Site Supporter Spider Posted June 4, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted June 4, 2020 I’ve had the same chap doing my windows for a good few years now, but hardly ever speak to him because he wears a manu top half the time. However, got into a long conversation with him recently (lockdown innit), and he started going on about all the birds he gets to shag on his round. Which I assumed was bullshit until he started showing me the messages and pictures they send him. Now he’s no looker, and he’s from Leigh, but if he’s telling the truth he must spend 30% of his time shagging or setting one up. I’m aware we have a window cleaner on here, but he’s pure as the driven snow. One story he told me was of a bored housewife inviting him to some swingers club in Farnworth, which he described as “stank like a tin of mushroom soup”. dread to think. Should we all be out on the windows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 (edited) I did 11 years from 17 to 28 years old, I had a marvellous time, I worked all over Bolton and Farnworth and I saw some sights, great memories and character building Edited June 4, 2020 by athywhite1958 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 4, 2020 Author Site Supporter Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 minute ago, athywhite1958 said: I did 11 years from 17 to 28 years old, I had a marvellous time, I worked all over Bolton and Farnworth and I saw some sights, great memories and character building Did you have a threesome with 2 women during any afternoon like this mon reckons he has? Im thinking of going out for some ladders and a chamois leather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 I used to clean inside a woman's patio doors who paid in kind, I remember coming out of a house in Great Lever when her husband walked up the path, "hi mate, have you had a brew" I replied yes thanks and legged it hoping she'd wiped herself down properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 29 minutes ago, Spider said: I’ve had the same chap doing my windows for a good few years now, but hardly ever speak to him because he wears a manu top half the time. However, got into a long conversation with him recently (lockdown innit), and he started going on about all the birds he gets to shag on his round. Which I assumed was bullshit until he started showing me the messages and pictures they send him. Now he’s no looker, and he’s from Leigh, but if he’s telling the truth he must spend 30% of his time shagging or setting one up. I’m aware we have a window cleaner on here, but he’s pure as the driven snow. One story he told me was of a bored housewife inviting him to some swingers club in Farnworth, which he described as “stank like a tin of mushroom soup”. dread to think. Should we all be out on the windows? He didnt say where did he? I wonder if it was Penny Sneddon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 21 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: I used to clean inside a woman's patio doors Is that a euphemism 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said: He didnt say where did he? I wonder if it was Penny Sneddon? Gatehouse, just off Thynne St? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 No comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 (edited) You could go in for a quiet cup of tea and some BDSM in the basement https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/17528760.therere-giving-bdsm-a-bad-name-bolton-swinger-complains-about-additional-services-at-club/ Edited June 4, 2020 by jmjhb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted June 4, 2020 Members Share Posted June 4, 2020 (edited) Our Maude has been caught out in the buff by our window cleaner. Didn’t get any discount mind. When I did personal training years back I used to get offers to be paid in kind instead of reddies Would get the occasional tit pic WhatsApp pic to me to ahem “show their progress” Edited June 4, 2020 by Rudy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondi Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 My window cleaner is from Leigh, he's called Jodie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 30 minutes ago, jmjhb said: Gatehouse, just off Thynne St? that's the one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 31 minutes ago, Rudy said: Out Maude has been caught out in the buff by our window cleaner. Didn’t get any discount mind. When I did personal training years back I used to get offers to be paid in kind instead of reddies Would get the occasional tit pic WhatsApp pic to me to ahem “show their progress” I get quite a few Saturday night ‘innocent’ texts about window related things ...obviously after a couple of brave pills aka carafe of wine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 In winter when it was still dark when you started and you knew whose bedroom it was, quietly up the ladder to a slightly open curtain to watch a young lady getting dressed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted June 4, 2020 Members Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 hour ago, gonzo said: I get quite a few Saturday night ‘innocent’ texts about window related things ...obviously after a couple of brave pills aka carafe of wine I do like the ooops sorry wasn’t meant for you 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted June 4, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted June 4, 2020 Wish the windows I clean had some level of excitement. Instead of Doris who's 97 and in charge of the PCC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted June 4, 2020 Members Share Posted June 4, 2020 My father in law is a sparky and he said as a lad he used to get offered being paid in kind of hire a bit. He got given an envelope of cash once for a job in amongst it was a few Polaroid’s of the lass in the buff, ginger growler out the lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted June 4, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted June 4, 2020 I love a ginger growler... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted June 4, 2020 Members Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Steejay said: I love a ginger growler... I’ll see if he still has them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 hour ago, gonzo said: I get quite a few Saturday night ‘innocent’ texts about window related things ...obviously after a couple of brave pills aka carafe of wine I can just imagine the Windows related things: "my backdoors need a good seeing to" "Condensation has played havoc during lockdown - I'm dripping here, please sort me out" "no matter how hard I rub it, it just won't come off - please help" And one who's got the wrong end of the stick "I've migrated to Windows 10 but I'm not able to sync some of my files" mind you, the last one was probably after a "re-boot" (in safe-mode) so you never know 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 4 hours ago, Spider said: I’ve had the same chap doing my windows for a good few years now, but hardly ever speak to him because he wears a manu top half the time. However, got into a long conversation with him recently (lockdown innit), and he started going on about all the birds he gets to shag on his round. Which I assumed was bullshit until he started showing me the messages and pictures they send him. Now he’s no looker, and he’s from Leigh, but if he’s telling the truth he must spend 30% of his time shagging or setting one up. I’m aware we have a window cleaner on here, but he’s pure as the driven snow. One story he told me was of a bored housewife inviting him to some swingers club in Farnworth, which he described as “stank like a tin of mushroom soup”. dread to think. Should we all be out on the windows? Is it Robin Askwith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 5 hours ago, Spider said: I’ve had the same chap doing my windows for a good few years now, but hardly ever speak to him because he wears a manu top half the time. However, got into a long conversation with him recently (lockdown innit), and he started going on about all the birds he gets to shag on his round. Which I assumed was bullshit until he started showing me the messages and pictures they send him. Now he’s no looker, and he’s from Leigh, but if he’s telling the truth he must spend 30% of his time shagging or setting one up. I’m aware we have a window cleaner on here, but he’s pure as the driven snow. One story he told me was of a bored housewife inviting him to some swingers club in Farnworth, which he described as “stank like a tin of mushroom soup”. dread to think. Should we all be out on the windows? Fred the red cleaning your windows. Not good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 (edited) Atherton window cleaners was like a mafia in the 70s, they had every round going in the NW. Was doing a building job in a leafy cul de sac on a posh estate in Knutsford, and the local " Athertonian " window cleaner turned up with his bucket and chamois. Edited June 4, 2020 by leigh white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, leigh white said: Atherton window cleaners was like a mafia in the 70s, they had every round going in the NW. Was doing a building job in a leafy cul de sac on a posh estate in Knutsford, and the local " Athertonian " window cleaner turned up with his bucket and chamois. Funny enough for the last 17 years, i've had 3 separate Atherton lads doing my windows and during that time i've moved house twice. I don't live in Bolton anymore, but still have an Atherton window cleaner. Do Athy lads do owt else apart from clean windows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Burndens Bogs said: Do Athy lads do owt else apart from clean windows? Can you not read, the perks sound fucking ace 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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