Guest Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 11 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: 'Flu can sometimes open the gates for pneumonia. Pneumonia can go bad roads and require hospital admission. Extra admissions - especially as these admissions will be to respiratory wards (which may be escalated to HDU or ICU). These areas in particular need extra demand like a dose of the clap at the moment. I'm seeing no-one, going nowhere but the supermarket or to check on my decrepit mansion - I still had it ('Flu jab) t'other week. The 'give a gipper my spot to have a Covid inoculation instead' idea is a nonsense as places doing the 'flu jabs currently aren't doing Covid jabs. If you're offered a 'flu jab for free the NHS obviously designates you as being at risk - they don't do the 'flu vaccination drive annually for a laugh or to distract nurses from waddling, swing the lead and reading The Sun tha' knows. Get 'em done. Best get it done, then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 36 minutes ago, Rudy said: 😂😂 @miamiwhite has a cat btw My cat is trained to specifically claw any lefty pansies, hipsters or gingers to death 💀 😳 My cat though, is one rather large cat, more like a Panther 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 @boltondiver Good man 👍. I was in my GP's five minutes when I had it, one other bloke in the waiting room... Sanitised at the door, temp taken on entry, masks mandatory, screens at reception, nurse in gloves and mask (she was in oversized scrubs so couldn't even make an estimated guess). It's an in-and-out job, I've had miles more mither/risk going for a bottle of milk or fish and chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 29 minutes ago, Ani said: He is always the tanned cunt though Less of the tanned you chubby Fred Flintstone lookalike 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 14, 2021 Moderators Share Posted January 14, 2021 got a dog, used to have a cat (well the mrs did before I moved in) and there was crossover fun to watch - the dog wanted to be mates and play, the cat just wanted him to fuck off and leave him in piece occasionally you would hear a loud high pitched yelp as the cat was re-enforcing his message to just fuck off occasionally the dog got his wish and the cat would chase him in circles round the garden, the dog enjoyed it but didn't realise the cat was trying to twat him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 14, 2021 Moderators Share Posted January 14, 2021 here they are: dog - "come on, just play with me, please" cat - "seriously mate, just fuck off and let me eat my tea in peace, you've got 5 seconds to fuck off or I'll rip your fucking eyes out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 44 minutes ago, Spider said: <Burglar, fresh into house> ”oh no, a cat, it might stare at me whilst I steal their valuables and car keys” Wankers have dogs as a status symbol....FACT......look at me I'm hard with my staff outside Bargain Booze. Considerate people have cats 🐈 ❤ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 14, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 14, 2021 6 minutes ago, miamiwhite said: My cat is trained to specifically claw any lefty pansies, hipsters or gingers to death 💀 😳 My cat though, is one rather large cat, more like a Panther 😉 Black panther? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 36 minutes ago, Ani said: You do wonder why they did not choose the obvious cat https://www.churchill.com/churchill-dog/shop Crawley and Miami sitting in a tree........ left and right unite. Crawley and me are Pet Visionaries......give it another 10 years when you can't walk the filthy mutt and become a piss stained old tramp....... you will get a cat for company ......ITK FACT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 14, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 14, 2021 6 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: @boltondiver Good man 👍. I was in my GP's five minutes when I had it, one other bloke in the waiting room... Sanitised at the door, temp taken on entry, masks mandatory, screens at reception, nurse in gloves and mask (she was in oversized scrubs so couldn't even make an estimated guess). It's an in-and-out job, I've had miles more mither/risk going for a bottle of milk or fish and chips. This. Wasn't in there for 5 minutes though. Two tops. Back home before my brew had got cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 38 minutes ago, peelyfeet said: Most famous cats Top cat - basically a mafia boss: A leader Garfield- fat cunt, steals lasagne: Makes the dog do all the work Tom - psychotic torturer: Keeps the house free of vermin Mr Bigglesworth - evil bastard: Powerful Most famous dogs Scooby-doo - helps unmask criminals: idiot stoner Lassie - saves children who've fallen down a well: Idiot who couldn't even come home Littlest Hobo - all round good guy: Tramp