Sweep Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 When I used to work in Germany, we went out one night, and met a couple of bummers. Anyway, one of them had a weird party trick, which he showed us..... He could get his entire thumb down his japper. It made me feel a bit ill if I'm honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sweep said: When I used to work in Germany, we went out one night, and met a couple of bummers. Anyway, one of them had a weird party trick, which he showed us..... He could get his entire thumb down his japper. It made me feel a bit ill if I'm honest Germany of GERMANY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 49 minutes ago, kent_white said: Something’s been bugging me, but my head is too full of vitriolic political nonsense to figure it out. Women don't have widgies. So what do they do? Do they wee out of their arses or something? I don’t know. im not Arsed where it comes from as long as im lying under it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 😂 knew I wouldn’t be disappointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 10, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, little whitt said: im not Arsed where it comes from as long as im lying under it 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted November 10, 2020 Author Share Posted November 10, 2020 22 minutes ago, Rudy said: @kent_white thought you were a nurse!! I know really - I'm an expert on women's minges and can slap a catheter in from 12 yards. I'm just trying to lighten the mood a bit further! 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted November 10, 2020 Author Share Posted November 10, 2020 21 minutes ago, little whitt said: im not Arsed where it comes from as long as im lying under it Amazing! 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 16 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: What if they are Trans ? 🤔 Pre or post op? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted November 10, 2020 Members Share Posted November 10, 2020 23 minutes ago, kent_white said: I know really - I'm an expert on women's minges and can slap a catheter in from 12 yards. I'm just trying to lighten the mood a bit further! 😁 How on earth people can pull a catheter out with the balloon fully inflated still I will never know. Makes me cringe and cross my legs every time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted November 10, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 10, 2020 1 hour ago, MancWanderer said: Oh good lord I just googled that..... You never heard of squirting? Went out with a lass once who would soak us both through. She was a bit mental but a great shag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Sweep said: I've just sent him something that is a bit "specialist" 😊 Well stone me. I thought id seen it all and then bosh, theres a lovely lady getting shagged in her pisser followed by another with her lips clamped open, piss hole elongated and milk being poured into the hole via a tube and funnel. Fabulous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted November 10, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Winchester White said: You never heard of squirting? Went out with a lass once who would soak us both through. She was a bit mental but a great shag. She wasn’t from Kirkham, was she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 4 minutes ago, Winchester White said: You never heard of squirting? Went out with a lass once who would soak us both through. She was a bit mental but a great shag. Nope. I’ve led a sheltered life it seems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 10, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 10, 2020 27 minutes ago, gonzo said: Well stone me. I thought id seen it all and then bosh, theres a lovely lady getting shagged in her pisser followed by another with her lips clamped open, piss hole elongated and milk being poured into the hole via a tube and funnel. Fabulous. Think I’ve seen that one. There are entire genres dedicated to the insertion, and subsequent release of, litres of milk. Bet it fucking honks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted November 10, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 10, 2020 18 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: You can't count Gaylord, he's a chap, ... he is isn't he ? 🤔 He squirts involuntarily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 33 minutes ago, gonzo said: Well stone me. I thought id seen it all and then bosh, theres a lovely lady getting shagged in her pisser followed by another with her lips clamped open, piss hole elongated and milk being poured into the hole via a tube and funnel. Fabulous. Where does my “mate” Find this?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 Genuinely there cannot be a place on earth like WW. The fact it’s an open forum does worry me and also fear that one day we will all get swooped upon my men in white coats and sent to an asylum. but genuinely even when I’m having a shit of a day I can always rely on coming on here and sitting pissing my sides. And you can also get a proper row as well to Let off steam. What a place. You Couldn’t make this shit up gents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted November 10, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 10, 2020 42 minutes ago, Steejay said: She wasn’t from Kirkham, was she? No, Darwen. Explains it all. She had a clit that went as hard as a walnut too 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 14 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Genuinely there cannot be a place on earth like WW. The fact it’s an open forum does worry me and also fear that one day we will all get swooped upon my men in white coats and sent to an asylum. but genuinely even when I’m having a shit of a day I can always rely on coming on here and sitting pissing my sides. And you can also get a proper row as well to Let off steam. What a place. You Couldn’t make this shit up gents Imagine going on a work trip to London and finding out you and your colleague knew little whitt. That's what I had a few years ago! Before Germany. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 10, 2020 Members Share Posted November 10, 2020 1 hour ago, kent_white said: I know really - I'm an expert on women's minges and can slap a catheter in from 12 yards. I'm just trying to lighten the mood a bit further! 😁 I have a question Why when a woman has a piss does it sound like frying chips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted November 10, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Rudy said: I have a question Why when a woman has a piss does it sound like frying chips I remember Whitt asking something similar years ago and NB said his missus must have weird bits (or something like that) But every bird I have known sounds similar so maybe NB is the freaky one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted November 10, 2020 Author Share Posted November 10, 2020 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: How on earth people can pull a catheter out with the balloon fully inflated still I will never know. Makes me cringe and cross my legs every time! You're just not pulling hard enough! Give it some elbow grease 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted November 10, 2020 Author Share Posted November 10, 2020 19 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Watching bake off, plenty of squirting going on, and unfortunately Prue is the best looking bird left, actually I'd squirt all over Paul Hollywood.... scouse cunt! That tall woman with the black hair is a bit of alright! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted November 10, 2020 Author Share Posted November 10, 2020 Just now, Mr Grey said: Tight pants 😉😉😉 That's her. Nice black and white blouse! 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 38 minutes ago, stevieb said: Imagine going on a work trip to London and finding out you and your colleague knew little whitt. That's what I had a few years ago! Before Germany. 🤣 🤣🤣 instant sense of dread followed by a sense of anticipation as to what was coming next I guess in the small talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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