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[Hoppy510 105]

This could be the third time that the Tories have sacked Cummings, but in this day and age of public figures being allowed to get away with blatant lies I suspect nothing will come of it and he'll be free to continue pulling Boris's strings.

First time he lasted 8 months under Iain Duncan Donuts before he was shipped out.

The last time the Tories sacked Cummings it was more personal rather than public. Cameron called him a "career psychopath" who "dripped poison" into Gove's ear and - in Cameron's words - turned Gove from a team player into "a wanker". Unsurprising given that Cummings has openly admitted his objective is to bring down the establishment.

Given Cumming's well-documented ruthless streak, his extensive training and relationship with Russian Intelligence in the Yeltsin era, the backing he currently has from Murdoch etc and the power he has assumed after winning Brexit (as demonstrated by his purge of centrist Tories including the former Chancellor) I believe Cummings is just too powerful to go.

Bottom line for me is that the Tory "leadership" are shit scared of him and his backers - too scared to bin him again and probably under instruction not to do so.

Might just watch Cumberbatch's performance again tonight to remind me of what a poisonous little snake Cummings is reported to be by people who've worked with him. Pretty sure it's still on Netflix.

#Cumgate

#BloJo

[Morizio 162]

Isn’t he batting for the wrong XI if his goal is to ‘bring down the establishment’🤷‍♂️

[Winchester White 260]

12 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Not arguing. Just explaining in Simpleton terms what was a pretty simple post anyway 

suns out in the garden topping up the tan 

contemplating having a few ciders. No arguments from me 

Good shout, today has been shit already. Missus goes to work this morning, rings me at half 6 to say she has a puncture and the tyre wont inflate. So I meet her on the hard shoulder of the M61 so she can take my car to work.  Fucking tyre is shagged, that glue wank they give you instead of a proper wheel just leaks out all over the tarmac. Try and trundle home along hard shoulder in 2nd and get within the exit markers when I come across a fucking traffic womble. Bastard. Costs me £150 to get the car recovered from a motorway, would have been £60 if I managed to go another 400 yards and exit the twatting thing.

Oh and on the kitchen side is a note to sort out breakdown cover because hers expired 2 weeks ago.

I need a nice cold cider and a sit in the sun.

Edited May 25, 2020 by Winchester White
Bastard Autocorrect

[Escobarp 1,462]

Just now, Winchester White said:

Good shout, today has been shit already. Missus goes to work this morning, rings me at half 6 to say she has a puncture and the tyre wont inflate. So I meet her on the hard shoulder of the M61 so she can take my car to work.  Fucking tyre is shagged, that glue wank they give you instead of a proper wheel just leaks out all over the tarmac. Try and trundle home along hard shoulder in 2and and get within the exit markets when I come across a fucking traffic womble. Bastard. Costs me £150 to get the car recovered from a motorway, would have been £60 if I managed to go another 400 yards and exit the twatting thing.

Oh and on the kitchen side is a note to sort out breakdown cover because hers expired 2 weeks ago.

I need a nice cold cider and a sit in the sun.

Sounds like a shitter of a morning that pal. Cider is most definitely the way forward. 

[Hoppy510 105]

5 minutes ago, Morizio said:

Isn’t he batting for the wrong XI if his goal is to ‘bring down the establishment’🤷‍♂️

Somewhere in the extremes of politics, the totalitarianism of the old USSR joins up with fascist ideology so it's more of an ideological circle than left and right.

Both the Nazis and the totalitarian Russian version of Communism controlled the media, eliminated (murdered?) opponents and brutally suppressed objectors - practically the same thing.

Edited May 25, 2020 by Hoppy510

[radcliffewhite1 651]

26 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Don't we all make mistakes, nobody is flawless. And when someone does make a mistake, is it an automatic sacking offence?

Although i get people are upset because he isn't holding his hands up, but fuck me, how many people do you come across who won't or sometimes never accept its their fault, happens all the time in the workplace, rightly or wrongly. Lets just hang every cunt who makes a mistake, I'm sure the world will be a better place. 3 days in and people still going on about this, this Cummings fella must be really feared.

