Not in Crawley Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: The chap at the Garden nursery on Plodder Lane told me to just get a shotgun when I enquired about about pungent plants that may keep cats away. Be nice if cats could catch Covid, to many of the fuckers shitting in everyones garden, especially those scouse cats, proper cunts they are. Cats can, but they only give it to dog owners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 14, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Who the fuck are your customers 😁 As I say, if you have a dog, your house smells of dog. You might not think it does, but lordy it wiffs. Muddy, wet mutts. Dogs and their owners. Dirty as. Money is money. A good, quick payer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Our cat is a horrible shit plenty of times I thought of taking it for a drive somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 14, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, miamiwhite said: Got to disagree here mate......did a Klinnsman style celebration dive years ago in a cup semi final on Walkers pitch.....straight into a pile of dog shit...fuck me ,that was horrific and couldn't smell anything but dog shit for the next 5 years when I was clouting bing. I feel your pain there. Dog or cat its horrendous. Towards the end of my time with bmbc, my colleague was knocking on a bit, so I'd leave him on the mower all day, and take up the strimmer. Bad enough when taking turns, but day after day, hitting animal turds at around 8000rpm, would leave significant splatter patterns on the clothing and a reek to match. Getting a face full was a particular highlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 10 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Who the fuck are your customers 😁 As I say, if you have a dog, your house smells of dog. You might not think it does, but lordy it wiffs. Muddy, wet mutts. Dogs and their owners. Dirty as. Very rare we agree Jezza, but you're spot on here. Dog owners have their faces and balls licked constantly by harassing hounds that have been rolling in cow pat for hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 11 minutes ago, miamiwhite said: Got to disagree here mate......did a Klinnsman style celebration dive years ago in a cup semi final on Walkers pitch.....straight into a pile of dog shit...fuck me ,that was horrific and couldn't smell anything but dog shit for the next 5 years when I was clouting bing. Sums cat owners up. Miami admits celebrating a semi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelyfeet Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Dogs can lick pedigree chum off your gonads . Cats have got spiky tongues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: I feel your pain there. Dog or cat its horrendous. Towards the end of my time with bmbc, my colleague was knocking on a bit, so I'd leave him on the mower all day, and take up the strimmer. Bad enough when taking turns, but day after day, hitting animal turds at around 8000rpm, would leave significant splatter patterns on the clothing and a reek to match. Getting a face full was a particular highlight. Honestly mate, it was a nightmare 😄 😷 🤒 🤢 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 There's a thesis suggesting we'd still be scratting around for berries and rats, and on the menu for wolves if we hadn't cultivated a symbiotic relationship with canines. They assisted us immeasurably in hunting bigger prey, we adapted new team-based techniques in hunting after observing them hunt. As well as these in advancements in hunting, dogs were invaluable in domesticating animals - both leading to more time to think and more protein and essential amino acids to promote brain growth - leading to men on the moon, covid vaccinations in ten months and portable pornography for as little as sixty quid and £10 a month... The one time cats were asked to step up to the plate, during The Bubonic Plague they CBA - most probably too busy shitting in the likes of thine Nehbor' of Nott Ine Crawlee's Turnip patch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Ani said: Sums cat owners up. Miami admits celebrating a semi. You wouldn't ever know re playing in a semi final old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: There's a thesis suggesting we'd still be scratting around for berries and rats, and on the menu for wolves if we hadn't cultivated a symbiotic relationship with canines. They assisted us immeasurably in hunting bigger prey, we adapted new team-based techniques in hunting after observing them hunt. As well as these in advancements in hunting, dogs were invaluable in domesticating animals - both leading to more time to think and more protein and essential amino acids to promote brain growth - leading to men on the moon, covid vaccinations in ten months and portable pornography for as little as sixty quid and £10 a month... The one time cats were asked to step up to the plate, during The Bubonic Plague they CBA - most probably too busy shitting in the likes of thine Nehbor' of Nott Ine Crawlee's Turnip patch. remind me of the classic conversation on here please pal re white dog shit.....yes WHITE DOG SHIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 14, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 14, 2021 9 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said: Our cat is a horrible shit plenty of times I thought of taking it for a drive somewhere Crawley will have it the weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 (edited) White dogshit? Sommat to do with putting lime in dogfood to kill off nasties. Probably banned due to the bastards in Brussels. We'll soon reclaim our divine right for our English streets to be littered with white dog eggs. GSTQ. Edited January 14, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelyfeet Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: I feel your pain there. Dog or cat its horrendous. Towards the end of my time with bmbc, my colleague was knocking on a bit, so I'd leave him on the mower all day, and take up the strimmer. Bad enough when taking turns, but day after day, hitting animal turds at around 8000rpm, would leave significant splatter patterns on the clothing and a reek to match. Getting a face full was a particular highlight. My ex wife's mum had a pet tortoise, it was about 50 yrs old . She'd drilled a hole into an overlapping bit of its shell years ago, when she was a kid. They put a long length of thin rope through the hole and let it roam through the back garden, through trees and bushes in summer for hours. One day my ex's younger brother was mowing the lawn, he went over the rope, it got caught in the blades and flung the tortoise around the trees like something out of a cartoon. It survived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, miamiwhite said: You wouldn't ever know re playing in a semi final old man. Probably would not remember it. Was more of a finals man myself 😘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 14, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Sommat to do with putting lime in dogfood to kill off nasties. Probably banned due to the bastards in Brussels. We'll soon reclaim our divine right for our English streets to be littered with white dog eggs. GSTQ. Not marrowbone then? Kinell, should put sand in as well and have them shitting concrete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 14, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, peelyfeet said: My ex wife's mum had a pet tortoise, it was about 50 yrs old . She'd drilled a hole into an overlapping bit of its shell years ago, when she was a kid. They put a long length of thin rope through the hole and let it roam through the back garden, through trees and bushes in summer for hours. One day my ex's younger brother was mowing the lawn, he went over the rope, it got caught in the blades and flung the tortoise around the trees like something out of a cartoon. It survived My mate still believes that his tortoise ran away. Thicker than a whale omelette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 14, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, peelyfeet said: My ex wife's mum had a pet tortoise, it was about 50 yrs old . She'd drilled a hole into an overlapping bit of its shell years ago, when she was a kid. They put a long length of thin rope through the hole and let it roam through the back garden, through trees and bushes in summer for hours. One day my ex's younger brother was mowing the lawn, he went over the rope, it got caught in the blades and flung the tortoise around the trees like something out of a cartoon. It survived Brilliant. Did the rope not finally sever, flinging it away like odd-jobs hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted January 14, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 14, 2021 I like cats and dogs. Our dog is a dickhead but we love the litter shit. We have always had cats before the pooch came along and we are getting a kitten in a month or so, Christ knows how that is going to work with a batshit crazy dachshund. My youngest has two hamsters too and they are really cute. Oh and fish too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Got a dog and cats , IMHO the best , stable and non demanding dogs are those brought up as a pup with adult cats they very quickly learn that they are at the bottom of the pile the cats do the training for you and you dont have a snappy little shit of an animal to train cats just kick the shit out of them and they learn their place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Winchester White said: I like cats and dogs. Our dog is a dickhead but we love the litter shit. We have always had cats before the pooch came along and we are getting a kitten in a month or so, Christ knows how that is going to work with a batshit crazy dachshund. My youngest has two hamsters too and they are really cute. Oh and fish too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted January 14, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 14, 2021 6 minutes ago, deane koontz said: 😆 Don't you just love autocorrect!? 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 18 minutes ago, Ani said: Probably would not remember it. Was more of a finals man myself 😘 Only thing which was final in your life pal was your divorce 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Me mum’s been done Seems strange that those who have had it are being vaccinated, but I read that the protection is only for 4 months (?) Better safe than sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted January 14, 2021 Moderators Share Posted January 14, 2021 6 minutes ago, boltondiver said: Me mum’s been done Seems strange that those who have had it are being vaccinated, but I read that the protection is only for 4 months (?) Better safe than sorry Protection from vac is 4 months or immunity following infection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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