idiot Bouncer - shits on Mrs Mangel's flowers: Australian idiot who probably eats trifle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: here they are: dog - "come on, just play with me, please" cat - "seriously mate, just fuck off and let me eat my tea in peace, you've got 5 seconds to fuck off or I'll rip your fucking eyes out" Also, I've never seen a cat eat it's own shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: Black panther? Absolutely mate, mine is a stunner.....she turned up at my door 12 years ago.....skinny as Spider's cock, and also as unloved, unfed and lacking in attention. Poor little thing had no tail either, how on earth could I turn her away ? Never been a pet lover despite having quite a few old dogs in my time, but my Panther is precious 💖 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 1 minute ago, miamiwhite said: left and right unite. Crawley and me are Pet Visionaries......give it another 10 years when you can't walk the filthy mutt and become a piss stained old tramp....... you will get a cat for company ......ITK FACT Are talking from experience? My old Jack Russell would tear any cat limb from limb Even with cataracts (no pun) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 14, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 14, 2021 Cats belong in curries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Just now, DirtySanchez said: Are talking from experience? My old Jack Russell would tear any cat limb from limb Even with cataracts (no pun) Nah - mine woud have your dog's nose off and be making sweet lesbian cat love to your mrs before you could say pedigree chum. She's had harder shits than a Jack Russell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said: Cats belong in curries. Slightly left field that. Speaking from a place of knowledge? Actually, cats would be nasty to eat - any small carnivore's meat is too rich and not very nice. If the zombie apolocalypse comes - eat your dog first. It'll be more palatable. Plus, it's so stupid, it'll probably hop into the pot and boil itself for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 50 minutes ago, peelyfeet said: Most famous cats Top cat - basically a mafia boss Garfield- fat cunt, steals lasagne Tom - psychotic torturer Mr Bigglesworth - evil bastard Most famous dogs Scooby-doo - helps unmask criminals Lassie - saves children who've fallen down a well Littlest Hobo - all round good guy Bouncer - shits on Mrs Mangel's flowers. You forgot to mention Kujo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 9 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said: Are talking from experience? My old Jack Russell would tear any cat limb from limb Even with cataracts (no pun) Bring it to my house then and let's see what happens 😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 1 minute ago, miamiwhite said: Bring it to my house then and let's see what happens 😏 It would have to be the ghost of the Jack Russell Still take any cat though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 15 minutes ago, miamiwhite said: left and right unite. Crawley and me are Pet Visionaries......give it another 10 years when you can't walk the filthy mutt and become a piss stained old tramp....... you will get a cat for company ......ITK FACT Good point. Suppose you and your new comrade Crawley would not be able to walk a dog you piss stained tramps so need the company Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 14, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Slightly left field that. Speaking from a place of knowledge? Actually, cats would be nasty to eat - any small carnivore's meat is too rich and not very nice. If the zombie apolocalypse comes - eat your dog first. It'll be more palatable. Plus, it's so stupid, it'll probably hop into the pot and boil itself for you. That's loyalty for you. Cat's own several people, and, at one time, were regularly culled and used in Eastern cuisine in this country. A very useful exercise in keeping the wild bird population at less of a risk. Also useful for threading onto sharpened sticks as a means of cleaning flues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Ani said: Good point. Suppose you and your new comrade Crawley would not be able to walk a dog you piss stained tramps so need the company Don't start on my Cat Corbyn Comrade Crawley or we will combine, bring our feline friends and meet your maligned mongo mongrel at the Pets Are Us Club Shop at 3pm and make a total dog's dinner of your filthy own shit eating little rat lookalike 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 14, 2021 Members Share Posted January 14, 2021 Dogs are ace. The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 18 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Cats belong in curries. Dogs too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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