crawshawbooth Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Embankment is going to be after you lot besmirching his beloved Diana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Beware the windmill , but to be honest he should have slowed up by now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted November 22, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Rudy said: Diana was deffo a bush woman a little strawberry blonde triangle, resembling the bottom of a shredded wheat packet Back in Charles time she would have had a massive Bush, one that almost poked out the top of her knickers right back to her arse. When she was shagging Dodi she would have been as smooth as a sphinx cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 I am telling you all ,wind your necks in before he comes looking for a straightener you have been warned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 22, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 22, 2020 I’m not besmirching her Im saying that I’d gladly have let her shit in my shoes Amazing woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted November 22, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Spider said: I’m not besmirching her Im saying that I’d gladly have let her shit in my shoes Amazing woman Quite. You know how some women you just know have a fanny like a over filled nightbar kebab? Well Lady Di doesn't. Although I have been known to be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 22, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, Winchester White said: Quite. You know how some women you just know have a fanny like a over filled nightbar kebab? Well Lady Di doesn't. Although I have been known to be wrong. Di’s minge would be a perfect Example of vulval architecture. parting it would have been like opening a rose-scented, lightly oiled truffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 22, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 22, 2020 Just now, Mr Grey said: Polka dot minge, Charlie had no chance with them ears. In reality it was the 80's and 90's and she would have had a proper granny Bush. Candy floss pubes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 22, 2020 Members Share Posted November 22, 2020 23 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Polka dot minge, Charlie had no chance with them ears. In reality it was the 80's and 90's and she would have had a proper granny Bush. Keep going I’m almost there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted November 22, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 22, 2020 How the fuck you old fuckers on here dealt with the overgrowth is beyond me. Nothing wrong with keeping a bit but those who can't even be arsed to clear their undercarriage are just fucking lazy. And likely stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 22, 2020 Members Share Posted November 22, 2020 Just now, Mr Grey said: Big fat dirty scraggly granny minge🤪 DIRTY DIANA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 I spoke to Princess Di when she came to Bolton Hospice around 1993. Brazilian......thank me later 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 How the fuck have I forgotten Rachel Weisz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted November 23, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2020 50 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: How the fuck have I forgotten Rachel Weisz? Good call NiC! She is lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Winchester White said: Good call NiC! She is lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 23, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: I’d install a hook on the end of my penis so that once I was in her, only police dogs could drag me back out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Spider, come back to bed, honey..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 23, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Spider, come back to bed, honey..... absolute perfection I bet she smells like Brexit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 23, 2020 Members Share Posted November 23, 2020 Definite bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 23, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Rudy said: Definite bush She could have Don King’s head peeping over the top of her knickers and I’d still dive in at full pelt Edited November 23, 2020 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 On 22/11/2020 at 13:02, Rudy said: Love a bit of bush on a lass THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Aisling Bea, another cracker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Spider said: I bet she smells like Brexit Old farts and fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 23, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2020 Just now, SatanGreavsie said: Old farts and fish? 😁 werthers originals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 21 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Aisling Bea, another cracker. She is a cracker, I'd crawl a mile over broken glass just to have a sniff of her used tampon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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