Ruba Mustafa Posted April 3, 2020 Author Share Posted April 3, 2020 Just saved a tenner by letting my Mrs cut my hair. i looked like a right nob before, now I just look like a prik. prob cost me a score to have it put right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 3, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Ruba Mustafa said: Just saved a tenner by letting my Mrs cut my hair. i looked like a right nob before, now I just look like a prik. prob cost me a score to have it put right Get it all off. Easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 3, 2020 Members Share Posted April 3, 2020 27 minutes ago, Ruba Mustafa said: Just saved a tenner by letting my Mrs cut my hair. i looked like a right nob before, now I just look like a prik. prob cost me a score to have it put right Cmon show the class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruba Mustafa Posted April 3, 2020 Author Share Posted April 3, 2020 Kids started calling me “Tufty” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted April 3, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2020 I need to get some clippers, I’m starting to look like a Bon Bon that’s been rolled in candy floss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Get it all off. Easier. But if doing this, bear in mind a number three on beard trimmers seem to be a lot shorter than with proper hair clippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2980 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 14 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said: I need to get some clippers, I’m starting to look like a Bon Bon that’s been rolled in candy floss You've got pink hair??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Bryl cream and do the slicked back look😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Good Knee Posted April 3, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2020 Probably nowt to do with it but seen loads of bumble bees and butterflies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 3, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, Good Knee said: Probably nowt to do with it but seen loads of bumble bees and butterflies. This. Had a couple in the house over the last week or so. Hear the buggers come in, then approach. Like a bloody heinkel bomber. One of them was the biggest I've ever seen I reckon. Rescued another outside that appeared a bit fucked. Put it on a daffodil and it started feeding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 5, 2020 Members Share Posted April 5, 2020 That cupboard everyone has in there kitchen, this morning has been emptied at Rudy Towers it contained the following 14 tupaware tubs 11 tupaware lids 2 vases 4 jugs 3 Pyrex dishes 1 nutribullet 1 lion bubble blower 1 Microwave guide 1 donut maker 1 waffle iron 1 George Foreman grill 1 Brita filter jug 2 brita filters 6 make your own ice lollies holder(six! Ffs) 3 ramakins (never heard of that word before this morning) 1 Bottle of Lea n perrins 1 sewing kit 1 jar of peanut butter (unopened) 1 potato masher 2 ladles 1 candle lighter. God I’m bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 5, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2020 Seed sowing and planting out today. Pots to be cleared and refreshed. Proper Sunday roast later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted April 5, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2020 28 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: That cupboard everyone has in there kitchen, this morning has been emptied at Rudy Towers it contained the following 14 tupaware tubs 11 tupaware lids 2 vases 4 jugs 3 Pyrex dishes 1 nutribullet 1 lion bubble blower 1 Microwave guide 1 donut maker 1 waffle iron 1 George Foreman grill 1 Brita filter jug 2 brita filters 6 make your own ice lollies holder(six! Ffs) 3 ramakins (never heard of that word before this morning) 1 Bottle of Lea n perrins 1 sewing kit 1 jar of peanut butter (unopened) 1 potato masher 2 ladles 1 candle lighter. God I’m bored. Misread that bit... thought it said 2 ladies 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 5, 2020 Members Share Posted April 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Steejay said: Misread that bit... thought it said 2 ladies 😂 There will be one lady in it if she buys any more shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 My cooking has improved, not that I’ve had time in the past. Got over a weeks dinner in the freezer, chilli’s n curries all done. Keep looking at the back garden and looking at what a less lazy bastard will do to it. I’m thinking of growing my own food, one of the girls I went to school with is going to give me the instructions at the right times for planting. Apparently chicken shit is good for soil, would never of thought that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 5, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2020 And how many of the lids fitted the boxes? Usually the answer is none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 5, 2020 Members Share Posted April 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, MickyD said: And how many of the lids fitted the boxes? Usually the answer is none. 7, 8 but it was forced on. Wouldn’t trust it to take my pasta to work in without it exploding all over my car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 5, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Breightmet Boy said: My cooking has improved, not that I’ve had time in the past. Got over a weeks dinner in the freezer, chilli’s n curries all done. Keep looking at the back garden and looking at what a less lazy bastard will do to it. I’m thinking of growing my own food, one of the girls I went to school with is going to give me the instructions at the right times for planting. Apparently chicken shit is good for soil, would never of thought that. Get yourself over to gardeners ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 5, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said: That cupboard everyone has in there kitchen, this morning has been emptied at Rudy Towers it contained the following 14 tupaware tubs 11 tupaware lids 2 vases 4 jugs 3 Pyrex dishes 1 nutribullet 1 lion bubble blower 1 Microwave guide 1 donut maker 1 waffle iron 1 George Foreman grill 1 Brita filter jug 2 brita filters 6 make your own ice lollies holder(six! Ffs) 3 ramakins (never heard of that word before this morning) 1 Bottle of Lea n perrins 1 sewing kit 1 jar of peanut butter (unopened) 1 potato masher 2 ladles 1 candle lighter. God I’m bored. Four candles? 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 On 03/04/2020 at 18:15, Good Knee said: Probably nowt to do with it but seen loads of bumble bees and butterflies. Aye, I'm definitely seeing more bumble bees about! Sparrows and Robins it seems too. I need a drink I'm turning into a fucking wildlife watcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 5, 2020 Members Share Posted April 5, 2020 25 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Four candles? 😁 No, fork handles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, deane koontz said: Aye, I'm definitely seeing more bumble bees about! Sparrows and Robins it seems too. I need a drink I'm turning into a fucking wildlife watcher A swan flew over today, don’t think I’ve ever seen one flying before. Makes a humming sound. Edited April 5, 2020 by boltondiver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Was it not a giant genetically mutated humming bird? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 6, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 6, 2020 14 hours ago, boltondiver said: A swan flew over today, don’t think I’ve ever seen one flying before. Makes a humming sound. We're lucky, living on a "flight path" to the lodges behind. Two went over quite low the other day, 40 or 50 feet- dogs on the patio leaping up trying to catch one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 6, 2020 Members Share Posted April 6, 2020 Just seen a video of Beijing before and virus and now the air is unbelievably clearer than it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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