Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted November 21, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 21, 2020 That Scott-Lee bird from Steps, she is meant to be muck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted November 21, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 21, 2020 she would need to try hard, tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted November 21, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 21, 2020 Keira Knightley. Simple beauty.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted November 21, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 21, 2020 Would anyone suck Michelle Obama's cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted November 21, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Biggish Dave said: Would anyone suck Michelle Obama's cock? sweep/garp combo, casino says it's on porn hub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 21, 2020 Members Share Posted November 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said: Would anyone suck Michelle Obama's cock? Not again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Stacey Slater ice skater and Cat, would you? Or what about a foursome with that old Slater bird Jean....Sausage surrrpriise  Kat slater or even mo slater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 21, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 21, 2020 Princess Diana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted November 22, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 22, 2020 Fuck me chaps, raise the standards. LACEY TURNER Michelle keegan - lezz off with these 2. I'd rather tongue a cream pie from Turner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 Other posters have mentioned it, as have I - but I'm never surprised how many good-looking girls hoover up bugle like they're a member of Primal Scream on tour... Michelle Keegan? She's plastic fantastic, had so much work done her mam wouldn't recognise her, same goes for babechannel girl and Pennant's missus Alice Goodwin. It's fraud - and they were both bonny in the first place. Keegan as a Manc girl next door. Goodwin of Nuts/Zoo looked demure now favvers a Vegas pole dancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 30's - Michelle Moist. A DJ - but also a porn star, had a chat with her once, she was a laugh and knew loads about music. I went home and googled her stage name... First result was her getting bummed by a lad with a cock like a tree trunk. I went off her - but she was beautiful in the flesh, could do better than porn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 22, 2020 Members Share Posted November 22, 2020 Keira Knightley get to fuck, you can sEe her cheekbones, ribs and shes Sounds like a royal Kat Slater now we’re talking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 She actually favvers a cat. Or a vampire. Been shagged by Shane Ritchie? I'm out. Victoria Coren was a dream in my twenties - then I saw a photo of her before her fame, red hair dressed like Robert Smith of The Cure - all in black, bovver boots and about 13 stone. Never saw her in the same light since. I also liked Daisy Donovan as thinking man's crumpet in the same period - but she's not been on telly in years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: 30's - Michelle Moist. A DJ - but also a porn star, had a chat with her once, she was a laugh and knew loads about music. I went home and googled her stage name... First result was her getting bummed by a lad with a cock like a tree trunk. I went off her - but she was beautiful in the flesh, could do better than porn... Fuck me, Favvers a tranny - I’m sure he used to have a window round in Tonge Moor. Used to be known as Chamois Shaun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 @Burndens Bogs It's not the best picture - only one conforming to site rules I could find. She's live on Xpanded babe channel this very minute. Freeview channel 678. Dunno which side on cable etc. Switch over and then tell me she's tranny-esque. She's faf but essentially a brass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 11 hours ago, Biggish Dave said: That Scott-Lee bird from Steps, she is meant to be muck I remember some unchivalrous cad giving the full sp on how filthy she was in a sunday tabloid during their heyday. I'm sure he detailed boning her in a wedding dress (her, not him) in the bogs on the set of a video shoot. What a bastard - on many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 22, 2020 Members Share Posted November 22, 2020 With ant and dec being back on telly I got to thinking about an old wank bank inhabitant Miss Cat Deeley. In her SMTV days I honestly was obsessed with her, I imagined A&D have ploughed her like a rotisserie chicken but I thought I wonder what she’s up to these days so off to google I went. Disgusted to find out that Unfunny Irish Man Patrick Kielty has been poking her, fuck knows how but I also found out that Cat has a album of nudies on the internet so naturally I did some research, slight underwhelmed but still would, well not anymore considering that Twat Kielty has been in it  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 That Catalina off ginger bollocks Evans TFI Friday - maybe before your time Rudy. She was something else back then - she has not aged well. 😕 Kielty is unfunny and munchen I believe - but he had a f*cked up upbringing. Dad got killed in 'The Troubles' I read once - maybe he deserves Cat Deeley. I'll have a look and report back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 Oh dear - I thought she'd have bigger tits. I'd have bet my house she'd have been fully shaved an' all. Cuffs don't match the collar either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted November 22, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 22, 2020 Cat Deeley was lovely. Very unhappy with that pic though Rudy. Bet she's devastated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 Re: Ant and Dec - my late brother-in-law's sister (good handful) alledges that whilst on holiday in Thailand - she was in one of those tranny cabaret bars and the geordie twosome were there... She reckons their eyes were popping out and tongues were hanging out as they leered at the 'girls' who were performing. Alledgedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 15 hours ago, Winchester White said: Sheridan, forgot about her. She is filth. I bet her arse is like Joanna Lumley's  Like a squeezy ketchup bottle? Too many dusted nobs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 22, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 22, 2020 55 minutes ago, Rudy said: With ant and dec being back on telly I got to thinking about an old wank bank inhabitant Miss Cat Deeley. In her SMTV days I honestly was obsessed with her, I imagined A&D have ploughed her like a rotisserie chicken but I thought I wonder what she’s up to these days so off to google I went. Disgusted to find out that Unfunny Irish Man Patrick Kielty has been poking her, fuck knows how but I also found out that Cat has a album of nudies on the internet so naturally I did some research, slight underwhelmed but still would, well not anymore considering that Twat Kielty has been in it  I’d trim her pubes and eat them on a cracker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted November 22, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 22, 2020 Huey from Fun Lovin Criminals has been with Cat Deeley as well Never did it for me, her facial features always looked like they were trying to run away from each other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 I would make her shave, Deeley. Stick them in a baked potato with a bit of brie. Disappointing though - even though saying "no" would practically make you Christopher Biggins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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