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14 minutes ago, Spider said:

Horwich RMI ready to start vaccinating.

Surely they can open the bar @Horwich ? Pint and a jab.

Either way, superb news.

Feeling very optimistic 

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2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Bollocks - love my cat and she'd fucking kill any of your dogs.

Well she'd at least out think the stupid panting fuckers

She only likes you when it suits. You are like one of them pricks storming the Capitol because your silly cunt of fur purred when you gave her cream. Cat is like Trump be slagging you off when you are out . 
 

Our dog is just happy and nice every day  we all should be more dog and less cat  

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4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Bollocks - love my cat and she'd fucking kill any of your dogs.

Well she'd at least out think the stupid panting fuckers

Stupid?

oh yeah because you get loads of guide cats and rescue cats 

Cats are shit and slags 

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1 minute ago, Ani said:

She only likes you when it suits. You are like one of them pricks storming the Capitol because your silly cunt of fur purred when you gave her cream. Cat is like Trump be slagging you off when you are out . 
 

Our dog is just happy and nice every day  we all should be more dog and less cat  

Your dog is happy because it's thick as mince and you pick up its shit. If we were more dog, we'd all be voting for Trump.

I can see my cat shitting on the neighbours garden at the moment. Clever girl.

 

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2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Stupid?

oh yeah because you get loads of guide cats and rescue cats 

Cats are shit and slags 

They're too bright to lead blind human's round all day. Fuck that - let those idiot dogs do it. Smelly fuckers.

My cat would eat any dog, and its only got three legs. Hard as fuck.

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1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

They're too bright to lead blind human's round all day. Fuck that - let those idiot dogs do it. Smelly fuckers.

My cat would eat any dog, and its only got three legs. Hard as fuck.

Id volley your cat the full length of de havilland way.

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36 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Pharmacies are chomping at the bit to get the vaccine, boots reckon they can do 500k a month the leader of the independent pharmacy body said they’ve thousand of pharmacies across U.K. with qualified staff ready to go if needed. Get them the vaccine and let them get on with it. 

I get that....do you trust our Government to get that sorted quickly? I'm not sure that I do

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Just now, Not in Crawley said:

She'd bite your toes off as soon as look at you. She can sense stupidity, you see.

Because she’s well practiced the thick twat

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Ah, I don't mind dogs - might get one whe I'm older. Its them 'dog people' I don't like. Those that go on and on and on and on about their mutt. I get it, you like it, its one of the family. I just don't care. And put it on a bloody lead.

 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

She'd bite your toes off as soon as look at you. She can sense stupidity, you see.

That is why she is attracted to you ? 😁

Your case for cats, they shit next door and have three legs. You do wonder why there is the expression 'fat cats' when referring to obnoxious bankers. Suppose living down there you like that stuff. Cats are the companions of champagne socialists and old women that smell of piss. 

Dogs save people stuck up mountains, sniff out explosives catch baddies and have a sport of their own in the bookies. 
 

On Blue Peter best known animal Shep, there were tortoises more popular than the fucking cat  

 

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5 minutes ago, Ani said:

That is why she is attracted to you ? 😁

Your case for cats, they shit next door and have three legs. You do wonder why there is the expression 'fat cats' when referring to obnoxious bankers. Suppose living down there you like that stuff. Cats are the companions of champagne socialists and old women that smell of piss. 

Dogs save people stuck up mountains, sniff out explosives catch baddies and have a sport of their own in the bookies. 
 

On Blue Peter best known animal Shep, there were tortoises more popular than the fucking cat  

 

Men who find it difficult to communicate like dogs. Speaks volumes.

Hitler liked dogs (stupid, did as they were told)

Churchill liked cats (independant of thought and mind)

Always be on the right side of history.

 

And yes they do all that - so idiotic they are happy to be our slaves. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Men who find it difficult to communicate like dogs. Speaks volumes.

Hitler liked dogs (stupid, did as they were told)

Churchill liked cats (independant of thought and mind)

Always be on the right side of history.

 

<Burglar, fresh into house>
 

”oh no, a cat, it might stare at me whilst I steal their valuables and car keys”

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3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Men who find it difficult to communicate like dogs. Speaks volumes.

Hitler liked dogs (stupid, did as they were told)

Churchill liked cats (independant of thought and mind)

Always be on the right side of history.

 

Churchill had two dogs called Rufus and Rufus II . That went everywhere with him  

 

Always be on the right side of truth (and Google)  as mentioned cats and cat people simply not to be trusted. Type of people who put FACT on their arguments to avoid challenge

 

You and Miami should get together to discuss fur balls and loneliness   

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14 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

I trained her to sniff it out, she's a sommelier of stupidity. She especially can sense jumped up PE teachers 😉

😂😂

@miamiwhite has a cat btw 

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Just now, Spider said:

<Burglar, fresh into house>
 

”oh no, a cat, it might stare at me whilst I steal their valuables and car keys”

''oh no, its a stupid dog, who will put itself in danger to save a TV.''

I'm with the cat on this one.

See, insult dogs, and they all come out like you've stood on the face of their first born. 

Never trust a dog person, I stick by it. At any moment, even when it's least called for, they'll whip out another dog story to bore you to tears with.

Also, I've yet to see cat shit hanging in a tree in a plastic bag. Dog owning scummers.

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1 minute ago, Ani said:

Churchill had two dogs called Rufus and Rufus II . That went everywhere with him  

 

Always be on the right side of truth (and Google)  as mentioned cats and cat people simply not to be trusted. Type of people who put FACT on their arguments to avoid challenge

 

You and Miami should get together to discuss fur balls and loneliness   

They did, but as he got older and wiser, he had a plethora of cats, and preferd their company.

 

Stop getting hstory worng, ani!

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55 minutes ago, Spider said:

Horwich RMI ready to start vaccinating.

Surely they can open the bar @Horwich ? Pint and a jab.

Either way, superb news.

Feeling very optimistic 

No chance. Not with the Horwich RMi grasses still around.

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Most famous cats

Top cat - basically a mafia boss

Garfield- fat cunt, steals lasagne

Tom - psychotic torturer

Mr Bigglesworth - evil bastard

 

Most famous dogs

Scooby-doo - helps unmask criminals 

Lassie  - saves children who've fallen down a well

Littlest Hobo - all round good guy 

Bouncer - shits on Mrs Mangel's flowers.

 

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