peelyfeet Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 8 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Did you soak them first to remove the little maggots? Got a few to soak myself and also make a crumble after my tea. Bit daft really as I've got tens of kilos of frozen berries in the freezer. Yeah, picked them a couple of days ago. Soaked them for a few hours, got a mini caterpillar. They taste better when you've picked them yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 On 31/08/2020 at 22:53, Breightmet Boy said: one of the lads does that at work when we get them, it works too. Hes a right Grizzly Adams Stopped a concrete pour yesterday . To rescue a little bèetle that was panicking like mad. Held the job and 9 guys up for 4 minutes while i took it too some nearby bushes. Slab is the size of 3 football pitches so loads of ickle creatures must have gone to the big insect world this week. But this one caught my eye. Looked Nicky Hunt running all over the pitch but getting no where. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 49 minutes ago, embankment said: Stopped a concrete pour yesterday . To rescue a little bèetle that was panicking like mad. Held the job and 9 guys up for 4 minutes while i took it too some nearby bushes. Slab is the size of 3 football pitches so loads of ickle creatures must have gone to the big insect world this week. But this one caught my eye. Looked Nicky Hunt running all over the pitch but getting no where. 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 4, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 4, 2020 Cracking tale embankment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Someone left their tenner change behind in the self-service at Tesco last night so I handed it in to the staff who assured me they'd do their best to try and find who it belonged to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said: Someone left their tenner change behind in the self-service at Tesco last night so I handed it in to the staff who assured me they'd do their best to try and find who it belonged to. Good bit of honesty there. You can only hope the staff member will be the same. i was at a cash machine once and the thick bastard in front of me walk away leaving hundred quid hanging out the machine. I grabbed it before the machine took it back and shouted him back. He just snatched it out my hand without saying thanks, kiss my arse or fuck all. If I’d of known he was gonna be like that I’d of kept it, ignorant twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boby Brno Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Just helped a lady with her shopping at Sainsbury’s. She’d only gone in for something for tea and ended up with 3 bags and some loose pottery. She was very grateful but as we were both wearing masks, we could both pass each other in the street and never know. Before anyone asks, I’ve no idea. I wasn’t looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 20 minutes ago, Boby Brno said: Just helped a lady with her shopping at Sainsbury’s. She’d only gone in for something for tea and ended up with 3 bags and some loose pottery. She was very grateful but as we were both wearing masks, we could both pass each other in the street and never know. Before anyone asks, I’ve no idea. I wasn’t looking. The credibility of this whole tale is brought into question by the final sentence 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boby Brno Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, boogs said: The credibility of this whole tale is brought into question by the final sentence 😉 😊 My glasses steamed up. Because of the mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted September 4, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 4, 2020 Full school returned today. 1500 kids all full of beans and giddy, first day of terms always hard work.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 I carried a frog about 400 yards back to water today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 its 720 and already i feel proud. i've just gone into th'eldests amazon prime profile (she gets discount as a student) and added a shit load of bollywood films from the past 30 years to her watchlist, and paused some halfway through. her housemates will now look at her in a new light once they all awake from their drunken, cheap spirits infused stupor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted September 5, 2020 Moderators Share Posted September 5, 2020 12 hours ago, Traf said: I carried a frog about 400 yards back to water today. How do you know that's what it wanted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted September 5, 2020 Author Site Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2020 I didn’t want to ask. Frogs always return to the water they were hatched . What if it was heading back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 5, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2020 Poor bugger had spent a lot of energy doing 400m, then it gets put back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 It was in my dog's water bowl. My dog will eat anything. I saved a frog's life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 5, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Traf said: It was in my dog's water bowl. My dog will eat anything. I saved a frog's life. 😁. Nice one. I removed some wood lice from some bricks before chiselling off the old mortar. Only fair after wrecking their house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted September 5, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2020 24 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: 😁. Nice one. I removed some wood lice from some bricks before chiselling off the old mortar. Only fair after wrecking their house. I fucking hate wood lice. No idea why but they proper freak me out the little bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 5, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2020 34 minutes ago, Winchester White said: I fucking hate wood lice. No idea why but they proper freak me out the little bastards. Got used to them doing the job. The do seem a bit alien and move like something out of the mummy. Once you've held a few, they're fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Just fettled me bog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted September 5, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 hour ago, SatanGreavsie said: Just fettled me bog Euphemism? 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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