Members Rudy Posted July 4, 2020 Members Share Posted July 4, 2020 Nose tap for nose clams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 The serving wench had massive tits, never seen her in the pub before, i kept giving her notes so she stooped down to give me change out of her little satchel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boby Brno Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Pint in the Vaults then one in Northern Monkey. Both well organised and sensible. Normal attendance for a Saturday lunchtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Word on the street that Howfen is busy as feck. Queuing to get in the Rose & Crown.... Market Street heaving..... No distancing whatsoever in Spoons & White Lion.... Madness..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 4, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted July 4, 2020 There’ll be some scrapping toneet Pubs seem to be filling up and no one queues in the rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 High ratio of cunts and crusties then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted July 4, 2020 Members Share Posted July 4, 2020 What’s 50 ft long and has 8 teeth? The queue outside of Wetherspoons I’m here all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Rudy said: What’s 50 ft long and has 8 teeth? The queue outside of Wetherspoons I’m here all week You forgot the “and stinks of piss” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Escobarp said: You forgot the “and stinks of piss” and tracky bottoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted July 4, 2020 Moderators Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 hour ago, leigh white said: The serving wench had massive tits, never seen her in the pub before, i kept giving her notes so she stooped down to give me change out of her little satchel. Cash? Fucking cash Deary me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted July 4, 2020 Members Share Posted July 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Casino said: Cash? Fucking cash Deary me Surprised it’s not card only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted July 4, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted July 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, leigh white said: and tracky bottoms. Four stripe Adidas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Just now, Casino said: Cash? Fucking cash Deary me More card hackers in Leigh than Romania. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted July 4, 2020 Members Share Posted July 4, 2020 Just now, leigh white said: More card hackers in Leigh than Romania. More Romanians as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, Rudy said: More Romanians as well I think Leigh had a long history of E Europeans settling in the town after WW 2, some escaped from countries who fought against Russia and landed up working in the mines around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted July 4, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted July 4, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, jeep said: Word on the street that Howfen is busy as feck. Queuing to get in the Rose & Crown.... Market Street heaving..... No distancing whatsoever in Spoons & White Lion.... Madness..... went past the rose and crown at 6pm , the car park was full of people, i know the landlord, he was closing up as he had run out of beer Edited July 4, 2020 by victor meldrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorWoland Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 4 hours ago, leigh white said: I think Leigh had a long history of E Europeans settling in the town after WW 2, some escaped from countries who fought against Russia and landed up working in the mines around here. Have they managed to escape from Leigh yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted July 4, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted July 4, 2020 Leigh = Bourgas 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted July 4, 2020 Members Share Posted July 4, 2020 46 minutes ago, victor meldrew said: went past the rose and crown at 6pm , the car park was full of people, i know the landlord, he was closing up as he had run out of beer Seems like a pretty standard thing to be stocked up on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted July 4, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted July 4, 2020 Just had a nice 3 hours at the local. 6 pints of cask went down well. With pork shoulder, sweet potato etc Lovely. Nothing beats an away day though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Bock Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Stopped off for a couple of pints mid cycle in a country pub off the beaten track in the Surrey Hills. Really well organised, plenty of space and all drinks ordered online and arrived at the table swiftly. The ale was fantastic, it had to be given it could only have been tapped this morning. That said, passing back through Epsom it was police and ambulances galore, one pub was so busy at 4pm it was on par with the turnout for an England World Cup game. Pick your pubs wisely and it will be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 hour ago, ProfessorWoland said: Have they managed to escape from Leigh yet? 582 to Bolton, every 12 mins or more.☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 56 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Leigh = Bourgas 😁 Without the tatty tower blocks.😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Boby Brno Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, mickbrown said: “Based on data from lab studies on Covid-19 and what we know about similar respiratory diseases, it may be possible that a person can get Covid-19 by touching a surface or object that has the virus on it and then touching their own mouth, nose or possibly their eyes“ CDC Don’t press your face against a window. The Diary of Boby Brno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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