Jules didn’t get to where he is taking no shit 

bet he’s ruthless in the office 

[Roger_Dubuis 72]

55 minutes ago, Spider said:

Cummings doing a presser this afternoon.

 

Why, he isn't an MP, the public aren't interested in what he has to say. The twat needs fucking off not given his 5 minutes in the limelight

[MancWanderer 540]

I’m sort of with Esco now. Yesterday I was appalled, now I’ve entered “couldn’t give a flying fuck” world

Not really bothered what he says later. He’s unlikely to say “I’m a lying cunt” so all we’ll get is more frothing than a crashed tanker load of Skol

Suns out. Time for a Moretti or three soon. Balls to Cummings at al

[Mr Grey 748]

16 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Jules didn’t get to where he is taking no shit 

bet he’s ruthless in the office 

Aye, although he did need a word with himself about wearing that flasher mac in the middle of the unibol pitch earlier this season, could have been a sacking offence in some peoples eyes 😉

[Ruba Mustafa 84]

Dr Dominic pimenta from north London has said he will quit his job if cummings isn’t going.

surprise, surprise, he’s a momentum activist.

what a tool. 

U may think the gov have stooped but thats nothing compared to how low this lot will go

[Spider 2,133]

11 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

Why, he isn't an MP, the public aren't interested in what he has to say. The twat needs fucking off not given his 5 minutes in the limelight

The press are demanding an explanation. They can’t have it both ways.

Let him speak. It’s unlikely to change any minds.

These are days of swift and deep entrenchment.

I fully expect him to unzip his head and Putin to step out of the skin and declare us a Soviet Republic 

[Escobarp 1,462]

5 minutes ago, Ruba Mustafa said:

Dr Dominic pimenta from north London has said he will quit his job if cummings isn’t going.

surprise, surprise, he’s a momentum activist.

what a tool. 

U may think the gov have stooped but thats nothing compared to how low this lot will go

And I guarantee you there will be zero resignation from dr pimenta. Again done for social media likes and attention 

[Zico 1,778]

1 hour ago, jules_darby said:

Yep, he’s had a couple of days to get his conniving crap together 

I’m sure he will have a game plan now but I’m not having it that the whole thing was some kind of masterplan from the start; my best guess is that he always thinks he’s the brightest bloke in the room..come across those types plenty in business...they always, always make mistakes

nah, to be honest, I was fucking around with the masterplan comment

I still find it hard though to believe he allowed himself to make such a mistake though

[jules_darby 1,341]

3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Aye, although he did need a word with himself about wearing that flasher mac in the middle of the unibol pitch earlier this season, could have been a sacking offence in some peoples eyes 😉

Those eyes need testing then as it wasn’t a macintosh, but I’m sure we’ve covered that before. I do, however, appreciate fashion tips from someone who styles themself as an albino Beppe Di Marco 😘

The 90’s look is very apt as the decade when the Tories seemed to be caught in deviant behaviour every other week.
Once can only assume that it’s “the look” that Cummings is into, given your apparent infatuation with him.

[boltondiver 1,376]

Can’t see what time he is on, but should be a decent watch.

Resignation speech?

[Rudy 1,198]

Just now, boltondiver said:

Can’t see what time he is on, but should be a decent watch.

Resignation speech?

Promotion speech

[Lt. Aldo Raine 115]

Preduction:

He won't resign

He will disclose that his son has special care requirements which he didn't want to confirm publicly for reasons of family privacy and his child's welfare

He will say that he has now been forced to reveal this information because of the behaviour of the press

He will argue that his actions were justified as they were in line with the exceptional circumstances concerning childcare referred to by Dr Jenny Harries in March

He might confirm that he travelled to Barnard Castle the following month, but will argue that this was consistent with the guidance issued by the Government in April regarding travelling to do excercise with autistic children / children with disabilities

He might state that this whole episode has distractee from the Government's efforts to tackle the pandemic

Public sentiment towards him will soften enough for him to remain in his job

[Zico 1,778]

59 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Don't we all make mistakes, nobody is flawless. And when someone does make a mistake, is it an automatic sacking offence?

