athywhite1958 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 I;ve worked in prisons since 1987 and I could not do time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted November 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2020 (edited) I did my part putting fires out during the Strangeways riots. I almost got stabbed when a knife attached to a broom handle came poking out of the window I was putting water into. I don’t think I could do time either. Edited November 19, 2020 by MickyD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 19, 2020 Members Share Posted November 19, 2020 Is the day one rule still going up to the biggest meanest looking prisoner and shagging him to assert your dominance ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted November 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Rudy said: Is the day one rule still going up to the biggest meanest looking prisoner and shagging him to assert your dominance ? Obviously. Here’s a training video which should help keep your arsehole virginal... (I’m making an assumption here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackleywhite Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: I've got a hankering for a BACON barm this morning. Probably nip to this truck nearby. Really got a taste for bacon today. Have you? Not mentioned it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 36 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: I;ve worked in prisons since 1987 and I could not do time I've worked as a builder in prisons and care homes and I know where I'd prefer to end up and its not the place stinking of piss. If I end up on my own and unwanted I'll go out and wipe out as many granny rapists and scumbags as I can then tell the judge to lock me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Bought premium Krispy Kreme donuts at tesco before and scanned them as the original glazed ones Could have been a 10 stretch if rumbled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, Bigtoe said: Bought premium Krispy Kreme donuts at tesco before and scanned them as the original glazed ones Could have been a 10 stretch if rumbled https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/officer-may-be-sacked-for-sticking-7p-carrot-barcode-on-krispy-kreme-doughnuts-box-12134500 Should have stuck a 7p whoopsie sticker on it like the bacon do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted November 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2020 39 minutes ago, Bigtoe said: Bought premium Krispy Kreme donuts at tesco before and scanned them as the original glazed ones Could have been a 10 stretch if rumbled ha ha! Reminds me of the trip to Arsenal for the FA Cup replay. Me and wife had been invited to fill two spaces in a mini-bus from Rocket. Shoplifting all way down. Me and wife buying snacks, choccy, crisps, etc., and insisting on receipts. What a trip though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 19, 2020 Members Share Posted November 19, 2020 My mam out a pack of pampers on the bottom of the Pram when shopping with r kid, she had a basket in one hand abs pushing the pram, she got to the till abs forgot about the nappies, got all the way home then realised. She is absolutely mortified if you bring it up now it was like 22 years ago 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainmed Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr Grey said: I did time once, or it felt like it, stayed with a bird for 13 years that I didnt particularly like. That's not unusual, very common in fact these days and getting more so. Most men i know go through a hen-pecked, tedious existence. Frightened to do anything about it, for fear of either being alone or worried about what people & society would think. Anyway back to the subject, there must be a few ex-jailbirds on here surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, captainmed said: That's not unusual, very common in fact these days and getting more so. Most men i know go through a hen-pecked, tedious existence. Frightened to do anything about it, for fear of either being alone or worried about what people & society would think. Anyway back to the subject, there must be a few ex-jailbirds on here surely? Took me 10 years. Funnily enough, never been in trouble with the police. I did get stopped one tine leaving Kent's mansion on Halliwell at stupid time in the morning after a day on speed and loads of weed after playing some odd gig in Northamptonshire. Was a bumbling, paranoid wreck. Thankfully they were astute to ascertain I was completely harmless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Why the fuck would anyone who has been to prison feel the need to tell the whole world on here just because some random WUM has asked the question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2020 27 minutes ago, DazBob said: Why the fuck would anyone who has been to prison feel the need to tell the whole world on here just because some random WUM has asked the question? Might find it a big relief. Might be useful for others to share some knowledge of German. A matter of choice though, no one has to say anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderer1984 Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 58 minutes ago, DazBob said: Why the fuck would anyone who has been to prison feel the need to tell the whole world on here just because some random WUM has asked the question? Are you having a bad day Dazzy? Feel free to let loose on here 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said: Are you having a bad day Dazzy? Feel free to let loose on here 👍 Not at all Cheers, Dazzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 12 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: 'Kin ell - stinks of bacon reading this. Probably next door grilling bacon. THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 3 hours ago, Rudy said: Is the day one rule still going up to the biggest meanest looking prisoner and shagging him to assert your dominance ? yes Little Whitt is the mummy come hear big black barry and suck mummys cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 19, 2020 Members Share Posted November 19, 2020 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 13 minutes ago, little whitt said: yes Little Whitt is the mummy come hear big black barry and suck mummys cock Never fails to raise a smile by lowering the tone. Love you, Whitt xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted November 19, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2020 41 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said: Are you having a bad day Dazzy? Feel free to let loose on here 👍 To be fair, Dazzy has been ‘letting loose’ on here for quite a while. I reckon he’s more likely to respond to a post he agrees with or disagrees with than he is to your attempt at goading a response. Just saying like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 2 hours ago, DazBob said: Why the fuck would anyone who has been to prison feel the need to tell the whole world on here just because some random WUM has asked the question? He's not a random - we all know him, it's Bill I think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 45 minutes ago, little whitt said: yes Little Whitt is the mummy come hear big black barry and suck mummys cock I'd love to read your tales from Germany Mein Kampf by little whitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: He's not a random - we all know him, it's Bill I think... Old Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 That's the bloke, Traf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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