Sweep Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, mickbrown said: Here you go BD. 6th of fucking May. Absolute clowns. He'll still defend it, the government can do no wrong for BD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted June 19, 2020 Does it mean I can't catch CV if I have an iPhone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 51 minutes ago, mickbrown said: Is there no fuck up you won’t defend? I haven’t defended it, though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, boltondiver said: I haven’t defended it, though So asking if i was an expert was a compliment then? Ta very much🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted June 19, 2020 59 minutes ago, Spider said: Does it mean I can't catch CV if I have an iPhone? Yes. Or people can tie a carrier bag tightly around their necks, that works too. Better than bleach injection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Yes. Or people can tie a carrier bag tightly around their necks, that works too. Better than bleach injection. Works better if I do the tying of the bag and select the patients myself as well. Call it a clinical trial. I’ve drawn up a select trial list off here. 7 people funnily enough 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Works better if I do the tying of the bag and select the patients myself as well. Call it a clinical trial. I’ve drawn up a select trial list off here. 7 people funnily enough 😁 Magnificent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 18 minutes ago, Sweep said: Magnificent Doubt he can tie knots to be honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted June 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted June 19, 2020 Just heard on the radio that an expert told the Gov on 11th April that the app would not work without the support of Apple. Seems odd that this wasn't at least investigated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Winchester White said: Just heard on the radio that an expert told the Gov on 11th April that the app would not work without the support of Apple. Seems odd that this wasn't at least investigated. Mickbrown is a government advisor? Edited June 19, 2020 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, mickbrown said: Doubt he can tie knots to be honest Why would I need to tie a knot? Out of interest? embarrassing really. But keep on chipping away son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Just now, Spider said: Mickbrown is a government advisor? One of his consultancies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 minute ago, boltondiver said: One of his consultancies Morose and fanny llp The two most knowledgeable people the country has ever produced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 33 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Works better if I do the tying of the bag and select the patients myself as well. Call it a clinical trial. I’ve drawn up a select trial list off here. 7 people funnily enough 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, mickbrown said: You’ve never strangled anything I assume? You should try it. No knots required Edited June 19, 2020 by Escobarp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted June 19, 2020 Moderators Share Posted June 19, 2020 Meltdown incoming Does it have to be this way every day I'm off out to the pub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted June 19, 2020 "Morning Dominic, we've fucked up again, something about androids wibble Latin Agamemnon phones. What shall we do? Bear in mind it's the weekend so I'll be shoving the reserves out to explain it all" "Lower the alert level and press your tongue down a bit so it's right on my walnut. And grab my balls a bit harder Boris" "<muffled sounds mmmok carpe diem mmmgggaaghh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted June 19, 2020 Author Members Share Posted June 19, 2020 I’m anticipating Friday evening drinks and straighteners being organised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Casino said: Meltdown incoming Does it have to be this way every day I'm off out to the pub Yep he’s having he’s meltdown. Poor mick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: You’ve never strangled anything I assume? You should try it. No knots required You're Mr Literal. You used the word TYING, not STRANGLING. You're proper mental Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Just now, mickbrown said: You're Mr Literal. You used the word TYING, not STRANGLING. You're proper mental I’m really not. You’re proper boring. But it’s a cross you have to bear as is my literalness. if you TIE shoelaces. The first step is you TIE the laces. Then follows the next steps leading to the knot. I thank you and good bye 😘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Escobarp said: I’m really not. You’re proper boring. But it’s a cross you have to bear as is my literalness. if you TIE shoelaces. The first step is you TIE the laces. Then follows the next steps leading to the knot. I thank you and good bye 😘 You do know you can just shrug your shoulders and say ‘fair enough’. So in tying my laces where do you have bunny ears tying or knotting ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Anyway I’m away to take my mum to the hospital to find out if she will be with us for much longer. No sympathy required. enjoy yourselves might be back later might not. See how it goes. Be prepared for a proper bona fide meltdown possibly. A real one. Not these pretend ones you talk of that don’t exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Escobarp said: I’m really not. You’re proper boring. But it’s a cross you have to bear as is my literalness. if you TIE shoelaces. The first step is you TIE the laces. Then follows the next steps leading to the knot. I thank you and good bye 😘 Aye, that made loads of sense. you fruitloop Fucking big cross you bear. Fuck knows how you manage to get out of bed in the morning. *Am I in bed? Or on the bed under the covers? Debates with yourself for half an hour before falling back asleep again. Weirdo Edited June 19, 2020 by mickbrown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Just now, Escobarp said: Anyway I’m away to take my mum to the hospital to find out if she will be with us for much longer. No sympathy required. enjoy yourselves might be back later might not. See how it goes. Be prepared for a proper bona fide meltdown possibly. A real one. Not these pretend ones you talk of that don’t exist. Hope your mum is OK mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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