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Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery


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Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Cousins bought her fella a beer pump as part of his birthday presents. She's struggling to find a budwiser keg to go with it locally. Does anyone know anywhere? Yes I know Bud is shit before you start. 

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2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Get the fanny a real drink.

Anything Polish should do the trick.

Nowt brewed here under licence though.

Six or seven pints of Karpackie or Perla Black should make a man of him.

Dunno how he ends up pissed on Bud. He's a big fella too. Fell asleep plenty of times in the pub. Think that may be the jager bombs we make him have. Filthy things. 

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2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Get the fanny a real drink.

Anything Polish should do the trick.

Nowt brewed here under licence though.

Six or seven pints of Karpackie or Perla Black should make a man of him.

If he’s pestering you for pokey wets @bolton_blondie now your first trimester udders are blooming, a few cans of Polish jet fuel should quell his amour.

 

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I've been to gatherings in the past where the beer choice was solely Budweiser...

I've ended up supping actual woman drinks rather than that piss.

Gin, Vermouth, Prosecco etc.

I always say 'never trust a man who doesn't drink, but trust even less the Budweiser drinker'.

I always presume some drink it to stay sober, in order to successfully execute their date-rapes later in the evening.

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