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Always had affinity for the club because of (insert tenuous link here)

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I've come for the food

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59 minutes ago, DazBob said:

Our fans are twats.

But we need them onside.

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Inordinate amount of table tennis bats, tax avoidance books, bingo machines and club shop merchandise. 

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I have a fax from Lionel Messi 

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Posted (edited)

It's not necessarily about bringing in new blood, it's about making the best out of what we've got, I've met a lot of the staff here and we've certainly got some unique ideas that the fans will love.

The hot dog rolls will not need to be buttered, we’ve already got an abundance of tomato ketchup and mustard at this club. If we mix them together in the right way, magic can happen.  

Edited by peelyfeet

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I want to play football that gets people out of their seats 

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16 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

It's not necessarily about bringing in new blood, it's about making the best out of what we've got, I've met a lot of the staff here and we've certainly got some unique ideas that the fans will love.

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All singing from the same hymn sheet hopefully

& he'll hit the ground running.

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Looking forward to taking the club in the right direction because I really know my onions

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5 hours ago, SatanGreavsie said:

With an unfortunate crease that makes it look like TWATT

"ambitious"

"young"

"the Anthill Mob? never hear of them"

 

 

Don Revie had heard of them though so that's all that matters; well apart from Black Lives but that goes without saying

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All the existing squad will have a chance.

I'll be looking to bring in some new blood (signs player from Barrow)

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I had a word with Big Sam, after that is was a no brainer

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Interviewed next to Nat's statue he looks back, past the still futuristic looking curvature of the roof and on to the majesty of Winter Hill and Rivington, shimmering in the haze of an evening summer sun.

"That's what it's all about" he opines with a sweeping gesture. "Ornate Vistas"

The press shrug, seeking more clarification.

"Well that's me! My middle name is Ross, so Ian Ross Evatt - it's an anagram of Ornate Vistas! It was meant to be!"

Marc Iles feigns indifference but inwardly he's seething he didn't realise it earlier...he'd have got an entire piece out of that one

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28 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said:

"Put this great club back where it belongs"

Without specifically stating where that is

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All went well. Back now and drinking heavily.

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