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49 minutes ago, snowball said:

There used to be a cartoon behind bar in Blue Boar IIRC showing where Greenalls was tapped from - a horse pissing in a bucket 

saw that was boarded up as i drove past yesterday

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2 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

The 2 biggest shit holes i have been in recent years on an away day as to be:

That pub in Rotherham facing the station.

The Burton away one that was allocated to away fans.

Both absolute minus zero star public houses.

Be glad you didn’t go to the ‘last’ Burton game. So few of us in that away pub that we felt bad for interrupting darts and doms. 

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3 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

Kinell I'd forgotten all about that place! 😁

There is a great story about a mini bus full of lads from Kent or some where darn sarf who came up to the VaVa for the Friday all nighter,just so happened to be the night it got busted ,so they couldn't get in and their bus had fucked off to leave them for the night,they trawled the hotspots of town being made decidedly unwelcome every where basically shitting themselves, and in a desperate attempt to stay safe and warm finished up in the aforementioned domino club. You could imagine the night being an eye opener for them !

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3 hours ago, Casino said:

saw that was boarded up as i drove past yesterday

Being knocked down i think with all that row. Part of another town centre masterplan. apartments being put up and described somewhat optmistcally as with riverside views!

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24 minutes ago, leigh white said:

Today's afternoon sesh in the beer garden was watching a full on fight after ale was chucked over respective girlfriends and boyfriends kicking off. That lockdown and a bit of sun must have been to much.

Hope it was Joey Holts? At least it wouldn't stain their clothes... Possibly rot them though 😁

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Went in The Poste House in Liverpool after reading they served a good pint of Guinness. Odd place. Full of old blokes drinking Aussie white wine and it stunk. Got stared at until we'd finished our drinks and just before leaving a stunning pair of legs trotted down the stairs in a miniskirt, turned round and it was a bloke.

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2 hours ago, Good Knee said:

There is a great story about a mini bus full of lads from Kent or some where darn sarf who came up to the VaVa for the Friday all nighter,just so happened to be the night it got busted ,so they couldn't get in and their bus had fucked off to leave them for the night,they trawled the hotspots of town being made decidedly unwelcome every where basically shitting themselves, and in a desperate attempt to stay safe and warm finished up in the aforementioned domino club. You could imagine the night being an eye opener for them !

Found this on Northern Soul Forum:

 

I was there the night the police closed it. A coach full of us came up from Cheltenham and Gloucester and got stranded. The coach dropped us at 12 and then cleared off untill 8 the following morning. Spent a couple of hours walking the streets of Bolton being harassed by the police and finally ended up in the jamaican cafe where there were prostitutes upstairs and a bunch of huge jamaicans playing cards downstairs - I think the cafe was called the Soldier Blue

 

https://www.soul-source.co.uk/forums/topic/127683-va-vas/

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1 hour ago, Nordkurve said:

Found this on Northern Soul Forum:

 

I was there the night the police closed it. A coach full of us came up from Cheltenham and Gloucester and got stranded. The coach dropped us at 12 and then cleared off untill 8 the following morning. Spent a couple of hours walking the streets of Bolton being harassed by the police and finally ended up in the jamaican cafe where there were prostitutes upstairs and a bunch of huge jamaicans playing cards downstairs - I think the cafe was called the Soldier Blue

 

https://www.soul-source.co.uk/forums/topic/127683-va-vas/

Ha ha, a night out after a sesh in a Bolton nightclub was never complete without a visit to the Soldier Blue on the long walk home.

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My grandad was Secretary of Victory Reform Club and complained to Whitbred about their Trophy Bitter advertising “To come in here, you deserve a Trophy!”

He claimed that it made it look as though the pub/club was so crap you would need a silver cup to enter. I’m fairly sure they gave him (the reform club) about four or five barrels hush money.

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12 hours ago, Nordkurve said:

Found this on Northern Soul Forum:

 

I was there the night the police closed it. A coach full of us came up from Cheltenham and Gloucester and got stranded. The coach dropped us at 12 and then cleared off untill 8 the following morning. Spent a couple of hours walking the streets of Bolton being harassed by the police and finally ended up in the jamaican cafe where there were prostitutes upstairs and a bunch of huge jamaicans playing cards downstairs - I think the cafe was called the Soldier Blue

 

https://www.soul-source.co.uk/forums/topic/127683-va-vas/

Fucking hell - a lot of names on that site I know very well! Many of them were into the 'Rare Soul' scene way before NS came along. Used to see a few of them at the record store near Manc Victoria whose name escapes me (Big Apple?) - remember one of the names mentioned paying what to me at the time seemed an outrageous amount of money (2 or 3 weeks worth of my wages at the time) for 'Treasure Of Love' by Clyde McPhatter.

Wasn't even a floor shaker. Slow and boring ballad but apparently valuable because of rarity. I wouldn't have given 2p for it!

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8 hours ago, leigh white said:

Overpriced dishwater back in the day.

On this we disagree. Down in Bristol they had it on tap and it was rocket fuel. Found it in Blackppol before a match against them and got absolutely mullered. Jumped by a gang of tangerine twats in my drunken stupor and nearly lost an eye. Woke up underneath the stands being treated by St. Johns. Finally got on to the terraces and we scored. Was over celebrating when one of our lot said 'That's only an equaliser tha knows'.

Went to work the following Monday and looked like I had a dark blue tennis ball grafted on to my face. Colt 45 anaesthetic meant I felt fuck all at the time.

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Ok, some other advert slogans to complete

Whitbread big head trophy bitter--- ---- ---- ------ --- - -----.

Tetley Mild, ----- ---- --- --- Bob.

A Double Diamond ----- -------.

____ stays sharp to the bottom of the glass.

Brew Ten ---- -----.

Hieniken, refreshes --- ----- ----- ----- ---- -----.

Tetley Bittermen, --- ---- ---- --, -- ---- --.

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

bitter pre-millenium was just brown slop in a glass.

Bitter post-millenium is just watered down dandelions in a glass, of which they call it Brewdog or craft beer with a hint of elderflower or chocolate undertones and all for 6 dabs a pop, absolute gash in a glass!

Sorry to come back to this, but there's only Holts any good, excellent brew, nectar down the throttle 😋

Can you keep your bullshit to politics, please

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