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Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery


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On 18/03/2021 at 09:19, Bigtoe said:

Raz told me about that, said it was a bit volatile and to make sure it was in the fridge, decided not to partake in the end

Ordered some Vault City Sours yesterday, they get some great reviews

You won't go wrong with Vault

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5 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

You won’t be saying that if you’re in the boozer with me In morecambe/Lancaster when my spectacular implosion happens pal 😁😁😁

Wait til August and I'm allowed. Only gonna take 1 drink I'm gonna be throwing plastic tables and chairs

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The rhino said "I know..."

Fruit beer and they taste like pop?

Give me beer that tastes like beer.

That exploding can should be a warning as to what they stick in this overpriced crap - any old shite.

I bet the costermongers down Bolton Market love them - buying all the boxes of mangled fruit and dead ratlets every week.

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5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

The rhino said "I know..."

Fruit beer and they taste like pop?

Give me beer that tastes like beer.

That exploding can should be a warning as to what they stick in this overpriced crap - any old shite.

I bet the costermongers down Bolton Market love them - buying all the boxes of mangled fruit and dead ratlets every week.

You stick to the turps

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2 minutes ago, Bigtoe said:

You stick to the turps

Gladly...

If I was Alan Musk or Geoff Bezos I wouldn't pay that - you lot must be tapped.

All these craft ale brewery twats, they have big sheds but nobodies allowed in.

Because they're brewing up John Bull beerkits from Wilko and ramming the cans with Silver Spoon, Um Bongo and Morrinov Vodka.

It costs them about 40p a can to produce this volatile piss, and then they lie in their pools like a fat blob laughing at you.

Anyhow, I'm dry as a Qatari dustbuster atm.

Might have a Guinness on April 14th.

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20 hours ago, Escobarp said:

Still not had a drop since Xmas day but shall be coming off the wagon in spectacular fashion next month 

I’m on 78 days now (since New Year). Got a third of a bottle of vodka for the Leigh v Wigan game next Friday to ease me back in then my glorious comeback on Good Friday. Leigh v Warrington at 12.45, BWFC at 3, asleep in the back garden at 6. 

8 hours ago, MickyD said:

If you like Cypriot lager, Morrison’s are knocking out 660ml bottles of Keo for a fiver.

edit - which isn’t very good if I forget to say three bottles for a fiver.

This may help with the above. 

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2 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

I’m on 78 days now (since New Year). Got a third of a bottle of vodka for the Leigh v Wigan game next Friday to ease me back in then my glorious comeback on Good Friday. Leigh v Warrington at 12.45, BWFC at 3, asleep in the back garden at 6. 

This may help with the above. 

Day 78 for me too. I'm re-starting next Saturday, so it'll be 12 weeks. 

 

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11 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

I’m on 78 days now (since New Year). Got a third of a bottle of vodka for the Leigh v Wigan game next Friday to ease me back in then my glorious comeback on Good Friday. Leigh v Warrington at 12.45, BWFC at 3, asleep in the back garden at 6. 

This may help with the above. 

Good effort matt. I’m looking forward to the fallout from the bank holiday session 😆

 

8 minutes ago, jeep said:

Day 78 for me too. I'm re-starting next Saturday, so it'll be 12 weeks. 

 

You feel better for it you cunt? Sorry jeep? 😎

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2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Good effort matt. I’m looking forward to the fallout from the bank holiday session 😆

 

You feel better for it you cunt? Sorry jeep? 😎

Sort of. Definitely mental wise. Sleeping really well. 

When I restart I won't be going mad though. It'd sort of defeat the sobriety.....

Well, that's my plan 😁

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7 minutes ago, jeep said:

Sort of. Definitely mental wise. Sleeping really well. 

When I restart I won't be going mad though. It'd sort of defeat the sobriety.....

Well, that's my plan 😁

I’ve done this lengthy sobriety a few times and it always ends with the best of intentions. Until that first drink. 

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15 minutes ago, Kane57 said:

Great isn't it

The Rivi Hills Have Eyes is Great but Fog and Blood Machines are my favourite. 

Just opened a Hills Have Eyes

tis nice 

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