Escobarp 1,446 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: He can't for medical reasons. Turns green and grows another head. That’s just when folk Piss me off as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Not in Crawley 432 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, Escobarp said: No I won’t have it. Ive had two in my life and one very nearly killed me and the other hospitalized me as well. One when I was a toddler and one as a teenager when I thought I would be alright. I wasn’t. So I would rather not two covid vaccinations? Blimey, you're well ahead of the curve. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DazBob 1,086 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 3 minutes ago, Escobarp said: No I won’t have it. Ive had two in my life and one very nearly killed me and the other hospitalized me as well. One when I was a toddler and one as a teenager when I thought I would be alright. I wasn’t. So I would rather not Crikey. Furry muff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boltondiver 1,365 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 14 minutes ago, Escobarp said: No I won’t have it. Ive had two in my life and one very nearly killed me and the other hospitalized me as well. One when I was a toddler and one as a teenager when I thought I would be alright. I wasn’t. So I would rather not First and Last time I was in church they nearly drowned me; never again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudy 1,150 Posted January 13 Author Share Posted January 13 Attenborough has had it so it’s good enough for me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket 1,562 Posted January 13 Site Supporter Share Posted January 13 17 minutes ago, boltondiver said: First and Last time I was in church they nearly drowned me; never again Brilliant 👏 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Not in Crawley 432 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 18 minutes ago, boltondiver said: First and Last time I was in church they nearly drowned me; never again If I had a hat I'd doff it. Wonderful work. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Traf 2,617 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: If I had a hat I'd doff it. Wonderful work. Lies. You own hats. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Spider 2,113 Posted January 13 Site Supporter Share Posted January 13 1 minute ago, Traf said: Lies. You own hats. Oh, I bet he owns a hat for every occasion. All worn at jaunty, fashionably edgy angles. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweep 1,080 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 4 minutes ago, Spider said: Oh, I bet he owns a hat for every occasion. All worn at jaunty, fashionably edgy angles. I like to think he usually wears a tricorne most of the week and then switches to a velvety stovepipe hat on Sunday Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Spider 2,113 Posted January 13 Site Supporter Share Posted January 13 3 minutes ago, Sweep said: I like to think he usually wears a tricorne most of the week and then switches to a velvety stovepipe hat on Sunday @kent_white reckons he wore a wicker boater for the entire duration of his wedding night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudy 1,150 Posted January 13 Author Share Posted January 13 He definitely sports a beret on a city break, Frank Spencer style Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweep 1,080 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 6 minutes ago, Rudy said: He definitely sports a beret on a city break, Frank Spencer style on an away day, I hear that he wears a steal rimmed bowler hat, like Odd-Job does, and he can decapitate a man from 100 yards, he also has poison tips on his winkle-pickers, just in case it kicks off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Not in Crawley 432 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 I'm.afraid to dissapoint gents, whilst I wouldn't be adverse to wearing a hat. And I'd certainly be up for a dashing Highway man's style tifler, alas my head is not designed for any sort of dressage and therefore I just let my rather splendid locks wave freely in the breeze. Thankfully, I have not been cursed by either being bald or being ginger, both fates would have displeased me greatly, either not being able to grow my hair, or being so repulsed at the colour, been forced to keep it as short as possible as so not to offend both myself and my fellow man. I do wear a wooly hat on walks though. Two hats I cannot stand - Baseball caps on British men. - The new found fondness of certain gents to try and dress up like a 1930s Birmingham gangster Both woeful. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweep 1,080 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: I'm.afraid to dissapoint gents, whilst I wouldn't be adverse to wearing a hat. And I'd certainly be up for a dashing Highway man's style tifler, alas my head is not designed for any sort of dressage and therefore I just let my rather splendid locks wave freely in the breeze. Thankfully, I have not been cursed by either being bald or being ginger, both fates would have displeased me greatly, either not being able to grow my hair, or being so repulsed at the colour, been forced to keep it as short as possible as so not to offend both myself and my fellow man. I do wear a wooly hat on walks though. Two hats I cannot stand - Baseball caps on British men. - The new found fondness of certain gents to try and dress up like a 1930s Birmingham gangster Both woeful. Please tell me you at least sport a bandana on occasion, in order to keep said flowing locks out of your eyes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Casino 2,356 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 4 hours ago, ZicoKelly said: anyway, re: threat - there's a reason for having two doses, so I would rather wait for the maximum possible protection I'm sure I won't die of it, but having read about what it's like for some when you have it, I'd rather go without - and having read what some say about still feeling the effects months after, again, I'll avoid it if I can the only things I want to do are have a beer, see the match and chat shit with my mates / folks and I can do that all that at home anyway - my next social event will be having all the family round when we've all had our second dose I'll go to the gyms if they re-open because the weather is shit this time of weather, that said, got my eye on Boundary Park (17 miles away) and what's left of Moss Rose (15 miles) the biggest challenge here on in is figuring out how to avoid the booze every night id be thinking you will be july minimum before you are fully dosed up fuck that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweep 1,080 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Blimey, 1564 deaths reported today Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter burnden 182 Posted January 13 Site Supporter Share Posted January 13 1564 deaths today . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tombwfc 154 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Pretty consistent drop in cases though, which will mean in two weeks time we'll be through the very worst of it. Albeit 45,000 cases is still a lot. Another stunning coincidence that a drop has coincided with tighter restrictions/lockdown. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Spider 2,113 Posted January 13 Site Supporter Share Posted January 13 4 minutes ago, Tombwfc said: Pretty consistent drop in cases though, which will mean in two weeks time we'll be through the very worst of it. Albeit 45,000 cases is still a lot. Another stunning coincidence that a drop has coincided with tighter restrictions/lockdown. There's obviously some massaging of figures going on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Not in Crawley 432 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 34 minutes ago, Sweep said: Please tell me you at least sport a bandana on occasion, in order to keep said flowing locks out of your eyes I can't I've been cursed with Grandpa ears, any type of bandana and I look like some sort of chinless elf. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Not in Crawley 432 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 1 hour ago, Spider said: @kent_white reckons he wore a wicker boater for the entire duration of his wedding night Wish I had. All I know is that Kent and the best man did all the coke before I could get to it. Arseholes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Spider 2,113 Posted January 13 Site Supporter Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Wish I had. All I know is that Kent and the best man did all the coke before I could get to it. Arseholes. They blew it up each other’s arseholes? Ive heard that works very well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kent_white 1,237 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 11 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Wish I had. All I know is that Kent and the best man did all the coke before I could get to it. Arseholes. That's not true by the way. I had none and your best man did the lot. I feel like I can tell you this now he's not really on the scene. Great best man's speech though. Most confident I've seen him in ages for some reason? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Not in Crawley 432 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 9 minutes ago, kent_white said: That's not true by the way. I had none and your best man did the lot. I feel like I can tell you this now he's not really on the scene. Great best man's speech though. Most confident I've seen him in ages for some reason? I wondered why he passed out afterwards. He did 60 quids worth by himself between first course and the speeches? That's some going. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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