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6 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Anyone got their Warninks Advocaat in yet?

My sister (good handful) used to pilfer our mam and dad's festive supply - topping it up with eggs.

Not the sharpest tool.

I was about thirteen when my old man asked what I wanted on his order...Red Thunderbird.

I got it.

Next year a crate of Bavaria 5%.

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6 hours ago, Casino said:

@boltondiverim going to wrights tomorrow. If you want some rivi, pm me your order and address 

Thanks; I need to get there myself

I haven't had Fog, no doubt it's too late for Christmas

 

But, thanks!

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2 hours ago, boltondiver said:

Thanks; I need to get there myself

I haven't had Fog, no doubt it's too late for Christmas

 

But, thanks!

He whispered to me on Thursday that he has one case of Fog left in the cellar so there may be a chance.

The Exterior Illumination is a very close substitute 

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8 hours ago, Casino said:

@boltondiverim going to wrights tomorrow. If you want some rivi, pm me your order and address 

Get me a bottle of Frogs Leap Zinfandel. Down the bottom on the left, 3rd shelf up.

If you haggle, and say you’re a new customer looking to spend regular fortunes, you might get it for £20.

I’ve run out of haggling room with him now. 

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21 minutes ago, Spider said:

He whispered to me on Thursday that he has one case of Fog left in the cellar so there may be a chance.

The Exterior Illumination is a very close substitute 

I'll mention your name.

Does he know you as S, or S, S?

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SS Schutzstaffel. Had a geography teacher at school who used to enjoy calling me SS in a slight German accent.

They were different times.

He knows me by my face and regularity. Just mention the aryan lad with the sad eyes who loiters near the IPA’s 🙃

 

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2 hours ago, Spider said:

He whispered to me on Thursday that he has one case of Fog left in the cellar so there may be a chance.

The Exterior Illumination is a very close substitute 

Had 2 last night

Im going now as theres 6 of the new one with my name on

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5 hours ago, boltondiver said:

I'll mention your name.

Does he know you as S, or S, S?

Top tip - four packs of the red handgrenade McEwans are about £5 - carton of grapefruit juice are about 60p.

Mix them - piss and wank into it et voila craft for a quarter of the price.

£4.60 for a can of hipster semen mixed with Stones Bitter - you must be off your rocker.

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2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You lot are mental - six cans for thirty quid?

You could get two slabs of Sagres for that - with change for fish and chips and a scallop.

And a glass as a sweetener? I drink from a broke kettle.

It's piss - it's crap.

I’m torn.

Its very expensive, but it’s fresh and locally produced so when Brexit kicks in and we are having the Corn Laws reintroduced, these cottage industries will be our BMW and Apple.

Also, mass produced nonsense like carping and fosters is full of sugar additives and basically rots your guts.

I can prove it. The density of my farts recently has been unbelievable. I bet they could get their own spot near the heavier end of the periodic table.

But they have a natural, cow shitty edge to them. Standard lager pumps are acidic and nasty.

So it’s a balancing act

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3 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’m torn.

Its very expensive, but it’s fresh and locally produced so when Brexit kicks in and we are having the Corn Laws reintroduced, these cottage industries will be our BMW and Apple.

Also, mass produced nonsense like carping and fosters is full of sugar additives and basically rots your guts.

I can prove it. The density of my farts recently has been unbelievable. I bet they could get their own spot near the heavier end of the periodic table.

But they have a natural, cow shitty edge to them. Standard lager pumps are acidic and nasty.

So it’s a balancing act

I wouldn't drink Bolty's tipple of choice - Fosters if it was free.

Thirty quid for six cans? Of hipster piss?

Mental.

You can get a decentish red for six quid.

25% off six or more at Asda btw - shame most of it is catpiss.

Five quid a can for shite I could knock up for 60p a pint.

You're mental.

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Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

I wouldn't drink Bolty's tipple of choice - Fosters if it was free.

Thirty quid for six cans? Of hipster piss?

Mental.

You can get a decentish red for six quid.

25% off six or more at Asda btw - shame most of it is catpiss.

Five quid a can for shite I could knock up for 60p a pint.

You're mental.

I do also have a large stash of Pilsner Urquell (imported) as I couldn’t justify sipping 6 Rivvies every night.

Its no wonder my arse is in tatters

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