Members burnden Posted November 22, 2020 Members Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Rudy said: I wanted to buy the little un a bike, but the Mrs wants to wait until April when it’s her birthday and better weather, so apparently that money can go on Barbies Bastard Beach house Come birthday time it will be "We can't get her just a bike" .....Got 3 daughters know from experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 (edited) 27yr old son & 32 yr old daughter get cash transferred to their accounts and grandson who turns 7 on Xmas Day has got a load of stuff arriving at theirs via Amazon Australia. Edited January 24, 2021 by Traf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 22, 2020 Members Share Posted November 22, 2020 29 minutes ago, burnden said: Come birthday time it will be "We can't get her just a bike" .....Got 3 daughters know from experience. We’ve got another on the way. The thought of another girl and living in a gaff with 3 women is triggering Vietnam style PTSD I need her to squeeze out a boy, otherwise I might start getting Henry The IIIV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 22, 2020 Members Share Posted November 22, 2020 @Traf your youngest has it spot on. I suggested to something similar to our Maude for her and she said yeah but if you get me something on the list I’m not that fussed about. She’s a nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted November 22, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 22, 2020 25 minutes ago, Rudy said: We’ve got another on the way. The thought of another girl and living in a gaff with 3 women is triggering Vietnam style PTSD I need her to squeeze out a boy, otherwise I might start getting Henry The IIIV Henry The 2nd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Rudy said: You scumbag you maggot you cheap lazy faggot One of the best lyrics. Right it’s getting ridiculous in Castle D’Rudy. Our child is 3, she’s no mother, the Mrs said what’s the budget for baring in mind I’ve spent about £100 already on toy story figures and barbies and everything she cunting owns. So I said no budget but let’s not buy her things for the sake of it. I said another £100(to keep the peace) She reckons £300. On top of what we’ve already bought her. Shes 3, but apparently now I’m a Timmy Tight arse. Then between us our close friends have 12 bastard sprogs, so I said newborns can have a first Christmas, the rest selection boxes and they can fuckin like it. That idea has already gone down the Kermit because our Maude has a £200 budget in mind for them. £500 already. Insanity. Then because I thought I was clever I’ve been buying presents throughout the year for family, 4 parents, three grandparents two brothers, one sister. So I reckon I spent £200. Cane home last week and I assumed an Amazon lorry had crashed through the bastard living room, I said what are all these? Family presents, I said we’ve already bought family presents, oh well I thought these would go well with them Did ya, aye. So we are close to a grand and I haven’t even bought the wife’s stuff yet. Haven’t even bought my Christmas booze yet. Anyone else in this same way ridiculous vortex of shite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Another Covid Christmas tune, for those off see their grannies this Yuletide. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Just bought the Mrs her first bike for Christmas! She never got one as a kid and doesn't know how to ride one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 On 22/11/2020 at 13:06, Rudy said: We’ve got another on the way. The thought of another girl and living in a gaff with 3 women is triggering Vietnam style PTSD I need her to squeeze out a boy, otherwise I might start getting Henry The IIIV Nah, got three girls, work in the arts - I can go weeks without even seeing another bloke (who isn't gay) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 23, 2020 Members Share Posted November 23, 2020 Two presents have turned up for our daughter, a play kitchen sink and a play Henry hoover. Just wondering when the suffragette outfit and the women’s right to vote placard will arrive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 All I want for Christmas is Tier 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 On 22/11/2020 at 13:06, Rudy said: We’ve got another on the way. The thought of another girl and living in a gaff with 3 women is triggering Vietnam style PTSD I need her to squeeze out a boy, otherwise I might start getting Henry The IIIV 2 daughters, (2 female dogs) and a wife, knickers, dolls and menstruation for fucking years, you've got a lot to look forward to, the good part was the daughter's mates calling for them when they were old enough to go out partying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted November 25, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 25, 2020 8 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: the good part was the daughter's mates calling for them when they were old enough to go out partying Wearing stuff that make immoral thoughts run through your head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Absolutely, I knew my open plan staircase would come in handy one day 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 25, 2020 Members Share Posted November 25, 2020 40 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: Absolutely, I knew my open plan staircase would come in handy one day 😁 And your open dressing gown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Ssshhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 2 hours ago, athywhite1958 said: 2 daughters, (2 female dogs) and a wife, knickers, dolls and menstruation for fucking years, you've got a lot to look forward to, the good part was the daughter's mates calling for them when they were old enough to go out partying Exactly the same set-up as me, i call our house The Hormone Hotel. I have to book the bathroom weeks in advance for a shower. I get my revenge when i do a vicious dump just before they've woke up and all start using the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 25, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Burndens Bogs said: Exactly the same set-up as me, i call our house The Hormone Hotel. I have to book the bathroom weeks in advance for a shower. I get my revenge when i do a vicious dump just before they've woke up and all start using the bathroom. 😁 Savage. Did once hear a story related to this, and confirmed here: https://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2014/10/6_facts_you_need_to_know_about_farts.html#:~:text=In studies conducted by eminent,odor compared to men's farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 25, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Burndens Bogs said: Exactly the same set-up as me, i call our house The Hormone Hotel. I have to book the bathroom weeks in advance for a shower. I get my revenge when i do a vicious dump just before they've woke up and all start using the bathroom. A vicious dump. Superb verbiage 😁😁😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Another 2020 Christmas tune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boby Brno Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 The Temps. Silent night. The brilliant Eddie Kendricks on lead vocal. Because I love Soul music this of course does not mean that I may,in fact, be a closet racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 On 22/11/2020 at 12:56, Traf said: I've an autistic near-16 yr old daughter and she's a piss of piss to buy for (although potentially expensive). She provides us with a list of desired items with weblinks to where they are best priced. We choose as many or as little from the list as we like and everyone's happy. DO NOT TRY AND BE CLEVER/KIND/THOUGHTFUL BY STRAYING FROM THE LIST! Christmas is till an exciting surprise for her, as she doesn't know what she's getting off the list. Simples. And I have a 13 year old autistic son who does exactly the same. He’s said he’ll do it in order of preference this year. Must admit I used to do similar at his age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 20, 2020 Members Share Posted December 20, 2020 Secret Santa yesterday We do it a little different at work, 3 hats to draw from one with names, one with budget ranging from £5 - unlimited, then sort of gift, novelty, drink, clothes , rude Its a right laugh so I got one of the girls in the press office (36 FM fooking massive) unlimited and rude. Her fella works away so I bought her a wifi love egg. She gives him the WiFi code. She pops in the egg and he controls it on an app. Settings range from foreplay to hardcore. She immediately figured out it was me. Later on she said I’ll text you the code later. It ended up me blushing like a school girl at a Take That gig. I got a bottle of vintage Pirut rum which going off a quick google search costs about £250. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 20, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2020 9 minutes ago, Rudy said: Secret Santa yesterday We do it a little different at work, 3 hats to draw from one with names, one with budget ranging from £5 - unlimited, then sort of gift, novelty, drink, clothes , rude Its a right laugh so I got one of the girls in the press office (36 FM fooking massive) unlimited and rude. Her fella works away so I bought her a wifi love egg. She gives him the WiFi code. She pops in the egg and he controls it on an app. Settings range from foreplay to hardcore. She immediately figured out it was me. Later on she said I’ll text you the code later. It ended up me blushing like a school girl at a Take That gig. I got a bottle of vintage Pirut rum which going off a quick google search costs about £250. Happy days Put the code on here you massive wufter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 20, 2020 Members Share Posted December 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Spider said: Put the code on here you massive wufter Haha I don’t think she’d mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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