Members Rudy Posted April 24, 2020 Members Share Posted April 24, 2020 10 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: I also just looked at bank and credit card statements since mid march, I've spent at least £994.51 on booze that's an average of 5 cans a night, at £5 a pop, for the last 40 nights sounds about right something has to change, in May Some going that. Be fun to see that broken down in how much per day, how many beers per hour you’ve had in that time on an average. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted April 24, 2020 Moderators Share Posted April 24, 2020 35 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: Some going that. Be fun to see that broken down in how much per day, how many beers per hour you’ve had in that time on an average. it's probably more like 6 or 7 a day, between 6 and 11, can't be more accurate than that so if we go with 7 beers over 5 hours 1 beer every 42 minutes, which again sounds about right oh and at least 3 spliffs a night - 2 walking the dog and at least one after the mrs has gone to bed (she was ok with it for the first 2 weeks but then the tide turned) honestly though this is the wake up call I needed, it's not fucking good I've put on a stone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 24, 2020 Members Share Posted April 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: it's probably more like 6 or 7 a day, between 6 and 11, can't be more accurate than that so if we go with 7 beers over 5 hours 1 beer every 42 minutes, which again sounds about right oh and at least 3 spliffs a night - 2 walking the dog and at least one after the mrs has gone to bed (she was ok with it for the first 2 weeks but then the tide turned) honestly though this is the wake up call I needed, it's not fucking good I've put on a stone I’m gonna clean up doing PT sessions 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 29 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: I’m gonna clean up doing PT sessions 😁 I'm in. None of this virtual bollocks, but when restrictions are gone, I'm up for it, but break me in gently, tiger xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 You could've bought 884 cans of Lynx Pilsner, on a corner shop/four pack basis instead... That's twenty two cans a day - one every forty three waking minutes (16hr days). I was particularly unfussy in my drinking habits in the past - probably done the above daily on benders, don't think I've ever done forty days though and usually wasted about two cans worth leaving dregs. I actually preferred Lynx to say, Stella Artois - which is real dog's breath these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 24, 2020 Members Share Posted April 24, 2020 Right you bunch of gays this brew dog bollocks is being taken for a test drive, if it’s shit the wife’s adopted cat is being kicked up the arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 24, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 24, 2020 21 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: Right you bunch of gays this brew dog bollocks is being taken for a test drive, if it’s shit the wife’s adopted cat is being kicked up the arse Lost Lager is the nectar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted April 24, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 24, 2020 21 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: Right you bunch of gays this brew dog bollocks is being taken for a test drive, if it’s shit the wife’s adopted cat is being kicked up the arse Check the strength. It needs to be the 7.2 OG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 24, 2020 Members Share Posted April 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Spider said: Lost Lager is the nectar Four of them 1 minute ago, Steejay said: Check the strength. It needs to be the 7.2 OG. Of course, I ain’t a woofter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Mr President or you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted April 24, 2020 Moderators Share Posted April 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said: Mr President or you are. That's just silly stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted April 24, 2020 Moderators Share Posted April 24, 2020 10 minutes ago, Spider said: Lost Lager is the nectar Really? I got some in a mix pack Didn't appeal I'll get to know them tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 24, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Casino said: Really? I got some in a mix pack Didn't appeal I'll get to know them tomorrow The trick is not to have them absolutely freezing cold. they need to be cool otherwise you lose a lot of the flavour. Ice cold is for cooking lagers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Started on the peters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Rudy’s Message said: I’m gonna clean up doing PT sessions 😁 But not for a while! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 This thread is fucking murder, makes you thirsty every time you go in it. Bottled Guinness in stock here but after going on the scales this morning could do with leaving them until at least after tea time...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 1 minute ago, ErnestTurnip said: This thread is fucking murder, makes you thirsty every time you go in it. Bottled Guinness in stock here but after going on the scales this morning could do with leaving them until at least after tea time...... How much weight are you hoping to lose this affy?! 😷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted April 24, 2020 Author Share Posted April 24, 2020 Just back from a walk and it's fair to say I spent most of it justifying a early start. Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted April 24, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, deane koontz said: Just back from a walk and it's fair to say I spent most of it justifying a early start. Why not? Exactly. I am on it after returning from the vets and £2600 down 😥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Winchester White said: Exactly. I am on it after returning from the vets and £2600 down 😥 Whatv'e you done ? Had a donkey's dick sewn on ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted April 24, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 24, 2020 8 minutes ago, leigh white said: Whatv'e you done ? Had a donkey's dick sewn on ? The little sod has fucked his back up so CT scan and surgery to fix a disc pressing on his spine. I just hope the little bastard can walk again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 10 minutes ago, Winchester White said: The little sod has fucked his back up so CT scan and surgery to fix a disc pressing on his spine. I just hope the little bastard can walk again. Well, i know how folk can get attached to pets and be life long pals, if it's worth spending out for something you will keep for a bit longer, why not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted April 24, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted April 24, 2020 28 minutes ago, leigh white said: Well, i know how folk can get attached to pets and be life long pals, if it's worth spending out for something you will keep for a bit longer, why not. Aye, he is a right ballache at times but he is part of the family, got to give the little fella a shot at getting something like back to normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted April 24, 2020 Author Share Posted April 24, 2020 34 minutes ago, Winchester White said: Aye, he is a right ballache at times but he is part of the family, got to give the little fella a shot at getting something like back to normal. Hope your pooch makes a full recovery 🙏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 24, 2020 Members Share Posted April 24, 2020 First beer didn’t even touch the sides. Mangrove ordered. Took me 15 mins to get through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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