Moderators Carlos Posted February 18, 2021 Moderators Share Posted February 18, 2021 The cunt lives in my tele, I should charge him rent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 35 minutes ago, frank_spencer said: Due to get my first dose of the vax tomorrow. I hate needles with a passion so I'm not looking forward to it. But i want to be able to watch the footy with my dad again so I'll just have to stop being a fanny. It happens that fast you won't notice it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 18, 2021 Tonight, on everyone's telly. On every channel. Forever. And ever. 6pm : The News! Read by Romesh and sprinkled with dreary anecdotes about his mother’s cooking. And Katherine Ryan 7pm : Eastenders! In this episode, Romesh buys a market stall and becomes landlord of the pub. And Katherine Ryan 8pm : The One Show! Romesh Rangagagagathananan hosts the show, with guest appearances by several more Romesh Rangaganagathans. And Katherine Ryan 9pm : Casualty! “Romesh saves the day”. Romesh takes top billing as several doctors and probably a helicopter pilot. And Katherine Ryan 10pm : The News! Romesh brings us up to date on a recent trip to the supermarket to buy his mum some chickpeas. He’s a VEGAN you know! How do I know? BECAUSE HE’S ON EVERY FUCKING TV SHOW THERE IS. And Katherine Ryan 11pm : The Sky at Night! Join your host Romesh as he regales us with tales of his achingly normal family life. Whilst sitting next to a telescope called Romesh. And Katherine Ryan. 12pm : Movie! “Castaway”. Romesh Rangagagaghananan stars as a man alone on a desert island. Forced into a downward spiral of desperation he builds his own tv studio out of palm trees and bores the local wildlife to death with chuckle-free tales of his daily mishaps. And Katherine Ryan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 I used to think Katherine Ryan was quite fit, now she just get's on my nerves - not as much as Romesh get's on my nerves though, I honestly don't think I know anybody who finds him funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 I hope these little snippets about the north’s numbers aren’t a pre cursor for us remaining in lockdown longer than the south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 18, 2021 9 minutes ago, fatty said: I hope these little snippets about the north’s numbers aren’t a pre cursor for us remaining in lockdown longer than the south. More foot soldiers up here actually going into work, as opposed to service sector southerners wfh, or soaking up furlough. 💣 Bound to happen. Be right when jabbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Decent numbers again interesting that tests are down People not feeling the need Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 29 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: More foot soldiers up here actually going into work, as opposed to service sector southerners wfh, or soaking up furlough. 💣 Bound to happen. Be right when jabbed. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 18, 2021 Author Members Share Posted February 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Sweep said: I used to think Katherine Ryan was quite fit, now she just get's on my nerves - not as much as Romesh get's on my nerves though, I honestly don't think I know anybody who finds him funny I’d still tickle her belly button. From the inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 The South West has vaccinated 104% of those from 75-79 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 13 minutes ago, boltondiver said: The South West has vaccinated 104% of those from 75-79 who said that Diane Abbott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 35 minutes ago, boltondiver said: The South West has vaccinated 104% of those from 75-79 I take it that means some have had their 2nd jab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 4 hours ago, Sweep said: I used to think Katherine Ryan was quite fit, now she just get's on my nerves - not as much as Romesh get's on my nerves though, I honestly don't think I know anybody who finds him funny your brother will be apoplectic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 17 minutes ago, frank_spencer said: I take it that means some have had their 2nd jab? No, all firsts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, boltondiver said: No, all firsts That's just an odd statistic then. The only other explanation I can think of is they've picked up folk from the neighboring regions too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 16 minutes ago, Traf said: your brother will be apoplectic Fumin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Traf said: your brother will be apoplectic I'm assuming that must've been some sort of shitty autocorrect.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Telegraph running a story about the first tests that show that both the Pfizer and AZ vaccines reduce infections and transmissions by 2/3rds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 19, 2021 Moderators Share Posted February 19, 2021 She stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted February 19, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2021 (edited) 38 minutes ago, Zico said: She stupid She's just doing her job - which is appealling to stupid people so they'll listen to TalkRadio and feel like they're not stupid for a couple of hours a day. Edited February 19, 2021 by Cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green genie Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 6 hours ago, frank_spencer said: That's just an odd statistic then. The only other explanation I can think of is they've picked up folk from the neighboring regions too Second home owners. Factamundo. Bleddy ridiculous down here. Some of the small town GPs have been given enough doses that they're into 30-35 year olds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 19, 2021 Moderators Share Posted February 19, 2021 5 hours ago, green genie said: Second home owners. Factamundo. Bleddy ridiculous down here. Some of the small town GPs have been given enough doses that they're into 30-35 year olds. Is that by age or risk group? Bolton are currently working on 16-65 with underlying issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 19, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2021 They do seem to be targeting fatties. Seems reasonable, keep the lardarses out of danger given they’re already a massive risk to the nhs Eh, fatty bum bums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 19, 2021 Members Share Posted February 19, 2021 28 minutes ago, Spider said: They do seem to be targeting fatties. Seems reasonable, keep the lardarses out of danger given they’re already a massive risk to the nhs Eh, fatty bum bums Other half had his next week. He's 43 and diabetic. Yeah your right 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted February 19, 2021 Moderators Share Posted February 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Spider said: They do seem to be targeting fatties. BMI of over 35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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