Youri McAnespie Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Cheese said: Thank fuck those Hollywood celebrities recorded a video of themselves singing 'Imagine' whilst self-isolating in their mansions. I didn't realise how serious this shit was until I watched that. Disfigure them, with easily obtainable caustic agents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 This is sad, 3 members of the same family. Moral - if you've got it, please stay away from your family. https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/coronavirus-kills-three-members-same-21719650 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 hour ago, ZicoKelly said: Here's a morbid thought Most of those that die from here on in, Corona or otherwise, probably won't get a proper funeral A mate of mine is an undertaker. He literally finished the embalming at grenfell a couple of week ago. Now he's charged with clearing the non infected dead from the hospitals. Doing free of charge. Needless to say, he's busy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted March 20, 2020 Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) 12 hours ago, Spider said: Trump suggesting here they have a drug that's been used for malaria that could work. That would be some find. Mentioned it yesterday. Chloroquine (or Hexachloroquine). Ebola drug Remdesivir also showing great promise. Edited March 20, 2020 by bolty58 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 5 hours ago, Dr Faustus said: A mate of mine is an undertaker. He literally finished the embalming at grenfell a couple of week ago. Now he's charged with clearing the non infected dead from the hospitals. Doing free of charge. Needless to say, he's busy What’s the only organ in a female body that stays warm after death? my cock every undertakers favourite joke that. Fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Sorry for my ignorance if I’ve missed it on an earlier page. But just seen the Photo of the army trucks taking the bodies of the 900 (or so) that died in northern Italy over the last 48 hours to crematoriums in the south of the country as the north is now full. If that’s not enough to say to people - stay away from the pubs, restaurants & gyms. Isolate. Social distance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted March 20, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2020 Polite reminder - social distance yourselves from the radio at 7.45am this morning. professional mourners in Merseyside will be spunking in their knickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 20, 2020 Moderators Share Posted March 20, 2020 10 hours ago, Marc505 said: Don't worry everyone, radio stations across Europe are having a synchronised rendition of YNWA tomorrow at 7:45am our time. I honestly initially read that as, and thought you meant, YMCA, which I'd have been up for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 20, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 The 61 was an absolute delight this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 32 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said: Polite reminder - social distance yourselves from the radio at 7.45am this morning. professional mourners in Merseyside will be spunking in their knickers it's nothing to do with football, grow up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Trams are a bliss and subway ain’t packed with kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 20, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 Just now, L/H White said: it's nothing to do with football, grow up What a shock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 20, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said: What a shock He probably had a party planned for this weekend to celebrate. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 20, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 You never walk alone because you can’t anymore because we’ve stabbed you or crushed you to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfcfan5 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 8 hours ago, Casino said: Much of spain and italy is still chilly Certainly under the 28c that i recollect as being the temperature where thebug didnt survive But survived up to 37c fine. And lasts in air at that temperature. Don’t think warmer weather saves us. The antibody test might though. If loads have it then we know they've had it and are immune and life can start to return to some form of normal. Plus drugs are showing to be somewhat effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 20, 2020 Moderators Share Posted March 20, 2020 If you're bored or feeling down, the replies to Michael Owen's piece of expert insight are most amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kent_white Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 On a weird note. If the country ever needed to something to bring us back together after Brexit - it's this virus! In every crisis is an opportunity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 20, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) 10 hours ago, ZicoKelly said: Here's a morbid thought Most of those that die from here on in, Corona or otherwise, probably won't get a proper funeral 9 hours ago, Alf Hartigan said: regarding funerals, it's going to get messy. I've got 3 likely close relatives going to pass away in the next few months ,but can't see how they are going to get proper send offs. I work on an ad hoc basis for a local funeral director. Was on a funeral yesterday and the family would normally have expected around 100 mourners; they got about 40. I was supposed to be at a funeral today of a Para who recently died of "non-battle injuries" in Afghanistan. (Whatever that means! We haven't been told exactly how he died so he may have taken his own life or been run over or any other reason) Anyway, his funeral was likely to have been a large one but his family have asked that only family and very close friends attend. edit - added link https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-51704381 These things are going to get more and more prevalent as this virus kicks in. Talking to my Funeral Director yesterday, he reckons it could get to just a hearse to Overdale (Or even the private ambulance we use for collections) No services for families, straight in, coffin on the catafelque, curtain closed and into the furnace. I heard yesterday that funeral companies are stopping offering limousines as part of the funeral so that the drivers don't need to sit in a car with folk they don't know (and I guess that works both ways) Edited March 20, 2020 by MickyD added link to Joe Berry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Site Supporter Spider Posted March 20, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, MickyD said: I work on an ad hoc basis for a local funeral director. Was on a funeral yesterday and the family would normally have expected around 100 mourners; they got about 40. I was supposed to be at a funeral today of a Para who recently died of "non-battle injuries" in Afghanistan. (Whatever that means! We haven't been told exactly how he died so he may have taken his own life or been run over or any other reason) Anyway, his funeral was likely to have been a large one but his family have asked that only family and very close friends attend. These things are going to get more and more prevalent as this virus kicks in. Talking to my Funeral Director yesterday, he reckons it could get to just a hearse to Overdale (Or even the private ambulance we use for collections) No services for families, straight in, coffin on the catafelque, curtain closed and into the furnace. I heard yesterday that funeral companies are stopping offering limousines as part of the funeral so that the drivers don't need to sit in a car with folk they don't know (and I guess that works both ways) Catafelque. What a word. Every day's a school day. (Well, not for 3 months) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelyfeet Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Please watch this and spread t as many people as you can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 20, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2020 27 minutes ago, Spider said: Catafelque. What a word. Every day's a school day. (Well, not for 3 months) It was a school day for me too. I always thought it was caterfelt because that's how every Funeral Director I have worked for has pronounced it. (Or I haven't listened enough) Either way, it's the big wooden table inside the curtained bit at a crematorium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 20, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2020 38 minutes ago, kent_white said: On a weird note. If the country ever needed to something to bring us back together after Brexit - it's this virus! In every crisis is an opportunity! I agree with this. Still a few menks snaffling food; that poor lady just going to buy some food after a long shift treating folk says it all. A neighbour saw two fights over bog rolls etc in Asda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted March 20, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 hour ago, L/H White said: it's nothing to do with football, grow up How does get fucked sound. I can't stand the song and I can't stand scousers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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