Escobarp Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, radcliffewhite1 said: My mate went high school with her and in the last year she was known as the “machine” bet she’s absolutely ruthless Aye you wouldn’t be leaving until she was done and fully satisfied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted November 17, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 17, 2020 4 hours ago, Rudy said: There is something utterly detestable about Ferne cotton, and I don’t know what it is, all I know is if she was down a well I’d seal it up she's a prick, I can't stand her this Charlie Brooker review of when Fearne met Peaches is very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 20s - Dua Lipa 30s - Anna Kendrick 40s - Zooey Deschanel or Katy Perry (having two for this one) 50s - Sandra Bullock 60s - Emma Thompson 70s - Susan Sarandon 80s - Julie Andrews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: she's a prick, I can't stand her this Charlie Brooker review of when Fearne met Peaches is very good Yeah I like Charlie Brooker even more now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 4 hours ago, Rudy said: There is something utterly detestable about Ferne cotton, and I don’t know what it is, all I know is if she was down a well I’d seal it up Didn't she go out with Ian Watkins? That's got to hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Didn't she go out with Ian Watkins? That's got to hurt. See even Ian Watkins didn’t like her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, Rudy said: See even Ian Watkins didn’t like her She was too old for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 hour ago, radcliffewhite1 said: My mate went high school with her and in the last year she was known as the “machine” bet she’s absolutely ruthless I was more interested in the lass we called kit kat... all four fingers of her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Who remembers being in the away end at St James singing "he's here, he's there, He's fukkin Dani Behr" (50s) to Les Ferdinand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantra Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 20s - Emily Ratajkowski, Jen Selter, Corinna Kopf, Jenna Frumes, Kylie Jenner 30s - Jessica Alba, Emma Watson 40s - Tyra Banks, Amanda Holden, Christina Hendricks, Noemie Lenoir 50s - Kate Silverton, Jennifer Anniston 60s - Cassandra Peterson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 So many good nominations - how did I forget Gillian Anderson? Jessica Alba played a brass in a film with Casey Affleck - would've got Alan Carr having a wank. The beast Affleck twatted her tho'... Joanna Lumley - another top drawer shout. I did not nominate Fearne Cotton in any way, shape or form btw. Never even watched owt she was in - I said I'd seen her in passing and would, then I heard of her involvement with emo noncecunt and I was out. Margot Robbie - how old is she? Get her in, even though Big Willie Smith has probably ruined her. I love this chauvanism btw - it's like the Rivals days. ☺😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) Danni is 49, Mr Grey. Many have nominated Rita Ora and I can understand why, she's stunning - but I have a Columbo-like hunch she's a lipstick lesbian. Same goes for another who'd be on my list otherwise, Nicole Scherzinger - been forced to watch her on that thing, her eyes light up when a pretty girl auditions. I reckon' she's another lipstick. I reiterate I didn't watch it by choice. Even though Nicole was on it. Edited November 17, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 Who said Elvira? She compered/introduced loads of metal stuff one Christmas as a kid - which I taped. I thought I'd go blind with my self-pollution level. We had a video remote. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 51 minutes ago, Mantra said: 20s - Emily Ratajkowski, Jen Selter, Corinna Kopf, Jenna Frumes, Kylie Jenner 30s - Jessica Alba, Emma Watson 40s - Tyra Banks, Amanda Holden, Christina Hendricks, Noemie Lenoir 50s - Kate Silverton, Jennifer Anniston 60s - Cassandra Peterson Which Kylie Jenner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 I despise them - especially Kym. Ruined a whole generation of girls trying to emulate her fat arse - which is always photoshopped to conceal the horrible truth. But I'd say it's the same girl - before and after modifications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Not sure about Rita Ora, doesn't do it for me, Nicole is definitely worth a dabble. Not sure how anyone can say Rita Ora doesn’t do it for them, I’d give both my bollocks for 10 mins with her, filthy mare. Reckon she’s probably had clap more times than the NHS in lockdown but that wouldn’t stop me one bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 I was surprised to read she has zero black ancestry. She's a good looking girl but I am certain she's on t'other bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Mr Grey said: Them 2 Princesses would have it, Beatrice and Eugenie, they look proper Royal Filth. In a barn at Windsor Castle with 2 Rabbits 🥒🥒 30's 👍 You are one sick man 😃 They are female carbon copies of 'I can't sweat' Andrew. Princess Meghan - I'd ruin her. She'd leave ginger bollocks in a heartbeat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 Talking of corrie burds - that May Foote is a tidy hound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 I think this is my idea of heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: You are one sick man 😃 They are female carbon copies of 'I can't sweat' Andrew. Princess Meghan - I'd ruin her. She'd leave ginger bollocks in a heartbeat... I was going to ask about Royals... who's up for Charlie's missus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Got to be done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 18 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said: Talking of corrie burds - that May Foote is a tidy hound Oh yes, definitely. Sat behind her on a plane a few year ago, the Mrs was laughing at me cos she knew exactly what I was thinking when we seen her walk on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 24 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: I think this is my idea of heaven Is that Noel Fielding on the right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, boogs said: Oh yes, definitely. Sat behind her on a plane a few year ago, the Mrs was laughing at me cos she knew exactly what I was thinking when we seen her walk on. Thinking about it, I should probably rephrase that. If she (the Mrs) knew EXACTLY what I was thinking she'd of been disgusted 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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