Guest Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 4 hours ago, Moon boy said: Thought Boris was the ‘Prime Minister’ of the U.K. ? Indeed The smaller countries are the outliers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said: Don’t blame him bet they’re boring as fuck Why turn up if you can send somebody down Delegation is a fine art only mastered by some. He’s got it sussed he will be swilling champagne and sniffing bing off brasses tits whilst they’re all debating how many times a day folk can go to the park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: Wel Only 4 years and 7 months till your mob get a chance to remove him. Granted they will fail miserably but it will bring some excitement to matters again True. But I can’t see him lasting the full term. He’ll realise it’s hard work and it’s not just fucking about a various photo ops and fuck it all off. That, or he’ll get another horsey bint up the duff and have to resign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Just now, mickbrown said: True. But I can’t see him lasting the full term. He’ll realise it’s hard work and it’s not just fucking about a various photo ops and fuck it all off. That, or he’ll get another horsey bint up the duff and have to resign. The UK will be a better place if bojo is spreading his seed far and wide. Protecting our future then with another generation of bojo’s to take us forward 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: Delegation is a fine art only mastered by some. He’s got it sussed he will be swilling champagne and sniffing bing off brasses tits whilst they’re all debating how many times a day folk can go to the park Correct that’s what arse lickers/wannabe PMs are for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorWoland Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, gonzo said: It's great to finally be able to put faces to the names of the SAGE Committee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 10 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Delegation is a fine art only mastered by some. He’s got it sussed he will be swilling champagne and sniffing bing off brasses tits whilst they’re all debating how many times a day folk can go to the park 👍You been speaking to the same bloke I have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted May 11, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2020 (edited) The document https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/884171/FINAL_6.6637_CO_HMG_C19_Recovery_FINAL_110520_v2_WEB__1_.pdf Edited May 11, 2020 by superjohnmcginlay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 4 hours ago, gonzo said: Yeah all chippy’s in Blackpool have been open, as have most round me. Icecream gaffs started opening a couple of weeks back. is the cottage open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 28 minutes ago, mickbrown said: 👍You been speaking to the same bloke I have? I’m actually just thinking about Rudy’s jolly boys outing and my own antics but figured boris will be doing much the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 11, 2020 Author Members Share Posted May 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, Escobarp said: I’m actually just thinking about Rudy’s jolly boys outing and my own antics but figured boris will be doing much the same Why is he coming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 12 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: I think both spellings of the word nobhead/knobhead are both feasible, ya nobhead 😁 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 11 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: Why is he coming? We can ask him. I will send him a tweet and ask him if fancies it. I will let you know if he replies 😁 or if I get arrested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Back on topic I see the one person outside your household isn’t in this phase and that is phase 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 11, 2020 Author Members Share Posted May 11, 2020 7 minutes ago, Escobarp said: We can ask him. I will send him a tweet and ask him if fancies it. I will let you know if he replies 😁 or if I get arrested Ask him ifs he’s chucking in for the brass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Just now, Rudy’s Message said: Ask him ifs he’s chucking in for the brass Will do. I’m sure he’s got contacts. He’s probably rattled jasmine already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Youri McAnespie Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 (edited) Jasmine Jae says she's out if he's coming... Says she doesn't want to contract a dose. Edited May 11, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 11, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2020 (edited) June 1 - behind closed doors football. Permitting cultural and sporting events to take place behind closed-doors for broadcast, while avoiding the risk of large-scale social contact. Let the relegation party start Edited May 11, 2020 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombwfc Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Back on topic I see the one person outside your household isn’t in this phase and that is phase 2? Phase 1... Quote Public spaces SAGE advise that the risk of infection outside is significantly lower than inside, so the Government is updating the rules so that, as well as exercise, people can now also spend time outdoors subject to: not meeting up with any more than one person from outside your household; continued compliance with social distancing guidelines to remain two metres (6ft) away from people outside your household; good hand hygiene, particularly with respect to shared surfaces; and those responsible for public places being able to put appropriate measures in place to follow the new COVID-19 Secure guidance. People may exercise outside as many times each day as they wish. For example, this would include angling and tennis. You will still not be able to use areas like playgrounds, outdoor gyms or ticketed outdoor leisure venues, where there is a higher risk of close contact and touching surfaces. You can only exercise with up to one person from outside your household – this means you should not play team sports, except with members of your own household. People may drive to outdoor open spaces irrespective of distance, so long as they respect social distancing guidance while they are there, because this does not involve contact with people outside your household. It's arbitrary, unenforcable and (probably intentionally) doomed to fail. But the guidance is clear I think - probably should've just let Dominic Raab read it first. Edited May 11, 2020 by Tombwfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, Tombwfc said: Phase 1... It's arbitrary, unenforcable and (probably intentionally) doomed to fail. But the guidance is clear I think - probably should've just let Dominic Raab read it first. Thanks. If you read page 35 and under social contact In phase 2 it refers to expanding to one household. It was this I saw when I skim read it before. but on that point that’s horrendous that phase two is one household possibly. Basically you and the missus need to agree one other household you will interact with in close proximity? That’s never going to work. Not a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 11, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2020 Just now, Escobarp said: Thanks. If you read page 35 and under social contact In phase 2 it refers to expanding to one household. It was this I saw when I skim read it before. but on that point that’s horrendous that phase two is one household possibly. Basically you and the missus need to agree one other household you will interact with in close proximity? That’s never going to work. Not a chance. I've already selected my mate Whisky John as the other household. It's a no brainer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Spider said: I've already selected my mate Whisky John as the other household. It's a no brainer. My missus will choose her parents and I will choose my mum So by definition that cannot happen as we cannot then live in the same house? It’s just unworkable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorWoland Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, Escobarp said: My missus will choose her parents and I will choose my mum So by definition that cannot happen as we cannot then live in the same house? It’s just unworkable Not a problem once you move into the shed though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, ProfessorWoland said: Not a problem once you move into the shed though? I will go and live with my mum for a bit not a problem 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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