Not in Crawley 417 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 I think this is my idea of heaven Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dimron 51 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: You are one sick man 😃 They are female carbon copies of 'I can't sweat' Andrew. Princess Meghan - I'd ruin her. She'd leave ginger bollocks in a heartbeat... I was going to ask about Royals... who's up for Charlie's missus? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Grey 682 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: You are one sick man 😃 They are female carbon copies of 'I can't sweat' Andrew. Princess Meghan - I'd ruin her. She'd leave ginger bollocks in a heartbeat... I bet in the buff they both look top, I'd do Princess Kate before Meghan, theres no way badly Wills is satisfying her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Grey 682 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Just now, Dimron said: I was going to ask about Royals... who's up for Charlie's missus? I'd do her just to tell me mates I've fucked Charlie's bird 😁 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dimron 51 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Got to be done Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boogs 76 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 18 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said: Talking of corrie burds - that May Foote is a tidy hound Oh yes, definitely. Sat behind her on a plane a few year ago, the Mrs was laughing at me cos she knew exactly what I was thinking when we seen her walk on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudy 1,055 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 24 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: I think this is my idea of heaven Is that Noel Fielding on the right? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boogs 76 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, boogs said: Oh yes, definitely. Sat behind her on a plane a few year ago, the Mrs was laughing at me cos she knew exactly what I was thinking when we seen her walk on. Thinking about it, I should probably rephrase that. If she (the Mrs) knew EXACTLY what I was thinking she'd of been disgusted 😁 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boogs 76 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 40 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: I think this is my idea of heaven Looks like yon mon in the striped shirt is thinking similar thoughts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Grey 682 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Nigella, has she been mentioned, got to be in her 50's and she is looking damn good, and she can cook. I would lick chocolate sauce of her clout all day long 🤪 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudy 1,055 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Nigella, has she been mentioned, got to be in her 50's and she is looking damn good, and she can cook. I would lick chocolate sauce of her clout all day long 🤪 @Pablo once said he’d eat maltesers out of Fizz from Coronation street arse Never left my mind that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Biggish Dave 505 Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Nigella, has she been mentioned, got to be in her 50's and she is looking damn good, and she can cook. I would lick chocolate sauce of her clout all day long 🤪 Yep, she’s on my 60’s list. She is 60 or 61 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Grey 682 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 23 minutes ago, Rudy said: @Pablo once said he’d eat maltesers out of Fizz from Coronation street arse Never left my mind that Wont leave my mind now, thanks for that Rudy 😁 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Grey 682 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said: Yep, she’s on my 60’s list. She is 60 or 61 Fuck! I'd attempt to ruin that and have a piece of her Arctic Roll later Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fester58 42 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 20 emily atack 30 holly willougby 40 ranvir singh 50 sophie raworth 70 helen mirren Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Youri McAnespie 738 Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) @Not in Crawley Katy Perry was once the consort of Russell Brand. She's probably riddled with syphilis. Due to the serial shagger infecting her - poor girl. I'd disagree but I remember a poster once admiring the body of Holly Willoughby but adding "she's a face like a spak" 😀 Edited November 17, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Steejay 348 Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 This fuckin thread...🙄 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudy 1,055 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 27 minutes ago, fester58 said: 20 emily atack 30 holly willougby 40 ranvir singh 50 sophie raworth 70 helen mirren Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radcliffewhite1 621 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 33 minutes ago, fester58 said: 20 emily atack 30 holly willougby 40 ranvir singh 50 sophie raworth 70 helen mirren Ranvir singh good shout Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Youri McAnespie 738 Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 @Steejay Oi, cheek. I'm g/l's answer to Brad Pitt. I only go out with 'fit' girls/women. It's all good. Until they discover what an awful human being I am. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Biggish Dave 505 Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Rudy said: Splendid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Not in Crawley 417 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: @Not in Crawley Katy Perry was once the consort of Russell Brand. She's probably riddled with syphilis. Due to the serial shagger infecting her - poor girl. I'd disagree but I remember a poster once admiring the body of Holly Willoughby but adding "she's a face like a spak" 😀 Nah, clean as a whistle. Don't be slating my Katy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Youri McAnespie 738 Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 Atack, great stuff - but what are they thinking, in the public eye and taking photos and sticking them in 'the cloud' or worse letting a sleazeball film them sucking cock, yes, you Kym Marsh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Youri McAnespie 738 Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Nah, clean as a whistle. Don't be slating my Katy. They were married - I doubt he was using connies... They were apart a lot and, loathe him or hate him, his notoriety for being priapic is well documented - as is the readiness of his female fans to whip their knickers off for him, at the drop of a.. erm, knickers. He's probably a one-man STD clinic waiting room. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Not in Crawley 417 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: They were married - I doubt he was using connies... They were apart a lot and, loathe him or hate him, his notoriety for being priapic is well documented - as is the readiness of his female fans to whip their knickers off for him, at the drop of a.. erm, knickers. He's probably a one-man STD clinic waiting room. Oddly, and I don't know why I know this, but he got tested weekly at the height of his shagging. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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