jules_darby Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Sighing a lot making noises as I get up and down. Going to bed earlier and earlier and getting up earlier and earlier. Shaving my ears 😅 Wearing slippers Looking forward to Friday and Saturday nights in doing fuck all and not boozing Watching SkyNews over and over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 17, 2020 Moderators Share Posted January 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, jules_darby said: Sighing a lot Found myself saying "fucks sake" under my breath to almost everything that happens to me during the day Including positive things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 30 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: Found myself saying "fucks sake" under my breath to almost everything that happens to me during the day Including positive things Think that is just parenthood. Never have a minutes peace so everything just gets the same response! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 17, 2020 Members Share Posted January 17, 2020 Asking the dog if he’s had a good day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Saying " Gertcha " in a cockney voice to the pikeys who hover around my estate in Summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted January 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted January 17, 2020 You know you live in a shithole when pikeys frequent your neighbourhood on a regular basis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 17, 2020 Members Share Posted January 17, 2020 I make shit loads of noise getting up and down on my knees at work. Even to the point where the owd dears are making comments on it. Fuck im only 32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 17, 2020 Members Share Posted January 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: I make shit loads of noise getting up and down on my knees at work. Even to the point where the owd dears are making comments on it. Fuck im only 32 Daily Cod liver oil. HTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 18, 2020 Moderators Share Posted January 18, 2020 I don't answer the phone anymore I just look at it and watch it ring If it's an unknown number i Google it to see if it's spam or not If it's someone i know i presume they'll message me if it's important And I've disabled voice mail because i can't be arsed listening to someone telling me to call them back If it's important they'll ring me back But i still won't answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 7 hours ago, ZicoKelly said: I don't answer the phone anymore I just look at it and watch it ring If it's an unknown number i Google it to see if it's spam or not If it's someone i know i presume they'll message me if it's important And I've disabled voice mail because i can't be arsed listening to someone telling me to call them back If it's important they'll ring me back But i still won't answer Haha I’m with you. Even if it’s someone ringing I know I don’t answer. If it’s important they’ll ring again. If not they can wait till it’s a good time for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Me too - must learn how to disable voicemail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 18, 2020 Moderators Share Posted January 18, 2020 And if someone calls me via whatsapp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 I’ll text my dad on what’s app then he’ll reply on normal text Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter White on Tyne Posted January 18, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted January 18, 2020 Having a conversation with Alexa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 I use WhatsApp for shagging on the side and text for official business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Don't answer the door unless expecting a delivery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 18, 2020 Members Share Posted January 18, 2020 I'd rather day drink than go out at night with the young 'uns. Pissed and back home for 8pm with a sweaty kebab 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Bloody hell. I do most of the things mentioned on here 😊 The landline can fuck right off when it rings. I'm like BB, I check the doors a million times, even drove round the block at 7am this morning to check I'd locked it when I knew full well I had and checked it a thousand times. I speak to my cat too and say "how's your day been tiger' Anyone at the door can piss off, if it's someone important they'd ring and I'd still most likely not answer that. Boozing too....days are the best without doubt, night drinking is shite nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 12 hours ago, ZicoKelly said: And if someone calls me via whatsapp My Goan taxi driver tried ringing me several times a day on WhatsApp the other week. I've not been Goa for 7 years. Messaged him back today and his dad had died (or expired as he put it) a month back! Grim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, stevieb said: My Goan taxi driver tried ringing me several times a day on WhatsApp the other week. I've not been Goa for 7 years. Messaged him back today and his dad had died (or expired as he put it) a month back! Grim. Goan, goan, gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 18, 2020 Members Share Posted January 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, stevieb said: My Goan taxi driver tried ringing me several times a day on WhatsApp the other week. I've not been Goa for 7 years. Messaged him back today and his dad had died (or expired as he put it) a month back! Grim. The taxi driver I used in Buenos Aires rings me at least once a month and drops me the odd text, 4 years since I was there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: The taxi driver I used in Buenos Aires rings me at least once a month and drops me the odd text, 4 years since I was there. That's not fare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Just now, miamiwhite said: That's not fare Takes 2 to tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 18, 2020 Members Share Posted January 18, 2020 1 minute ago, miamiwhite said: That's not fare I like that you speak to your cat mate. Makes me feel a bit more normal. Saying that it means I’m just like you 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted January 18, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted January 18, 2020 17 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: I like that you speak to your cat mate. Makes me feel a bit more normal. Saying that it means I’m just like you 😁 Only if you've offered your cat out for a straightener 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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