mickbrown Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Rudy said: Billy no mates More highly evolved mates. All two of them Edited October 13, 2020 by mickbrown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted October 13, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 13, 2020 3 hours ago, mickbrown said: More highly evolved mates. All two of them locked in a shed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 How’s @jules_darby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 2 hours ago, boltondiver said: How’s @jules_darby? Doing ok thanks mate. Comes and goes in waves. Try to do some work and after a couple of hours I’m fucked and can’t concentrate. I think I’m v lucky seeing as I don’t seem to have it too bad at all. Still no temperature or really bad cough / breathing issues so just thankful Good job I’m really healthy and not overweight 👀👀🤔🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Yikes, hope you're okay? @Pablosaid he'll nip round and nurse you better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 2 hours ago, jules_darby said: Doing ok thanks mate. Comes and goes in waves. Try to do some work and after a couple of hours I’m fucked and can’t concentrate. I think I’m v lucky seeing as I don’t seem to have it too bad at all. Still no temperature or really bad cough / breathing issues so just thankful Good job I’m really healthy and not overweight 👀👀🤔🤔 So far, so good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Everyone bar me in our household and bubble has been down with a really shit flu this last week. Aches and pains, full on head cold, the usual stuff. I had the flu vaccine a fortnight ago. Thank god!! Blamed it on the snotty 2 year old granddaughter who’s been whingy for days All of a sudden, about 2 hours ago, Mrs Manc can’t smell or taste anything. Literally nothing. Done the tests with sniffing bleach, pepper on the tongue, drinking neat gin. Nowt. Nada. Fuck!! Looks like it’s hit here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 21, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 21, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, MancWanderer said: Everyone bar me in our household and bubble has been down with a really shit flu this last week. Aches and pains, full on head cold, the usual stuff. I had the flu vaccine a fortnight ago. Thank god!! Blamed it on the snotty 2 year old granddaughter who’s been whingy for days All of a sudden, about 2 hours ago, Mrs Manc can’t smell or taste anything. Literally nothing. Done the tests with sniffing bleach, pepper on the tongue, drinking neat gin. Nowt. Nada. Fuck!! Looks like it’s hit here Apparently if you can taste jizz you don’t have covid Edited October 21, 2020 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted October 21, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 21, 2020 13 minutes ago, MancWanderer said: Everyone bar me in our household and bubble has been down with a really shit flu this last week. Aches and pains, full on head cold, the usual stuff. I had the flu vaccine a fortnight ago. Thank god!! Blamed it on the snotty 2 year old granddaughter who’s been whingy for days All of a sudden, about 2 hours ago, Mrs Manc can’t smell or taste anything. Literally nothing. Done the tests with sniffing bleach, pepper on the tongue, drinking neat gin. Nowt. Nada. Fuck!! Looks like it’s hit here Problem is, usual shit is going around at this time of year. The symptoms are starting to get blurry too. A mate of mine woke up feeling crappy, stiff and sore all over on Monday morning, no cough or loss of smell/taste but a temp of 38°. Got tested just to be sure and is positive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 16 minutes ago, Spider said: Apparently if you can taste jizz you don’t have covid Ah that’s how you explain to the missus you come in covered in the stuff after the boozer. I did wonder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 23 minutes ago, Spider said: Apparently if you can taste jizz you don’t have covid She’s not tasting that lovely fruity edge of Malbec. She has Covid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Ah that’s how you explain to the missus you come in covered in the stuff after the boozer. I did wonder You know those times when you wonder if it was wise to introduce your Mrs to a WWayer.....😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 27 minutes ago, Spider said: Apparently if you can taste jizz you don’t have covid Only if it's your own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 12 minutes ago, Winchester White said: Problem is, usual shit is going around at this time of year. The symptoms are starting to get blurry too. A mate of mine woke up feeling crappy, stiff and sore all over on Monday morning, no cough or loss of smell/taste but a temp of 38°. Got tested just to be sure and is positive. It’s the loss of taste and smell that’s rang alarm bells. She’s completely freaked out and can’t describe it. Gave her an egg cup of vinegar. Nowt. Just necked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sweep said: Only if it's your own I can sense a WWays clinical trial here Pay in for a nosh and Manc walks away with a tidy sum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, MancWanderer said: You know those times when you wonder if it was wise to introduce your Mrs to a WWayer.....😀 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted October 21, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, MancWanderer said: It’s the loss of taste and smell that’s rang alarm bells. She’s completely freaked out and can’t describe it. Gave her an egg cup of vinegar. Nowt. Just necked it That's me fucked, sinus issues means I have no sense of smell at all and very reduced sense of taste. I could be a super carrier and never know it 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Just now, Winchester White said: That's me fucked, sinus issues means I have no sense of smell at all and very reduced sense of taste. I could be a super carrier and never know it 😁 Put some jizz in a cup and gargle it. Report back if you can taste it and we will tell you if you have it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: Put some jizz in a cup and gargle it. Report back if you can taste it and we will tell you if you have it Don't swallow it, that's gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 23 minutes ago, Traf said: Don't swallow it, that's gay. Of course. But rub it in like a moisturizer afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 48 minutes ago, Traf said: Don't swallow it, that's gay. Only if it's another humans jizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Sweep said: Only if it's another humans jizz So, monkey spunk is still OK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted October 22, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 22, 2020 11 hours ago, MancWanderer said: It’s the loss of taste and smell that’s rang alarm bells. She’s completely freaked out and can’t describe it. Gave her an egg cup of vinegar. Nowt. Just necked it An egg cup full? Wouldn't a teaspoon full have proved the same point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 9 hours ago, Traf said: So, monkey spunk is still OK? obviously, although in this country it's a lot easier to get badger spunk, apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Just lay off the bat spunk. Or maybe that's the cure, an eggcup full of bat spunk. Although bat's do have spikes on their knobs so be careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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