Members bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 Just now, Rudy said: This is worthy of a whole thread Fuck, I didn't change it in time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Rudy said: This is worthy of a whole thread Seconded. This needs proper air time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 3, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Fuck, I didn't change it in time If her husband isn’t a bandit, he should have - at the very least - been stood in the corner of the room wanking into one of your shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Just now, Spider said: If her husband isn’t a bandit, he should have - at the very least - been stood in the corner of the room wanking into one of your shoes Whilst eating a pasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: Whilst eating a pasty And pouring gravy into their fu fu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Rudy said: And pouring gravy into their fu fu Bit niche that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Bit niche that What if I swapped gravy for greenhalghs chilli and chicken soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 Just now, Rudy said: What if I swapped gravy for greenhalghs chilli and chicken soup? Might be a bit tingly that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Might be a bit tingly that High Maintenance you BB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 Just now, Rudy said: High Maintenance you BB Aye. Very. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Aye. Very. Until you’ve had rum 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 Just now, Rudy said: Until you’ve had rum 😂 Fucks sake 😂 wasn't even that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Fucks sake 😂 wasn't even that bad. We’ll be the judge of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Rudy said: We’ll be the judge of that Only God judges me. And he ain't that pleased 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Only God judges me. And he ain't that pleased 😂😂😂 Did you lose your Casio in her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, Rudy said: Did you lose your Casio in her? Calculator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted October 3, 2020 Moderators Share Posted October 3, 2020 Watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Casino said: Watch 🙄 I know. And no. Not quite 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 3, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Calculator? According to my brief internet research, you’ll have been wearing 8 inch stilettos with see-through heels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: 🙄 I know. And no. Not quite 😂 That’s all I needed. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Members Share Posted October 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, Spider said: According to my brief internet research, you’ll have been wearing 8 inch stilettos with see-through heels. Yeah I'm comfier in my spezials these days👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 On 02/10/2020 at 09:51, Casino said: Have you not got holidays to (can)sell Sadly, yes. £30k worth of Turkey bookings for half-term up the shitter. Not great coinciding with a month off the ale. Ended up caning a litre of rum over the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 4, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 4, 2020 (edited) 23,000 cases reported today. The fuck is going on? Edit: 16,000 cases “found” that hadn’t been reported a few weeks ago. So 7,000 today and some government fuckery elsewhere Edited October 4, 2020 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted October 4, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Traf said: Not great coinciding with a month off the ale. Ended up caning a litre of rum over the weekend. Great play on words for your Sober October No ale allowed so sup spirits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 Correct, laying off beer as it's time to shift some timber. A litre of rum has the same calories as just 12 pints of Guinness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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