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Things that have improved due to CV Lockdown


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1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Decided to have mine delivered. Wasn't impressed with their efforts at socially separating customers last time I went.

Crusties perusing the posh olive oils etc. 

Has it got any better?

I found the distancing ok at the butcher part but other areas was overcrowded 

folk far to close in the fucking candle section!!

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Honestly thought sex life would have vastly improved during lockdown like it does at funerals/weddings when people are happy to be alive and so on but hasn't been the case in the Turnip Patch - i'm still on the frigging couch even though her illness and isolation finished last week.

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"still on the frigging couch" not "still on the frigging" which is a different vibe altogether
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2 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Honestly thought sex life would have vastly improved during lockdown like it does at funerals/weddings when people are happy to be alive and so on but hasn't been the case in the Turnip Patch - i'm still on the frigging even though her illness and isolation finished last week.

Punch-ups are much more likely than jiggy time.

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4 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Honestly thought sex life would have vastly improved during lockdown like it does at funerals/weddings when people are happy to be alive and so on but hasn't been the case in the Turnip Patch - i'm still on the frigging even though her illness and isolation finished last week.

@Escobarp May be able to point you in the right direction of a lady who is known north of the border as a sure thing 

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24 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

I have a cracker who is building a sauna under the stairs but her husband is off work so I can’t get round. Bastard 

He’s building a sauna under the stairs sounds like an idiot to me 

20 minutes ago, DazBob said:

Linda from Levin?

Sounds like it 

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Just now, Ruba Mustafa said:

Rudy , u need to walk the dog up regent road and see what someone’s done to the “pussy bush”! You’ll love it! 

Haha I’ll have a look shortly my daughter loves that bush 

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13 minutes ago, green genie said:

Expensive way of feeding foxes.

Helped mate rebuild his coop for third time last year. Blockwork course  below ground to a metre high with double layer mesh above and they still try and get in

Buggers, those Leicester fans.

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4 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Bought a chicken coop.

Put it up today, chicks arrive on Tuesday. Pygmy goat next

We've had a fair few in our time plus turkeys

The last three got ate by a fox, proper brutal scenes

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8 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

We've had a fair few in our time plus turkeys

The last three got ate by a fox, proper brutal scenes

Just want the chickens for the eggs and a bit of a hobby. 
Goats for a pet. 
The foxes are a worry because he have a bit of land and we get foxes quite a bit but the dog scares them off. The coop is secure and the goats are going into the dogs kennel which he’s never used.

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