Members bolton_blondie Posted March 11, 2021 Members Share Posted March 11, 2021 1 minute ago, jeep said: Call in on Wednesday evening, as it may all be gone by Thursday afternoon. HTH Not that I can have any anyway. Will just stock pile for August Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Bought a few cans this week Saw Raz at Leyland Booze Buster on Monday Today I got my Founders KBS and Breakfast stout from beerhop Then a Rivi delivery tomorrow- the new DIPA, that ace chain house brew, crowlers and the HMP pastie collab using their stout If you've not tried HMP pasties by the way you should. The jerk pie is 👌 they deliver locally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 11, 2021 Members Share Posted March 11, 2021 28 minutes ago, Bigtoe said: Bought a few cans this week Saw Raz at Leyland Booze Buster on Monday Today I got my Founders KBS and Breakfast stout from beerhop Then a Rivi delivery tomorrow- the new DIPA, that ace chain house brew, crowlers and the HMP pastie collab using their stout If you've not tried HMP pasties by the way you should. The jerk pie is 👌 they deliver locally. Strange ways makes pasties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kane57 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Raz is starting deliveries which is dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Strange ways makes pasties? I met Lee who runs it, he's doing great things and his business is growing https://hmpasties.com/about-us/ BBC did a story on him a few weeks ago Won't be disappointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Kane57 said: Raz is starting deliveries which is dangerous. He's so enthusiastic about it you just really want it to work out for him He was looking at how he could maybe depart from BB clutches as I don't think they are in favour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Breakfast stout is the drink of the gods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 11, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 11, 2021 21 minutes ago, crawshawbooth said: Breakfast stout is the drink of the gods I think you may be getting confused.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 39 minutes ago, Spider said: I think you may be getting confused.. i dont mean a sunday morning tipple find it on draught , it is immense 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 11, 2021 Moderators Share Posted March 11, 2021 Overtone have rebrewed southern hemisphere Its a cracker and only 5er for 440 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 9 hours ago, Casino said: Overtone have rebrewed southern hemisphere Its a cracker and only 5er for 440 Where do you get it from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 12, 2021 Moderators Share Posted March 12, 2021 direct, pal but ive asked em to get in touch with wrights for now though, brewery order...ive got some and some opaque dankness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 17 minutes ago, Casino said: direct, pal but ive asked em to get in touch with wrights for now though, brewery order...ive got some and some opaque dankness Opaque Dankness; great name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 I know somewhere these bargain £5 cans can be sourced. M. Beans Ltd. Jackhouse Industrial Estate. Beanstalk Way Fleeceton. IBN G1PD. Look out for either of these fellas, they'll fix you up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 12, 2021 Members Share Posted March 12, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, boltondiver said: Opaque Dankness; great name! Gonna call mine transparent darkness AKA can of mixed race Edited March 12, 2021 by Rudy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 12, 2021 (edited) I'm starting a Craft Brewery Doing a range of stouts and IPA's: "Putrified Goth Blood" - a thick, glutinous stout with unsubtle flavours of liquorice, farmers welly grooves, catering coffee and lobby. A heady 11% abv that lingers on the tongue like a rotten memory. It's basically Mackeson with a George's Marvellous Medicine list of additions. £37.93 per fathom. "My Uncle Touched Me Where He Shouldn't" - Our NEIPA offering is an 8.8% powerhouse that will leave you wishing you hadn't. Instead of hops, we've liquidised privet hedge cuttings from a nearby council estate. The infusion of mongrel dog shit and tramp piss creates acrid clashes on the palate that bring back childhood memories you've pushed deep, deep down. We've blasted it through a Soda Stream we found in a bin to make it dead fizzy. £16.08 per eggcup. "Fuck me this lager tastes like socks" - Cheap, 2.6% abv lager we got from Costco then left to soak in a a tin bath full of socks from the charity shop. We've spiced it up by infusing (because that makes it sound like we've tried hard) it with home distilled pocheen. It'll almost certainly put you in hospital. Decanted into old Evian 500ml bottles we found somewhere. £8.94 each. Edited March 12, 2021 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 12, 2021 Members Share Posted March 12, 2021 7 minutes ago, Spider said: I'm starting a Craft Brewery Doing a range of stouts and IPA's: "Putrified Goth Blood" - a thick, glutinous stout with unsubtle flavours of liquorice, farmers welly grooves, catering coffee and lobby. A