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[Mr Grey 676]

BAME

40's Shelley Conn

Was in mistresses, programme about 10 years ago, also starred Sarah Parish and Orla Brady both in their 50's, and you definitely would.

[Youri McAnespie 726]

19 hours ago, Rudy said:

Not arsed about Maria. Sarah Platt I’d love to play hide the sausage with

Missed this, you're younger than me, Rudy...I still remember the 'gymslip mum' storyline - only because my missus at the time watched it and bought tabloids by the handful.

She's nae tits - nice legs but nae tits.

And a face that still, in her 30's looks 15.

If she had a shaven haven I'm afraid I'd do an about turn and go to sign myself onto the sex offenders' register.

Edit: She's 37 ffs...She could put a school uniform on and walk into a school unchallenged.

Unless...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's a 'joke' - she's a grown woman not too younger than me - and I always preferred the French Maid look, Tina - if you're reading.

Edited November 18, 2020 by Youri McAnespie

[gonzo 2,977]

Bame-

Beyonce all day long. Id let her crush my skull to a pulp with those thighs.

Maya Jama is ridiculous as well. 

[Pablo 232]

14 hours ago, Rudy said:

@Pablo once said he’d eat maltesers out of Fizz from Coronation street arse Never left my mind that 

 

I now need a wank.....

[Rudy 1,042]

1 minute ago, gonzo said:

Bame-

Beyonce all day long. Id let her crush my skull to a pulp with those thighs.

Maya Jama is ridiculous as well. 

Maya is something else, I’d throw Jorja Smith in there as well.

20 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Missed this, you're younger than me, Rudy...I still remember the 'gymslip mum' storyline - only because my missus at the time watched it and bought tabloids by the handful.

She's nae tits - nice legs but nae tits.

And a face that still, in her 30's looks 15.

If she had a shaven haven I'm afraid I'd do an about turn and go to sign myself onto the sex offenders' register.

Edit: She's 37 ffs...She could put a school uniform on and walk into a school unchallenged.

Unless...

That's a 'joke' - she's a grown woman not too younger than me - and I always preferred the French Maid look, Tina - if you're reading.

Oh I dunno Clark

I reckon shes mucky as well, like licking your balloon knot like an anteater kidna mucky

[radcliffewhite1 620]

Bethany platt? 

[Rudy 1,042]

2 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Bethany platt? 

Risky google search that 

[Youri McAnespie 726]

@Rudy

Had she had a sprog by then?

That and some chicken fillets and push up bra..?

She's bonny but even at 37 she'd make me feel a nonce - her face is too young-looking...

60+ has an addition - a SEB's mum, Janet Ellis.

[Rudy 1,042]

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

@Rudy

Had she had a sprog by then?

That and some chicken fillets and push up bra..?

She's bonny but even at 37 she'd make me feel a nonce - her face is too young-looking...

60+ has an addition - a SEB's mum, Janet Ellis.

I reckon so going off other evidence. She looks like the sort of bird who would carry a bit of chub well

[Youri McAnespie 726]

Staring at that photo like a pervert, I think you've swayed me over to Tina, Rudy.

The lucky girl.

[Rudy 1,042]

4 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Staring at that photo like a pervert, I think you've swayed me over to Tina, Rudy.

The lucky girl.

I was strictly a Gail man myself Youri, I mean how could you not be, but our Tina is coming up the rear, so to speak 

[Winchester White 254]

Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard was bloody gorgeous.

[Youri McAnespie 726]

Don't Rudy - like Lemon Party that fried eggs on a sunlounger image is never far from a click of being posted by a sadist colleague.

[ZicoKelly 1,733]

4 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard was bloody gorgeous.

Would you spoon turds out of her drug ridden constipated arse, like bobby brown did?

Edited November 18, 2020 by ZicoKelly

[Youri McAnespie 726]

2 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard was bloody gorgeous.

Serge Gainsbrough of 'Je T'aime' fame, in her presence - openly declared he wanted to fuck her, said in french, on a talk show.

Karyn Parsons off 'The Fresh Prince...'

[Youri McAnespie 726]

2 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

Would you spoon turds out of her drug ridden constipated arse, like bobby brown did?

He had a bad rap - according to sources she turned him onto being a junkie. Not t'other way round.

[Rudy 1,042]

5 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

Would you spoon turds out of her drug ridden constipated arse, like bobby brown did?

 

[Youri McAnespie 726]

Pam Grier in 'Fort Apache - The Bronx'...

She portrayed a murderous prostitute - but the first time I saw it (probably 8-ish, my parents let me watch owt) I thought a razor-blade in the neck would be worth it.

I was sexualised at an early age 😐

Found a stash of hardcore scan mags when I was about seven.

Never looked back.

[radcliffewhite1 620]

47 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Risky google search that 

Be reet sure she’s 20 just 

[Not in Crawley 411]

Forgot an addition to my 50's list - PJ Harvey. I think that's beyond a crush, she's just ace.

[Not in Crawley 411]

Just too fucking cool

[Rudy 1,042]

1 hour ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Be reet sure she’s 20 just 

24 

Happy days 

[Winchester White 254]

1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Serge Gainsbrough of 'Je T'aime' fame, in her presence - openly declared he wanted to fuck her, said in french, on a talk show.

Karyn Parsons off 'The Fresh Prince...'

You have lost me pal?

[DazBob 1,058]

2 hours ago, Rudy said:

I was strictly a Gail man myself Youri, I mean how could you not be, but our Tina is coming up the rear, so to speak 

What about a mother/daughter combo creampie cleanup?

[Winchester White 254]

1 hour ago, ZicoKelly said:

Would you spoon turds out of her drug ridden constipated arse, like bobby brown did?

Interesting pastime.