Although i get people are upset because he isn't holding his hands up, but fuck me, how many people do you come across who won't or sometimes never accept its their fault, happens all the time in the workplace, rightly or wrongly. Lets just hang every cunt who makes a mistake, I'm sure the world will be a better place. 3 days in and people still going on about this, this Cummings fella must be really feared.

yeah but come on, this is no ordinary workplace

it's not a mistake like leaving the office unlocked so it got burgled, or slagging a client off in an email then accidentally sending them an email

it's about setting the guidelines for keeping safe and protecting lives during a global pandemic

and then breaking the number one guideline days after you set it

in a country with the worst death toll in Europe

this is the sort of mistake that can bring a government to it's knees so to speak, and make them redundant when it comes to giving out advice moving forward, it could cost many lives moving forward

it's not like he's forgot to send a big invoice out, or gone on the piss on work expenses, it's more than just a "mistake"

[Escobarp 1,462]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Mike_Blackley/status/1264825397025406976
 

assuming that there will be the same clamor for a resignation or sacking here where it is actually evident that a lack of action has led to the spread of the virus. 

[boltondiver 1,376]

3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Promotion speech

He’s already de facto PM!

[boltondiver 1,376]

4 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Preduction:

He won't resign

He will disclose that his son has special care requirements which he didn't want to confirm publicly for reasons of family privacy and his child's welfare

He will say that he has now been forced to reveal this information because of the behaviour of the press

He will argue that his actions were justified as they were in line with the exceptional circumstances concerning childcare referred to by Dr Jenny Harries in March

He might confirm that he travelled to Barnard Castle the following month, but will argue that this was consistent with the guidance issued by the Government in April regarding travelling to do excercise with autistic children / children with disabilities

He might state that this whole episode has distractee from the Government's efforts to tackle the pandemic

Public sentiment towards him will soften enough for him to remain in his job

Will he be all doe-eyed, perhaps bringing his son with him?

The People’s Cunt

[Roger_Dubuis 72]

5 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Promotion speech

Aye, for his Xmas book

[Mr Grey 748]

17 minutes ago, jules_darby said:

Those eyes need testing then as it wasn’t a macintosh, but I’m sure we’ve covered that before. I do, however, appreciate fashion tips from someone who styles themself as an albino Beppe Di Marco 😘

The 90’s look is very apt as the decade when the Tories seemed to be caught in deviant behaviour every other week.
Once can only assume that it’s “the look” that Cummings is into, given your apparent infatuation with him.

Beppe he oozed east end italian style.

On to Mr Cummings, my points are based on the infatuation our Media as with him, and some on here hanging off every word they say as gospel.

You keep building that Cummings family tree  nice bank holiday project 🌞

Edited May 25, 2020 by Mr Grey

[jules_darby 1,341]

7 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Preduction:

He won't resign

He will disclose that his son has special care requirements which he didn't want to confirm publicly for reasons of family privacy and his child's welfare

He will say that he has now been forced to reveal this information because of the behaviour of the press

He will argue that his actions were justified as they were in line with the exceptional circumstances concerning childcare referred to by Dr Jenny Harries in March

He might confirm that he travelled to Barnard Castle the following month, but will argue that this was consistent with the guidance issued by the Government in April regarding travelling to do excercise with autistic children / children with disabilities

He might state that this whole episode has distractee from the Government's efforts to tackle the pandemic

Public sentiment towards him will soften enough for him to remain in his job

I reckon that’s a pretty good prediction 

One thing that won’t soften when he’s on the telly is Mr Grey 🍆

[radcliffewhite1 651]

Beppe & gianni was no match for the Mitchell’s