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Pubs next weekend - Yay or Nay?


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Wonder if the expected rush to the pub will NOT happen.

The whole idea of going to the pub is to have a laugh with mates . 

1) no standing allowed .

2) limited numbers at a table.

3) no leaning on the bar.

4) so , order ya pint . Snowflake student brings it over . 

5) Tells someone who has encroached into your "safe zone " to adjust their seating position.

6) Quick glance towards the door , reveals 23 people watching you supp it.

7) followed but shouts of 

" hurry up , let some on else have a drink "

8) " Coff ya bell end " is the reply.

8) Custers last stand kicks off.

8) Think i may just leave it for a few weeks.

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2 minutes ago, embankment said:

Wonder if the expected rush to the pub will NOT happen.

The whole idea of going to the pub is to have a laugh with mates . 

1) no standing allowed .

2) limited numbers at a table.

3) no leaning on the bar.

4) so , order ya pint . Snowflake student brings it over . 

5) Tells someone who has encroached into your "safe zone " to adjust their seating position.

6) Quick glance towards the door , reveals 23 people watching you supp it.

7) followed but shouts of 

" hurry up , let some on else have a drink "

8) " Coff ya bell end " is the reply.

8) Custers last stand kicks off.

8) Think i may just leave it for a few weeks.

Pretty much spot on that and in your usual unique style 😁

different if out with the missus i guess but I won’t be venturing out til end of month earliest 

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We've booked into an 8 hour pub crawl round 4 of the local boozers, only 1 has specific time slots which is going to be a nightmare when everyone is sat & wanting to order their first pint there, it'll be half an hour before you receive it!

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50 minutes ago, BOWTUN BAKED said:

We've booked into an 8 hour pub crawl round 4 of the local boozers, only 1 has specific time slots which is going to be a nightmare when everyone is sat & wanting to order their first pint there, it'll be half an hour before you receive it!

Take a can with you for while you wait.

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17 hours ago, Horwich said:

Big RMI club open (I think) 

Cricket is closed for now

RMI big club are opening the lounge for members only by appointment I think so they can trial it. Already have everybodys contact details then. If space is going to be limited the one thing the RMI club has is space, so they should be looking at this as an opportunity. Doubt they will mind you! Are you not thinking of opening the cricket club up until cricket returns? You've got a cracking beer garden ....

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1 hour ago, SatanGreavsie said:

Fuck it - I'll have to get off the train early at Syston. According to the map here https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-53236467 it's just outside the exclusion zone. Trouble is it's a shit-heap, whose only visible selling point is the Pukka Pie factory.

Know a chap who worked there for some while. Never thought much of Pukka stuff, but he did.

What's your experience of them?

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