tyldesley_white Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Rudy said: One of them is probably the security guard at my work who says the lateral flow tests cause cancer That because its been sterilized with ethylene oxide See numb nuts below Edited March 31, 2021 by tyldesley_white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 31, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 31, 2021 Full lockdown in france europe going to get a lot worse before it gets better. Sure Chris Whitty won’t mind us going over though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 31, 2021 Author Members Share Posted March 31, 2021 Just now, Spider said: Full lockdown in france europe going to get a lot worse before it gets better. Sure Chris Whitty won’t mind us going over though Can I go to Spain for a full breakfast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 31, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 31, 2021 11 minutes ago, Rudy said: Can I go to Spain for a full breakfast? Yes of course You have To uSe YoUR cOmMOn SEnsE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 31, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 31, 2021 2 hours ago, boltondiver said: Wales open for visitors from 12 April and pubs and restaurants opening from 26 April. Might take a look Good. Holiday on then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Horwich Posted April 1, 2021 Moderators Share Posted April 1, 2021 You can walk into Mcdonalds, order your food and take it outside to eat. You can’t walk into a pub, order a drink and take it outside to consume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Horwich said: You can walk into Mcdonalds, order your food and take it outside to eat. You can’t walk into a pub, order a drink and take it outside to consume. I think most people know that, what's your point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainmed Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 13 hours ago, Spider said: Yes of course You have To uSe YoUR cOmMOn SEnsE The alternative sound fantastic. 1. Pay for ridiculously over-priced UK holidays. 2. Get pissed on for a week or so with temperatures that barely break through the mid-teens. Sounds like real fun ................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 1, 2021 Members Share Posted April 1, 2021 2nd jab day at Breightmet health Centre. Never seen as many oldies taking 5 attempts to get in a parking space. All you can hear from my office is a constant hum of revving cars. Honestly it's like cocoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: 2nd jab day at Breightmet health Centre. Never seen as many oldies taking 5 attempts to get in a parking space. All you can hear from my office is a constant hum of revving cars. Honestly it's like cocoon. My wee brother starts a job there next month. Did you say you work there occasionally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 1, 2021 Members Share Posted April 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: My wee brother starts a job there next month. Did you say you work there occasionally? I'm based here. What's he doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: I'm based here. What's he doing? I’m not actually sure. I think he’s only there 3 days a week as he’s been out through his masters so 2 days at uni. I will ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderer1984 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 15 hours ago, boltondiver said: Wales open for visitors from 12 April and pubs and restaurants opening from 26 April. Might take a look I had a mooch around Saundersfoot with the kid yesterday. Nothing open obviously (apart from whats allowed) The place was heaving. Enjoyed a takeaway beer and some chips on the harbour. First time I've done anything like that in ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 1, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: I'm based here. Is he hung like a donkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted April 1, 2021 Members Share Posted April 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: There isn't 1 fella in here worth looking at. Except from 1 GP who's a bit shouty but I kind of like that 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Unfortunately for him he didn’t inherit the same dashing good looks as me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 241k first doses/404k second doses done yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 My daughters mates husband was rushed into Bolton Royal last night with COVID, on a ventilator now, 37 years old, he manages one of our junior teams so always kept himself fit, nice lad too, he'll be reet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 1, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 1, 2021 4 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: There isn't 1 fella in here worth looking at. Except from 1 GP who's a bit shouty but I kind of like that 👀 THIS IS WHERE RUDY SWITCHES HIS CAPS LOCK ON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 1, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 1, 2021 When are us young lads getting the fckin vaccine? Neither sight nor sound yet. I understand that I'm a healthy man of fighting age, but a rough idea would be handy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, Spider said: When are us young lads getting the fckin vaccine? Neither sight nor sound yet. I understand that I'm a healthy man of fighting age, but a rough idea would be handy. Had mine already, apparently if you’re a good lucking fucker you get an early call up, that’s the only category I fall into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, Spider said: When are us young lads getting the fckin vaccine? Neither sight nor sound yet. I understand that I'm a healthy man of fighting age, but a rough idea would be handy. Become a carer or develop a chronic condition 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 1, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 1, 2021 Had both of mine and I’m still young... in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 10 minutes ago, Spider said: When are us young lads getting the fckin vaccine? Neither sight nor sound yet. I understand that I'm a healthy man of fighting age, but a rough idea would be handy. Just book they don’t check Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 1, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, royal white said: Had mine already, apparently if you’re a good lucking fucker you get an early call up, that’s the only category I fall into. Seems to me that all the mudbloods, ne'er do wells and promiscuous types have been singled out first. Can't behave, you see. Feral. A bit like Total Recall. You know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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