Members Rudy Posted September 25, 2020 Members Share Posted September 25, 2020 You’re on death row, day before your death what are you choosing? Last meal? Curried Goat, yams, green beans, sweet potato Last drink? Long island ice tea Last song to listen Dexys Midnight Runners - Geno Last bird to sit on your face? My neighbour Cheryl, she looks filth Last words? This is the strangest life I have ever known Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted September 25, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 25, 2020 Last meal apple pie & custard Last drink Boddies bitter circa 1981 Last song Geno (ditto) Last face sitter The one before my present gf - she was a dirty fucker. Last words We are the one and only Wanderers - Bruce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Last meal? Fish, chips, mushy peas Last drink? Top notch Malbec Last song to listen White Man In Hammersmith Palais Last bird to sit on your face? GF at uni. Never got that far. Curious Last words? Aldridge you’re a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 25, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 25, 2020 (edited) Last meal? A rare fillet steak as thick as a manhole cover Last drink? Chateau Lafite 2006 Last song to listen Pearl Jam - Alive Last bird to sit on your face? Billie Piper - I bet her fanny tastes like maple syrup Last words? I’ve hidden £50k under the Edited September 25, 2020 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 (edited) Last meal? Bacon butties made with 3 slices of Warbies Toastie, salted butter, back bacon, HP brown sauce Last drink? Full fat milk out of a pint bottle with a foil top Last song to listen Everything's AOR - Half Man Half Biscuit Last bird to sit on your face? Desiree Cousteau in her 1970s form Last words? I was right, you are a cunt. Edited September 25, 2020 by ErnestTurnip top not to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted September 25, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 25, 2020 (edited) Last meal Fillet steak, mushrooms, onion rings, mashed carrots with cheese, sweet potato followed by sticky toffee pudding Last drink A gallon of Jaipur Last song Luke Combs, When it rains, it pours. Last bird to sit on my face A bird from Vegas i know, Taylor (those on my FB can have a peep) Last words What a load of bollocks Edited September 25, 2020 by Biggish Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Rudy said: You’re on death row, day before your death what are you choosing? Last meal? fillet pinker than a flamingos clunge, and a lot of veggies, draped in my own jd sauce Last drink? jack Last song to listen Dexys Midnight Runners - Geno... or maybe chasing rainbows Last bird to sit on your face? my executioners mam Last words? you're doing me a favour mate, she tasted like the arse end of a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Last meal: Meat and potato pie, chips and gravy. 2 slices of warbies smothered in Lurpak. Last drink: A big mug of builders tea. Last song: That's just the way it is - Bruce Hornsby and the Range. Last bird: Michelle Keegan Last words: Who's that coming up the hill boys.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted September 26, 2020 Moderators Share Posted September 26, 2020 (edited) 13 hours ago, Biggish Dave said: Last bird to sit on my face A bird from Vegas i know, Taylor (those on my FB can have a peep) Turns out your friends list is set to private Edit: found her, nice way to bow out Edited September 26, 2020 by ZicoKelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 26, 2020 Author Members Share Posted September 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: Turns out your friends list is set to private Edit: found her, nice way to bow out Cmon let the dog see the rabbit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 10 minutes ago, Rudy said: Cmon let the dog see the rabbit Too many people forgetting the rules these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 26, 2020 Author Members Share Posted September 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Sweep said: Too many people forgetting the rules these days To the dogs sweep, the dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitestar Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 16 hours ago, Rudy said: You’re on death row, day before your death what are you choosing? Last meal? Curried Goat, yams, green beans, sweet potato Last drink? Long island ice tea Last song to listen Dexys Midnight Runners - Geno Last bird to sit on your face? My neighbour Cheryl, she looks filth Last words? This is the strangest life I have ever known Last meal. My mothers meat & potato pie. Last drink. Pint of sneck lifter. Last song to listen. Hong Kong Garden Souxie & the Banshees. Last bird to sit on my face. Hmmm?, Probably Ruth from my work place. Last words. "Thats Entertainment" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 17 hours ago, Rudy said: You’re on death row, day before your death what are you choosing? Last meal? A huge jar of olives Last drink? A can of warm, flat Fosters Last song to listen Savage Garden - Truly, Madly, Deeply Last bird to sit on your face? Jo Brand Last words? Please end my misery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, kent_white said: Last meal? A huge jar of olives Last drink? A can of warm, flat Fosters Last song to listen Savage Garden - Truly, Madly, Deeply Last bird to sit on your face? Jo Brand Last words? Please end my misery I'd want to top myself if those were the only options! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, boltondiver said: I'd want to top myself if those were the only options! My thinking exactly! Lethal injection would look like a decent option! 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted September 26, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Sweep said: Too many people forgetting the rules these days How do I add a photo from my saved photos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted September 26, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 26, 2020 18 hours ago, Rudy said: You’re on death row, day before your death what are you choosing? Last meal? Roast Dodo, Basted in garlic butter chips and mushy peas. (no substitutes) Last drink? Not arsed, I’m waiting for my Dodo. Last song to listen 1,000,000,000 green bottles hanging on the wall Last bird to sit on your face? Dodo.. scrub that, Michelle Keegan Last words? Did you miss out nine hundred and ninety nine million green bottles? I’ll start again. One billion green bottles hanging on the wall... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Aldo Raine Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 I'm bracing myself for a heavy backlash here, but I don't understand the Michelle Keegan love in. I'm sure she'll be devastated... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 26, 2020 Author Members Share Posted September 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said: I'm bracing myself for a heavy backlash here, but I don't understand the Michelle Keegan love in. I'm sure she'll be devastated... @Spider Get the pitchforks mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 26, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted September 26, 2020 Just now, Rudy said: @Spider Get the pitchforks mate I can only assume Aldo has no penis. Or eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Last meal? Buffalo Wings Last drink? Pint of Blue Wave Last song to listen ? Red Light Spells Danger - Billy Ocean Last bird to sit on your face? Karren Brady from the Apprentice Last words? Kill me you cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Last meal? Lamb Shank, mash n veg, minted thick gravy Last drink? Stella from the can Last song to listen ? Yes - Wonderous Stories Last bird to sit on your face? Nigella Last words? turn that dial right up, lets not piss about like they did with him on Green Mile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondi Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Last meal? Large Doner meat & chips with salad & chilli sauce. Last drink? A pint of Moretti/Peroni Last song to listen Whitesnake (here I go again) Last bird to sit on your face? Madonna (Papa don't preach video) Last words? Oh well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Last meal My usual Thursday night Chinese takeaway order. Last drink A nice glass of red Last song My Back Pages Dylan Last Bird to sit on your face? Zooey Daschenel Last Words? Last words are for fools who haven't said enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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