Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: I remember, soccer am, or was it my booky wook. God knows why I've read that. Hang on, let’s rewind, Russell Brand called his book, a Booky wook Fancy giving me another reason to want to kick the filthy looking twat square in the cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, Rudy said: Hang on, let’s rewind, Russell Brand called his book, a Booky wook Fancy giving me another reason to want to kick the filthy looking twat square in the cunt Apart from his awful voice and general demeanor, he looks like a fucking starved yeti. How on earth some lovely ladies have allowed him to furrow his seed in them is beyond my feeble mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 'My Booky Wook' It mainly details how he was an incorrigible alcy and drug addict. You could probably read it cover to cover in two hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) 36 minutes ago, green genie said: 50s Salma Hayek 60s Sussana Hoffs 70s Debbie Harry Every one else thought were 40s are older and cant dislodge Hayek. God I feel old That dance of her's in 'From Dusk 'Til Dawn' is burned into my retinas... I'll probably replay it on my deathbed. Her jiggling about in geeky glasses in 'Dogma' too... 😍 Mentioned Susannah Hoffs earlier - another top shout. Edited November 17, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: 'My Booky Wook' It mainly details how he was an incorrigible alcy and drug addict. You could probably read it cover to cover in two hours. Hopefully it’s like war and peace and I could beat him with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 fucking hell ,no way would i have put Susannah Hoffs in the 60s gorgeous lady , had some new music out with Travis last month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) @Rudy Oh aye - there's also an account of his estranged dad taking him to Bangkok or somewhere on 'business' and getting him a local brass for the night for his 17th... I don't mind him - he's southern, they're pretty much all wankers. Think he gets stick because girls and wimmin chuck themselves at him. And he's a gobshite. Edited November 17, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted November 18, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 18, 2020 How old would JonBenét Ramsey be now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 18, 2020 Author Share Posted November 18, 2020 Had to google. You sick fucker. 😐 She'd be 30. One for the 'deceased' section? Assuming she'd lived of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 18, 2020 Author Share Posted November 18, 2020 Unsolved - rubbish American coppers, too busy shooting fleeing black blokes in the back. It was probably her dad you m0ngs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Not much BAME representation on here. Shame on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted November 18, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 18, 2020 32 minutes ago, gonzo said: Not much BAME representation on here. Shame on you. Black don't crack It's a totally different game 20 - Halle Berry 30 - Halle Berry 40 - Halle Berry 50 - Halle Berry 60 - Rusty Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 18, 2020 Author Share Posted November 18, 2020 (edited) 19 hours ago, Rudy said: Not arsed about Maria. Sarah Platt I’d love to play hide the sausage with Missed this, you're younger than me, Rudy...I still remember the 'gymslip mum' storyline - only because my missus at the time watched it and bought tabloids by the handful. She's nae tits - nice legs but nae tits. And a face that still, in her 30's looks 15. If she had a shaven haven I'm afraid I'd do an about turn and go to sign myself onto the sex offenders' register. Edit: She's 37 ffs...She could put a school uniform on and walk into a school unchallenged. Unless... That's a 'joke' - she's a grown woman not too younger than me - and I always preferred the French Maid look, Tina - if you're reading. Edited November 18, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Bame- Beyonce all day long. Id let her crush my skull to a pulp with those thighs. Maya Jama is ridiculous as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 14 hours ago, Rudy said: @Pablo once said he’d eat maltesers out of Fizz from Coronation street arse Never left my mind that I now need a wank..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 18, 2020 Members Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 minute ago, gonzo said: Bame- Beyonce all day long. Id let her crush my skull to a pulp with those thighs. Maya Jama is ridiculous as well. Maya is something else, I’d throw Jorja Smith in there as well. 20 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Missed this, you're younger than me, Rudy...I still remember the 'gymslip mum' storyline - only because my missus at the time watched it and bought tabloids by the handful. She's nae tits - nice legs but nae tits. And a face that still, in her 30's looks 15. If she had a shaven haven I'm afraid I'd do an about turn and go to sign myself onto the sex offenders' register. Edit: She's 37 ffs...She could put a school uniform on and walk into a school unchallenged. Unless... That's a 'joke' - she's a grown woman not too younger than me - and I always preferred the French Maid look, Tina - if you're reading. Oh I dunno Clark I reckon shes mucky as well, like licking your balloon knot like an anteater kidna mucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Bethany platt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 18, 2020 Members Share Posted November 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said: Bethany platt? Risky google search that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 18, 2020 Author Share Posted November 18, 2020 @Rudy Had she had a sprog by then? That and some chicken fillets and push up bra..? She's bonny but even at 37 she'd make me feel a nonce - her face is too young-looking... 60+ has an addition - a SEB's mum, Janet Ellis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 18, 2020 Members Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: @Rudy Had she had a sprog by then? That and some chicken fillets and push up bra..? She's bonny but even at 37 she'd make me feel a nonce - her face is too young-looking... 60+ has an addition - a SEB's mum, Janet Ellis. I reckon so going off other evidence. She looks like the sort of bird who would carry a bit of chub well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 18, 2020 Author Share Posted November 18, 2020 Staring at that photo like a pervert, I think you've swayed me over to Tina, Rudy. The lucky girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 18, 2020 Members Share Posted November 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Staring at that photo like a pervert, I think you've swayed me over to Tina, Rudy. The lucky girl. I was strictly a Gail man myself Youri, I mean how could you not be, but our Tina is coming up the rear, so to speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted November 18, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 18, 2020 Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard was bloody gorgeous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 18, 2020 Author Share Posted November 18, 2020 Don't Rudy - like Lemon Party that fried eggs on a sunlounger image is never far from a click of being posted by a sadist colleague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted November 18, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 18, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Winchester White said: Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard was bloody gorgeous. Would you spoon turds out of her drug ridden constipated arse, like bobby brown did? Edited November 18, 2020 by ZicoKelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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