boogs Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 40 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: I think this is my idea of heaven Looks like yon mon in the striped shirt is thinking similar thoughts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Nigella, has she been mentioned, got to be in her 50's and she is looking damn good, and she can cook. I would lick chocolate sauce of her clout all day long 🤪 @Pablo once said he’d eat maltesers out of Fizz from Coronation street arse Never left my mind that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Nigella, has she been mentioned, got to be in her 50's and she is looking damn good, and she can cook. I would lick chocolate sauce of her clout all day long 🤪 Yep, she’s on my 60’s list. She is 60 or 61 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fester58 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 20 emily atack 30 holly willougby 40 ranvir singh 50 sophie raworth 70 helen mirren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) @Not in Crawley Katy Perry was once the consort of Russell Brand. She's probably riddled with syphilis. Due to the serial shagger infecting her - poor girl. I'd disagree but I remember a poster once admiring the body of Holly Willoughby but adding "she's a face like a spak" 😀  Edited November 17, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 This fuckin thread...🙄   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 27 minutes ago, fester58 said: 20 emily atack 30 holly willougby 40 ranvir singh 50 sophie raworth 70 helen mirren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 33 minutes ago, fester58 said: 20 emily atack 30 holly willougby 40 ranvir singh 50 sophie raworth 70 helen mirren Ranvir singh good shout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 @Steejay Oi, cheek. I'm g/l's answer to Brad Pitt. I only go out with 'fit' girls/women. It's all good. Until they discover what an awful human being I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Rudy said: Splendid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: @Not in Crawley Katy Perry was once the consort of Russell Brand. She's probably riddled with syphilis. Due to the serial shagger infecting her - poor girl. I'd disagree but I remember a poster once admiring the body of Holly Willoughby but adding "she's a face like a spak" 😀  Nah, clean as a whistle. Don't be slating my Katy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 Atack, great stuff - but what are they thinking, in the public eye and taking photos and sticking them in 'the cloud' or worse letting a sleazeball film them sucking cock, yes, you Kym Marsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Nah, clean as a whistle. Don't be slating my Katy. They were married - I doubt he was using connies... They were apart a lot and, loathe him or hate him, his notoriety for being priapic is well documented - as is the readiness of his female fans to whip their knickers off for him, at the drop of a.. erm, knickers. He's probably a one-man STD clinic waiting room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: They were married - I doubt he was using connies... They were apart a lot and, loathe him or hate him, his notoriety for being priapic is well documented - as is the readiness of his female fans to whip their knickers off for him, at the drop of a.. erm, knickers. He's probably a one-man STD clinic waiting room. Oddly, and I don't know why I know this, but he got tested weekly at the height of his shagging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) @Not in Crawley How the fuck did you get that info about Brand? I can remember when I went. I was dating a really clean (beautiful) girl, and to be frank, I'd been with some scrubbers - post break-up with another girl. So wanted to get the all clear. Anyhow I asked two mates who were old hands what I should expect. They said "well they shove a swab down your jap" "What? Like a cotton bud?" "Yeah" Night before I had a trial run with a Johnson + Johnson bud until the pain forced me to abort. My 'mates' when I retold this tale, found it hilarious - pair of bastards. Edited November 17, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: How the fuck did you get that info? I can remember when I went. I was dating a really clean (beautiful) girl, and to be frank, I'd been with some scrubbers - post break-up with another girl. So wanted to get the all clear. Anyhow I asked two mates who were old hands what I should expect. They said "well they shove a swab down your jap" "What? Like a cotton bud?" "Yeah" Night before I had a trial run with a Johnson + Johnson bud until the pain forced me to abort. My 'mates' when I retold this tale, found it hilarious - pair of bastards. I remember, soccer am, or was it my booky wook. God knows why I've read that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) I read both his books out of boredom when staying at a book poor house. Don't recall him mentioning the clap clinic. I do recall him boasting about rattling Kate Moss... Someone else mentioned Christina Hendricks - a good shout, however she's been nobbed by RHCP singer Anthony Kiedis - who admits himself he's been riddled with disease, due to IV drug use and promiscuity - including literally bumming girls. Not libellous it's all in his book - another bored Hobson's choice read. Edited November 17, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 4 hours ago, Mr Grey said: I bet in the buff they both look top, I'd do Princess Kate before Meghan, theres no way badly Wills is satisfying her. Why doesn't he just get a number zero? He looks ridiculous. If you think she's unsatisfied you should do a 'Clubber Lang at Rocky's statue unveiling' and pitch up at one of their public engagements. Loudly besmirch his sexual prowess then proposition the Duchess. She might take you on - or baldy might agree to a fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 She's not even posh. I've heard her family are gypsy. Run a fairground ride and sell party stuff - balloons, paper plates, napkins etc. on the side. I think she's a beard tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickyTrotter Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 60s. Andie MacDowell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 She's in her 60's? Fuck I feel owd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 44 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: I couldn't hit a Royal, but I'd shag his missus, and tbh she would be well chuffed because I'm a catch and he is one fow bastard, nice fella like, I mean him no harm, but he's punching, proper punching. I'm even happy to wear tweed with leather elbow sleeves, ride a horse (no hunting though, that's for toff cunts!) and play a bit of polo before I pop one in her hole.  I’d shag his Mrs whilst listening to a medley of The Smiths, Sex Pistols and John Lennon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted November 17, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 17, 2020 30 Lily James 40 Winslet 50 Aniston and Tess 60 Rita Wilson....a scream in mamma mia  Any of them could go to the chippy for me  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green genie Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 50s Salma Hayek 60s Sussana Hoffs 70s Debbie Harry Every one else thought were 40s are older and cant dislodge Hayek. God I feel old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, green genie said: 50s Salma Hayek God yes, she is stunning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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