Bolty’s awful gag? If not, I’m not sure jokes (or 2019) are your forte. Boltys gag? Fuck me gently, if only I had the artistic genius to create such 'awful gags'. I'll leave artistic genius to you, oh gifted theatrical one. Two choc ices please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I applaud a return to this sort of stuff. Let's be frank, many women have taken our new inclusive and equal world as carte blanche to let themselves go, in some cases to the point of being a disgrace. Yet they still demand the same enhanced levels of romance, chivalry, dedication and sexual attraction from men. It's not on, it reeks of double-standards. If the reemergence of such humour shocks some out of their complacency through; shame (TMGJ's), fear of non-commitment (Bolty's) or plain old fear (Gonzo) then the end justifies the means imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted November 27, 2019 Members Share Posted November 27, 2019 Fear of non commitment? WTF? I must confess that I fear you'll not be committed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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