heady 11% abv that lingers on the tongue like a rotten memory. It's basically Mackeson with a George's Marvellous Medicine list of additions. £37.93 per fathom. "My Uncle Touched Me Where He Shouldn't" - Our NEIPA offering is an 8.8% powerhouse that will leave you wishing you hadn't. Instead of hops, we've liquidised privet hedge cuttings from a nearby council estate. The infusion of mongrel dog shit and tramp piss creates acrid clashes on the palate that bring back childhood memories you've pushed deep, deep down. We've blasted it through a Soda Stream we found in a bin to make it dead fizzy. £16.08 per eggcup. "Fuck me this lager tastes like socks" - Cheap, 2.6% abv lager we got from Costco then left to soak in a a tin bath full of socks from the charity shop. We've spiced it up by infusing (because that makes it sound like we've tried hard) it with home distilled pocheen. It'll almost certainly put you in hospital. Decanted into old Evian 500ml bottles we found somewhere. £8.94 each. Yuppys will love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 9 minutes ago, Spider said: I'm starting a Craft Brewery Doing a range of stouts and IPA's: "Putrified Goth Blood" - a thick, glutinous stout with unsubtle flavours of liquorice, farmers welly grooves, catering coffee and lobby. A heady 11% abv that lingers on the tongue like a rotten memory. It's basically Mackeson with a George's Marvellous Medicine list of additions. £37.93 per fathom. "My Uncle Touched Me Where He Shouldn't" - Our NEIPA offering is an 8.8% powerhouse that will leave you wishing you hadn't. Instead of hops, we've liquidised privet hedge cuttings from a nearby council estate. The infusion of mongrel dog shit and tramp piss creates acrid clashes on the palate that bring back childhood memories you've pushed deep, deep down. We've blasted it through a Soda Stream we found in a bin to make it dead fizzy. £16.08 per eggcup. "Fuck me this lager tastes like socks" - Cheap, 2.6% abv lager we got from Costco then left to soak in a a tin bath full of socks from the charity shop. We've spiced it up by infusing (because that makes it sound like we've tried hard) it with home distilled pocheen. It'll almost certainly put you in hospital. Decanted into old Evian 500ml bottles we found somewhere. £8.94 each. Where can I purchase these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 12, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Yuppys will love it. I'm filming an advert of a cheeky cockney market trader falling through an open bar whilst holding my NEIPA as I type. It's funny because he falls over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 12, 2021 1 minute ago, boltondiver said: Where can I purchase these? Online. Delivery charge is £87 and your order is put into an Asda carrier bag and thrown at startling velocity into your lounge window. Wright's will be selling it too with a 400% mark up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 12, 2021 Members Share Posted March 12, 2021 Got a few bottles of Erdinger. Good shout fellas 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 7 hours ago, Spider said: Online. Delivery charge is £87 and your order is put into an Asda carrier bag and thrown at startling velocity into your lounge window. Wright's will be selling it too with a 400% mark up does that mean you will not be providing hand pumps or party glasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 8 hours ago, Spider said: I'm starting a Craft Brewery Doing a range of stouts and IPA's: "Putrified Goth Blood" - a thick, glutinous stout with unsubtle flavours of liquorice, farmers welly grooves, catering coffee and lobby. A heady 11% abv that lingers on the tongue like a rotten memory. It's basically Mackeson with a George's Marvellous Medicine list of additions. £37.93 per fathom. "My Uncle Touched Me Where He Shouldn't" - Our NEIPA offering is an 8.8% powerhouse that will leave you wishing you hadn't. Instead of hops, we've liquidised privet hedge cuttings from a nearby council estate. The infusion of mongrel dog shit and tramp piss creates acrid clashes on the palate that bring back childhood memories you've pushed deep, deep down. We've blasted it through a Soda Stream we found in a bin to make it dead fizzy. £16.08 per eggcup. "Fuck me this lager tastes like socks" - Cheap, 2.6% abv lager we got from Costco then left to soak in a a tin bath full of socks from the charity shop. We've spiced it up by infusing (because that makes it sound like we've tried hard) it with home distilled pocheen. It'll almost certainly put you in hospital. Decanted into old Evian 500ml bottles we found somewhere. £8.94 each. 🙂🙂Quality. Funniest thing I've read on here for years. You daft fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 12, 2021 Moderators Share Posted March 12, 2021 10 hours ago, boltondiver said: Opaque Dankness; great name! Just had one, was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 12, 2021 Moderators Share Posted March 12, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Got a few bottles of Erdinger. Good shout fellas 👍 Aye, that and Mikeller AF Wheat Beer are the only decent ones I've come across, both in Sainsbury's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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