Not in Crawley Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: Stupid? oh yeah because you get loads of guide cats and rescue cats Cats are shit and slags They're too bright to lead blind human's round all day. Fuck that - let those idiot dogs do it. Smelly fuckers. My cat would eat any dog, and its only got three legs. Hard as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 14, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said: They're too bright to lead blind human's round all day. Fuck that - let those idiot dogs do it. Smelly fuckers. My cat would eat any dog, and its only got three legs. Hard as fuck. Id volley your cat the full length of de havilland way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rudy said: Id volley your cat the full length of de havilland way. She'd bite your toes off as soon as look at you. She can sense stupidity, you see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 36 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said: Pharmacies are chomping at the bit to get the vaccine, boots reckon they can do 500k a month the leader of the independent pharmacy body said they’ve thousand of pharmacies across U.K. with qualified staff ready to go if needed. Get them the vaccine and let them get on with it. I get that....do you trust our Government to get that sorted quickly? I'm not sure that I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 14, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 14, 2021 Just now, Not in Crawley said: She'd bite your toes off as soon as look at you. She can sense stupidity, you see. Because she’s well practiced the thick twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Ah, I don't mind dogs - might get one whe I'm older. Its them 'dog people' I don't like. Those that go on and on and on and on about their mutt. I get it, you like it, its one of the family. I just don't care. And put it on a bloody lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: Because she’s well practiced the thick twat I trained her to sniff it out, she's a sommelier of stupidity. She especially can sense jumped up PE teachers 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: She'd bite your toes off as soon as look at you. She can sense stupidity, you see. That is why she is attracted to you ? 😁 Your case for cats, they shit next door and have three legs. You do wonder why there is the expression 'fat cats' when referring to obnoxious bankers. Suppose living down there you like that stuff. Cats are the companions of champagne socialists and old women that smell of piss. Dogs save people stuck up mountains, sniff out explosives catch baddies and have a sport of their own in the bookies. On Blue Peter best known animal Shep, there were tortoises more popular than the fucking cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Ani said: That is why she is attracted to you ? 😁 Your case for cats, they shit next door and have three legs. You do wonder why there is the expression 'fat cats' when referring to obnoxious bankers. Suppose living down there you like that stuff. Cats are the companions of champagne socialists and old women that smell of piss. Dogs save people stuck up mountains, sniff out explosives catch baddies and have a sport of their own in the bookies. On Blue Peter best known animal Shep, there were tortoises more popular than the fucking cat Men who find it difficult to communicate like dogs. Speaks volumes. Hitler liked dogs (stupid, did as they were told) Churchill liked cats (independant of thought and mind) Always be on the right side of history. And yes they do all that - so idiotic they are happy to be our slaves. Edited January 14, 2021 by Not in Crawley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 14, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Men who find it difficult to communicate like dogs. Speaks volumes. Hitler liked dogs (stupid, did as they were told) Churchill liked cats (independant of thought and mind) Always be on the right side of history. <Burglar, fresh into house> ”oh no, a cat, it might stare at me whilst I steal their valuables and car keys” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Men who find it difficult to communicate like dogs. Speaks volumes. Hitler liked dogs (stupid, did as they were told) Churchill liked cats (independant of thought and mind) Always be on the right side of history. Churchill had two dogs called Rufus and Rufus II . That went everywhere with him Always be on the right side of truth (and Google) as mentioned cats and cat people simply not to be trusted. Type of people who put FACT on their arguments to avoid challenge You and Miami should get together to discuss fur balls and loneliness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 14, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 14, 2021 14 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: I trained her to sniff it out, she's a sommelier of stupidity. She especially can sense jumped up PE teachers 😉 😂😂 @miamiwhite has a cat btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Just now, Spider said: <Burglar, fresh into house> ”oh no, a cat, it might stare at me whilst I steal their valuables and car keys” ''oh no, its a stupid dog, who will put itself in danger to save a TV.'' I'm with the cat on this one. See, insult dogs, and they all come out like you've stood on the face of their first born. Never trust a dog person, I stick by it. At any moment, even when it's least called for, they'll whip out another dog story to bore you to tears with. Also, I've yet to see cat shit hanging in a tree in a plastic bag. Dog owning scummers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 14, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Rudy said: 😂😂 @miamiwhite has a cat btw Crawley and Miami are the same person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Ani said: Churchill had two dogs called Rufus and Rufus II . That went everywhere with him Always be on the right side of truth (and Google) as mentioned cats and cat people simply not to be trusted. Type of people who put FACT on their arguments to avoid challenge You and Miami should get together to discuss fur balls and loneliness They did, but as he got older and wiser, he had a plethora of cats, and preferd their company. Stop getting hstory worng, ani! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 55 minutes ago, Spider said: Horwich RMI ready to start vaccinating. Surely they can open the bar @Horwich ? Pint and a jab. Either way, superb news. Feeling very optimistic No chance. Not with the Horwich RMi grasses still around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rudy said: 😂😂 @miamiwhite has a cat btw A man of fine taste and upstanding morals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Spider said: Crawley and Miami are the same person I thought this was common knowledge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelyfeet Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Most famous cats Top cat - basically a mafia boss Garfield- fat cunt, steals lasagne Tom - psychotic torturer Mr Bigglesworth - evil bastard Most famous dogs Scooby-doo - helps unmask criminals Lassie - saves children who've fallen down a well Littlest Hobo - all round good guy Bouncer - shits on Mrs Mangel's flowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: They did, but as he got older and wiser, he had a plethora of cats, and preferd their company. Stop getting hstory worng, ani! You do wonder why they did not choose the obvious cat https://www.churchill.com/churchill-dog/shop Crawley and Miami sitting in a tree........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 No danger Miami is buying bing and before he’s even had a line some cunt has tanned it all. Not a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Just now, Escobarp said: No danger Miami is buying bing and before he’s even had a line some cunt has tanned it all. Not a chance. He is always the tanned cunt though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Just now, Ani said: He is always the tanned cunt though Not tanned more a shade of citrus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, boltondiver said: I was offered a flu jab. Not bothering. I doubt there's little flu around and I'm not seeing anyone. Pointless in my view. 'Flu can sometimes open the gates for pneumonia. Pneumonia can go bad roads and require hospital admission. Extra admissions - especially as these admissions will be to respiratory wards (which may later also require escalation to HDU or ICU). These areas in particular need extra demand for beds like a dose of the clap at the moment. I'm seeing no-one, going nowhere but the supermarket or to check on my decrepit mansion - I still had it ('Flu jab) t'other week. The 'give a gipper my spot to have a Covid inoculation instead' idea is a nonsense as places doing the 'flu jabs currently aren't doing Covid jabs. If you're offered a 'flu jab for free the NHS obviously designates you as being at risk - they don't do the 'flu vaccination drive annually for a laugh or to distract nurses from waddling, swinging the lead and reading The Sun tha' knows. Get 'em done. Edited January 14, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Spider said: You need to assert dominance with cats. The only way to do it is boot the cunt into a nearby canal. If it makes its way home, you have established yourself as the alpha. At that point you can either throw it in a bin or launch it across several gardens. I prefer dogs but have warmed to cats - they like getting high, cats. Dogs are pussies when it comes to drugs. My mam and dad's Yorkie ate a carelessly left around 'teenth' once when I was home alone as a teenager - not mine btw 🙄. I managed to recover about a joint's worth from its jaws when I noticed it missing and the dog chewing. It lost the use of it's back legs and was tripping its tits off (it was a bitch) for about 36hrs. Couldn't hack it. I've seen cats rack up line after line of catnip, like fucking hoovers they are. Edited January 14, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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