Moderators Zico Posted May 25, 2020 Moderators Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 hour ago, jules_darby said: Yep, he’s had a couple of days to get his conniving crap together I’m sure he will have a game plan now but I’m not having it that the whole thing was some kind of masterplan from the start; my best guess is that he always thinks he’s the brightest bloke in the room..come across those types plenty in business...they always, always make mistakes nah, to be honest, I was fucking around with the masterplan comment I still find it hard though to believe he allowed himself to make such a mistake though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Aye, although he did need a word with himself about wearing that flasher mac in the middle of the unibol pitch earlier this season, could have been a sacking offence in some peoples eyes 😉 Those eyes need testing then as it wasn’t a macintosh, but I’m sure we’ve covered that before. I do, however, appreciate fashion tips from someone who styles themself as an albino Beppe Di Marco 😘 The 90’s look is very apt as the decade when the Tories seemed to be caught in deviant behaviour every other week. Once can only assume that it’s “the look” that Cummings is into, given your apparent infatuation with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Can’t see what time he is on, but should be a decent watch. Resignation speech? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 25, 2020 Author Members Share Posted May 25, 2020 Just now, boltondiver said: Can’t see what time he is on, but should be a decent watch. Resignation speech? Promotion speech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Aldo Raine Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Preduction: He won't resign He will disclose that his son has special care requirements which he didn't want to confirm publicly for reasons of family privacy and his child's welfare He will say that he has now been forced to reveal this information because of the behaviour of the press He will argue that his actions were justified as they were in line with the exceptional circumstances concerning childcare referred to by Dr Jenny Harries in March He might confirm that he travelled to Barnard Castle the following month, but will argue that this was consistent with the guidance issued by the Government in April regarding travelling to do excercise with autistic children / children with disabilities He might state that this whole episode has distractee from the Government's efforts to tackle the pandemic Public sentiment towards him will soften enough for him to remain in his job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted May 25, 2020 Moderators Share Posted May 25, 2020 59 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Don't we all make mistakes, nobody is flawless. And when someone does make a mistake, is it an automatic sacking offence? Although i get people are upset because he isn't holding his hands up, but fuck me, how many people do you come across who won't or sometimes never accept its their fault, happens all the time in the workplace, rightly or wrongly. Lets just hang every cunt who makes a mistake, I'm sure the world will be a better place. 3 days in and people still going on about this, this Cummings fella must be really feared. yeah but come on, this is no ordinary workplace it's not a mistake like leaving the office unlocked so it got burgled, or slagging a client off in an email then accidentally sending them an email it's about setting the guidelines for keeping safe and protecting lives during a global pandemic and then breaking the number one guideline days after you set it in a country with the worst death toll in Europe this is the sort of mistake that can bring a government to it's knees so to speak, and make them redundant when it comes to giving out advice moving forward, it could cost many lives moving forward it's not like he's forgot to send a big invoice out, or gone on the piss on work expenses, it's more than just a "mistake" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 https://mobile.twitter.com/Mike_Blackley/status/1264825397025406976 assuming that there will be the same clamor for a resignation or sacking here where it is actually evident that a lack of action has led to the spread of the virus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: Promotion speech He’s already de facto PM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 4 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said: Preduction: He won't resign He will disclose that his son has special care requirements which he didn't want to confirm publicly for reasons of family privacy and his child's welfare He will say that he has now been forced to reveal this information because of the behaviour of the press He will argue that his actions were justified as they were in line with the exceptional circumstances concerning childcare referred to by Dr Jenny Harries in March He might confirm that he travelled to Barnard Castle the following month, but will argue that this was consistent with the guidance issued by the Government in April regarding travelling to do excercise with autistic children / children with disabilities He might state that this whole episode has distractee from the Government's efforts to tackle the pandemic Public sentiment towards him will soften enough for him to remain in his job Will he be all doe-eyed, perhaps bringing his son with him? The People’s Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger_Dubuis Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: Promotion speech Aye, for his Xmas book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said: Preduction: He won't resign He will disclose that his son has special care requirements which he didn't want to confirm publicly for reasons of family privacy and his child's welfare He will say that he has now been forced to reveal this information because of the behaviour of the press He will argue that his actions were justified as they were in line with the exceptional circumstances concerning childcare referred to by Dr Jenny Harries in March He might confirm that he travelled to Barnard Castle the following month, but will argue that this was consistent with the guidance issued by the Government in April regarding travelling to do excercise with autistic children / children with disabilities He might state that this whole episode has distractee from the Government's efforts to tackle the pandemic Public sentiment towards him will soften enough for him to remain in his job I reckon that’s a pretty good prediction One thing that won’t soften when he’s on the telly is Mr Grey 🍆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Beppe & gianni was no match for the Mitchell’s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:Piers Hacker Morgan, now theres a man asking for Cummings to be hand drawn and quartered, short memory that fella. I think that is officially referenced scissoring, as it is clearly cunt on cunt action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 25, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted May 25, 2020 If you’re going to resign, you don’t do it as a live broadcast across all channels. You simply resign and fuck off home. If you’re a bit of a narcissist, and have such tight control over the government that they’d literally let you do anything you like, you hijack the airwaves and say whatever you need to cool the heat. He’ll still be calling the shots in 4 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 If he like isolating himself in the Northeast so much we should stick him on Lindisfarne - then get the RAF to use it for target practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted May 25, 2020 Moderators Share Posted May 25, 2020 25 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: I doubt this will bring the government to its knees. Maybe not, but let's hope we don't have a second wave or have to reintroduce further restrictions, as i think a lot more people will now fuck it off next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Weren't Beppe and 'our' Deano spunk-brothers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 hour ago, jules_darby said: Yep, he’s had a couple of days to get his conniving crap together I’m sure he will have a game plan now but I’m not having it that the whole thing was some kind of masterplan from the start; my best guess is that he always thinks he’s the brightest bloke in the room..come across those types plenty in business...they always, always make mistakes It’s arrogance. Pure and simple arrogance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 If he's so fond of 'Finding Nemo' we should stick him on a ship bound for The Great Barrier Reef and, when it gets there, stick his feet in a bucket of concrete then tip him overboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 (edited) This is what society has come to 😂😂😂😂Coincidental the writing is in red 🧐 strange choice of colours really boris will be heartbroken by this. I hope he will be ok. Edited May 25, 2020 by Escobarp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 I'll guess it will be some kind of wishy washy explanation/apology this statement. It'll be history by next week when something else happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farnworth white Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 hour ago, boltondiver said: Can’t see what time he is on, but should be a decent watch. Resignation speech? 4.00pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 I can’t see himself doing a resignation speech if he’s going he would of gone by now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorWoland Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 16:00 Cummings appears at front door. 16:01 The mooning commences 16:05 The mooning ceases. Cummings pulls up his pants, gives a cheery two fingered salute and retires to his home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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