peelyfeet Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Escobarp said: You’re getting the whole thing confused mate. this latest directive is aimed at those who aren’t paid through paye I believe. Limited company directors will be paid a salary through paye and then claim dividends IF they are also a shareholder and subject to the company being able to pay the dividends. So this latest thing doesn’t apply to them. if you own a limited company for the purposes of this you aren’t self employed I don’t believe. Maybe I’m wrong of course In that case loads of people might be still fucked then - there's 4 million ltd companies in the UK. lots of sole traders that would have been classed as self employed in the past are now Ltd companies - if you deal with other business, a lot of those business request for you to be ltd, they do in my industry, Accountants tell ltd company directors to pay themselves £12k a year through PAYE and the rest dividends - you still pay income tax on dividends. I spoke with some of my mates yesterday - a builder, an architecht, a courier, a mortage advisor - all one man bands, all ltd companies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Just now, peelyfeet said: In that case loads of people might be still fucked then - there's 4 million ltd companies in the UK. lots of sole traders that would have been classed as self employed in the past are now Ltd companies - if you deal with other business, a lot of those business request for you to be ltd, they do in my industry, Accountants tell ltd company directors to pay themselves £12k a year through PAYE and the rest dividends - you still pay income tax on dividends. I spoke with some of my mates yesterday - a builder, an architecht, a courier, a mortage advisor - all one man bands, all ltd companies. Yep a lot of folk will potentially be still struggling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfcfan5 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 This is an excellent and probably essential read. Frightening. https://t.co/y2tqcmj5Vr?amp=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted March 24, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said: This is an excellent and probably essential read. Frightening. https://t.co/y2tqcmj5Vr?amp=1 That's your opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2980 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 25 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said: But the guidelines ordered car showrooms to shut. So for those on official service plans or leases I can't see many if any official dealership servicing depts being open. Audi are open for vehicle maintenance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, dave2980 said: Audi are open for vehicle maintenance All manufacturers Will have the same stance and have workshops open as it’s critical. Sales all shut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 24, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 24, 2020 Spain 6587 new cases in a day 514 new deaths in a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrelli Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 14 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said: This is an excellent and probably essential read. Frightening. https://t.co/y2tqcmj5Vr?amp=1 Dominic Cummings, what a guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfcfan5 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 8 minutes ago, Escobarp said: All manufacturers Will have the same stance and have workshops open as it’s critical. Sales all shut VW Bolton are on complete lockdown.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Sweep said: We did an inventory last night: 5 bottles of Bud, 1 can of Guinness, 36 bottles of Red, 17 bottles of white, 17 different types of Gin (about 15 largish bottles of various posh tonics and shit), 2L of Vodka, and loads of half bottles of various other weird shit like Ouzo, Arrack and Brandy etc id dread to think what garrps stash is like, yours is mightly impressive i'm struggling, only got the xmas present gift box sets left, half a bottle of red, and a few bottles of here gin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiggyStardust Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Escobarp said: Sorry bu wtf is wrong with people. Why would anyone be looking to take their kids to a play centre today? Woman across the road taliking to our missus yeaterday: Her: The lad has to go to school tomorrow, I have to work on the shop floor. SWMBO: Isnt your husband at home tomorrow ? Her: Yes, but he would rather not look after him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 24, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2020 42 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said: But the guidelines ordered car showrooms to shut. So for those on official service plans or leases I can't see many if any official dealership servicing depts being open. That's entirely up to them. I've just bought a piece of equipment from a supplier over the phone. Got to go and collect it. When I get there, the shop is shut so I have to ring them again, and the product will be placed behind a door and then I can collect it. A bit of common sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 mates brother works for a debt collection agency, they have been told to go in as normal fuckign vultures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Sweep has enough booze to last until Friday's big shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: That's entirely up to them. I've just bought a piece of equipment from a supplier over the phone. Got to go and collect it. When I get there, the shop is shut so I have to ring them again, and the product will be placed behind a door and then I can collect it. A bit of common sense. Every car/van/truck manufacturer will have someone open within a reasonable distance for everyone. they are all franchised so it’s upto them. One of the merc dealers near me has shut two of it’s sites and left one open next week that’s shutting and another one opening one in Newcastle has got a car and a truck tech in the truck site so that they can provide essential repairs it’s entirely upto each business owner as is the case with any sector Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 There’s lads grafting all over the shop. Key workers my hairy arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I called in the Leigh Tesco today eerily quiet, the shelves were packed with stuff, no queues at checkout. I think all the panic buyers have run out of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 24, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, leigh white said: I called in the Leigh Tesco today eerily quiet, the shelves were packed with stuff, no queues at checkout. I think all the panic buyers have run out of money. Excellent news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, leigh white said: I called in the Leigh Tesco today eerily quiet, the shelves were packed with stuff, no queues at checkout. I think all the panic buyers have run out of money. Probably all at home counting their toilet rolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 24, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Burndens Bogs said: Probably all at home counting their toilet rolls. They can count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianWhite Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 My family own a DIY & Hardware store which is classed as being a store that can open. We’ve chosen to close this morning, I presume that even though we’ve chosen to close, our workers should still be eligible for the 80% the government are offering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, CumbrianWhite said: My family own a DIY & Hardware store which is classed as being a store that can open. We’ve chosen to close this morning, I presume that even though we’ve chosen to close, our workers should still be eligible for the 80% the government are offering? If you are saying to them you are going to lay them off/make them redundant then yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted March 24, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2020 30 minutes ago, leigh white said: I called in the Leigh Tesco today eerily quiet, the shelves were packed with stuff, no queues at checkout. I think all the panic buyers have run out of money. Fuck me, I'm on my way down the 61 already....😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 24, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 24, 2020 Right no messing about now, where has beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 24, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 24, 2020 (edited) https://www.skysports.com/golf/news/12176/11962717/coronavirus-golf-courses-to-close-across-uk-after-tight-new-measures Don’t think it applies to mounts though Edited March 24, 2020 by Rudy’s Message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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