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Youri McAnespie

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5 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Nigella, has she been mentioned, got to be in her 50's and she is looking damn good, and she can cook.

I would lick chocolate sauce of her clout all day long 🤪

@Pablo once said he’d eat maltesers out of Fizz from Coronation street arse Never left my mind that 

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@Not in Crawley

Katy Perry was once the consort of Russell Brand.

She's probably riddled with syphilis.

Due to the serial shagger infecting her - poor girl.

I'd disagree but I remember a poster once admiring the body of Holly Willoughby but adding "she's a face like a spak" 😀

 

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12 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

@Not in Crawley

Katy Perry was once the consort of Russell Brand.

She's probably riddled with syphilis.

Due to the serial shagger infecting her - poor girl.

I'd disagree but I remember a poster once admiring the body of Holly Willoughby but adding "she's a face like a spak" 😀

 

Nah, clean as a whistle. Don't be slating my Katy.

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3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Nah, clean as a whistle. Don't be slating my Katy.

They were married - I doubt he was using connies...

They were apart a lot and, loathe him or hate him, his notoriety for being priapic is well documented - as is the readiness of his female fans to whip their knickers off for him, at the drop of a.. erm, knickers.

He's probably a one-man STD clinic waiting room.

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Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

They were married - I doubt he was using connies...

They were apart a lot and, loathe him or hate him, his notoriety for being priapic is well documented - as is the readiness of his female fans to whip their knickers off for him, at the drop of a.. erm, knickers.

He's probably a one-man STD clinic waiting room.

Oddly, and I don't know why I know this, but he got tested weekly at the height of his shagging.

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How the fuck did you get that info about Brand?

I can remember when I went.

I was dating a really clean (beautiful) girl, and to be frank, I'd been with some scrubbers - post break-up with another girl. So wanted to get the all clear.

Anyhow I asked two mates who were old hands what I should expect.

They said "well they shove a swab down your jap"

"What? Like a cotton bud?"

"Yeah"

Night before I had a trial run with a Johnson + Johnson bud until the pain forced me to abort.

My 'mates' when I retold this tale, found it hilarious - pair of bastards.

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Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

How the fuck did you get that info?

I can remember when I went.

I was dating a really clean (beautiful) girl, and to be frank, I'd been with some scrubbers - post break-up with another girl. So wanted to get the all clear.

Anyhow I asked two mates who were old hands what I should expect.

They said "well they shove a swab down your jap"

"What? Like a cotton bud?"

"Yeah"

Night before I had a trial run with a Johnson + Johnson bud until the pain forced me to abort.

My 'mates' when I retold this tale, found it hilarious - pair of bastards.

I remember, soccer am, or was it my booky wook. God knows why I've read that.

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I read both his books out of boredom when staying at a book poor house.

Don't recall him mentioning the clap clinic.

I do recall him boasting about rattling Kate Moss...

Someone else mentioned Christina Hendricks - a good shout, however she's been nobbed by RHCP singer Anthony Kiedis - who admits himself he's been riddled with disease, due to IV drug use and promiscuity - including literally bumming girls. Not libellous it's all in his book - another bored Hobson's choice read.

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4 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

I bet in the buff they both look top, I'd do Princess Kate before Meghan, theres no way badly Wills is satisfying her.

Why doesn't he just get a number zero? He looks ridiculous.

If you think she's unsatisfied you should do a 'Clubber Lang at Rocky's statue unveiling' and pitch up at one of their public engagements.

Loudly besmirch his sexual prowess then proposition the Duchess.

She might take you on - or baldy might agree to a fight.

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44 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

I couldn't hit a Royal, but I'd shag his missus, and tbh she would be well chuffed because I'm a catch and he is one fow bastard, nice fella like, I mean him no harm, but he's punching, proper punching.

I'm even happy to wear tweed with leather elbow sleeves, ride a horse (no hunting though, that's for toff cunts!) and play a bit of polo before I pop one in her hole.

 

I’d shag his Mrs whilst listening to a medley of The Smiths, Sex Pistols and John Lennon

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