Site Supporter MickyD Posted November 24, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 24, 2020 Morrison’s in Harwood are giving away free turkeys to anyone who can run quicker than the security guard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 If it’s owt like it was in there yesterday then it’s a bigger challenge getting past the old biddies clogging up the entrance/exit with their trolleys whilst they have a natter. 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 (edited) 58 minutes ago, MickyD said: Morrison’s in Harwood are giving away free turkeys to anyone who can run quicker than the security guard. How many did you manage to carry, by the way?? 😁 Edited November 24, 2020 by boogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Same where I live... I enjoy watching the Spanish Sherry 200 yds Sprint. Could make the Olympics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 LiDL in Newton Heath I could sit there all day for entertainment watching the attempted alcohol thieving going on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Mate of mine used to work security at Aldi. Said you could always spot the ones that were gonna try to have something off, as I'm sure we all could, but the one that nearly got away from him was some 80 odd year old dear that was inches from the door when she couldn't take the weight of the 10 bottles of whisky she'd stashed in a bag and they started clinking as she struggled. Takes all sorts I suppose 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted November 24, 2020 Members Share Posted November 24, 2020 7 hours ago, boogs said: If it’s owt like it was in there yesterday then it’s a bigger challenge getting past the old biddies clogging up the entrance/exit with their trolleys whilst they have a natter. 😡 Its like Cocoon in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 24, 2020 Members Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 hour ago, boogs said: Mate of mine used to work security at Aldi. Said you could always spot the ones that were gonna try to have something off, as I'm sure we all could, but the one that nearly got away from him was some 80 odd year old dear that was inches from the door when she couldn't take the weight of the 10 bottles of whisky she'd stashed in a bag and they started clinking as she struggled. Takes all sorts I suppose 😂 One of our weekend security lads does security at Aldi he says it’s a great gig, you can spot them a mile off, walk in with no basket l or trolley, walk up abs down every aisle then spend ages eyeing up the booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted November 24, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Its like Cocoon in there. You villagers shouldnt be in our shops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted November 24, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 24, 2020 Fookin hell. I'm so naive. Been paying so much, should be wearing my trainers more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted November 24, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 24, 2020 Saw someone in a wheelchair get stopped by security just outside Aldi yesterday, not sure how I felt about it, the bloke was outside the shop , the security guard came out and called him back , the bloke in the chair shouted” fuck off you I’ve not nicked owt “ now ordinarily I suppose there’d be a scuffle or an attempted detainment, I’m not sure even what powers store security have outside a shop to stop and search? But anyway, the security guard just grabbed the wheelchair handles , turned him around and pushed him back in the shop and started searching his bags, while another member of staff held the back of the wheel chair to stop him moving much to the blokes annoyance. could be a well known thief, but I did feel a bit sorry that he couldn’t even make half an attempt to escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 8 minutes ago, fatolive said: Saw someone in a wheelchair get stopped by security just outside Aldi yesterday, not sure how I felt about it, the bloke was outside the shop , the security guard came out and called him back , the bloke in the chair shouted” fuck off you I’ve not nicked owt “ now ordinarily I suppose there’d be a scuffle or an attempted detainment, I’m not sure even what powers store security have outside a shop to stop and search? But anyway, the security guard just grabbed the wheelchair handles , turned him around and pushed him back in the shop and started searching his bags, while another member of staff held the back of the wheel chair to stop him moving much to the blokes annoyance. could be a well known thief, but I did feel a bit sorry that he couldn’t even make half an attempt to escape. Like a scene from Phoenix Nights that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted November 24, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 24, 2020 my thoughts too But peter kay died years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Mrs Manc got pulled a few years ago at the local Tesco for supposedly nicking a £1 birthday card amongst a £50 shop It didn’t end well for the security guard or store manager 😂 The cunts ignore the scutters stripping the shelves bare who might be a bit of a problem and go for the “soft” target. Well dressed professional looking woman in decent attire. Oh how we laughed when she unleashed the four horsemen of the apocalypse on them with her bad fucking attitude and her potty mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted November 24, 2020 Members Share Posted November 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Casino said: You villagers shouldnt be in our shops Its shit anyway. Only nipped in on my dinner break before this covid shite and I was allowed to 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 The supermarkets all say they won't risk their staff by enforcing mask wearing but it's a bit different if you try to nick their stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 One costs them money one doesn’t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted November 25, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 25, 2020 On 24/11/2020 at 12:23, boogs said: If it’s owt like it was in there yesterday then it’s a bigger challenge getting past the old biddies clogging up the entrance/exit with their trolleys whilst they have a natter. 😡 And lighting a tab, half a step out of the door, whilst taking their masks off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted November 25, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 25, 2020 35 minutes ago, Francis Fogarty said: And lighting a tab, half a step out of the door, whilst taking their masks off. I came across a couple of old dears having a natter in their car the other day Both in the front seats but with both doors wide open Not a bad idea But it meant they took up three parking spaces nearest the shop I had to park further away and walk an extra 10 metres Selfish cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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