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When I was a kid I had a go of me Grandadโ€™s one blade bic right across the muzzy area and then the beard area. I think that triggered it because I was the first in my year to start to have a bit of bum fluff, excluding the Asian lads.

Now clean shaven in the morning, shadow by dinner time

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1 hour ago, Rudy said:

When I was a kid I had a go of me Grandadโ€™s one blade bic right across the muzzy area and then the beard area. I think that triggered it because I was the first in my year to start to have a bit of bum fluff, excluding the Asian lads.

Now clean shaven in the morning, shadow by dinner time

Same here, I look like James Mcarthur by Tea time.

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Beard fun facts.

Native Americans aren't great at growing them.ย 

During the middle ages, touching another man's beard was a big no-no, and was grounds for a duel.

Noel Edmonds insured his beard for ยฃ1 million.

My dad used to say "turn this puff off" whenever he saw Noel Edmonds on swap shop.

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3 hours ago, MickyD said:

Perhaps Cheggers took the rap. Did he fire before, during or after?ย 

That a euphemism?

2 hours ago, frank_spencer said:

Have a look at his wiki page he may not be a nonce but he's definitely a mentalist!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Edmonds

Imagine if on his page it just said NONCE ๐Ÿ˜‚

I love the Noel Gallagher &ย Noel Edmonds story

Gallagherย told BBC Radio 2: โ€œI went for lunch last week and in the seat next to me was Noel Edmonds.ย Iโ€™ve never met him and my missus was going, โ€˜No way, thatโ€™s Noel Edmondsโ€™.โ€

โ€œAnd he said to me, โ€˜Itโ€™s great to finally meet you after all these years because of all the jokes and thatโ€™. I went, โ€˜What jokes? What are you talking about?โ€™โ€

โ€œAnd he goes, โ€˜Because weโ€™re both called Noelโ€™. And I went, โ€˜What jokes are you talking about? Are people taking the mickey out of me to you?โ€™ And he went, โ€˜Well, you knowโ€™. And then there was an awkward silence and I was like, โ€˜Whatever, enjoy your sea bassโ€™.โ€

Gallagher continued: โ€œWhat jokes?! It wasnโ€™t me dressed as Mr Blobby all those years. I donโ€™t know what he was on about.โ€

Mentalist

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4 minutes ago, kent_white said:

I remember watching this live when I was about 15 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

before I'd seen brasseye I remember a mate at uni telling us he'd seen this mad story on the news whereย there was thisย US senator who kept getting his cock out and wanking whilst making speeches

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1 minute ago, ZicoKelly said:

before I'd seen brasseye I remember a mate at uni telling us he'd seen this mad story on the news whereย there was thisย US senator who kept getting his cock out and wanking whilst making speeches

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Years ahead of its time - and probably still is.ย 

To think that the best we can do nowadays is the Mash Report! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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On 21/09/2020 at 23:50, peelyfeet said:

Stop pigeon holing beardoes.

Some people have beards because;

It gives definition to a fat face.

It's fashionableย  ( they think they'll be more likely to pull, or be more attractive with one)

They're slap heads.

It covers up scars

Religion

They're in Bjorn Again

They like Jeremy Beadle / Kenny Everett

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Give it a rest Feely. Pigeon holing. Not at all - just lumping them in with the general lazy cunt hoi polloi.

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