Site Supporter MickyD Posted November 27, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, Dimron said: Lots of deer and monkjacks here and before you ask, I do eat them... best of pals with the local licenced deer stalker. I was offered eight legs of venison. The poacher wanted a tenner each but I thought it was two deer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 6 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said: soapy one, gets sore after the forth tug Use the wifes expensive conditioner instead. Luxury! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 27, 2020 Members Share Posted November 27, 2020 20 minutes ago, stevieb said: Use the wifes expensive conditioner instead. Luxury! Fluffy pubes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Not being a deep thinker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 14 minutes ago, tomski said: Not being a deep thinker. A good way to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitestar Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Guinness & stilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 21 minutes ago, Traf said: A good way to do it. Deffo mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marple whites Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Drink, grassroots footy (when it’s back), eating, watching Bolton and running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Grandsons team manager has just published fixtures for December, parents are all chuffed to bits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Not drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 27, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Dimron said: Lots of deer and monkjacks here and before you ask, I do eat them... best of pals with the local licenced deer stalker. My neighbour had a stag try to shag his Mondeo while he was sat in it a few years ago, did a lot of damage Nowt wrong with a bit of venison. Wouldn’t fancy the chances of one of my dogs against one of these buggers though, definitely better using a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Got a deer stuck in my fence recently, went out and thought it was a Muntjac and didn't fancy those tusks but thankfully it was a bambi and I could release it without getting gashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 27, 2020 Members Share Posted November 27, 2020 Get a few deers here, beautiful things, I’ve nearly hit a couple driving up lostock lane. Watching the dog run in his sleep is entertaining me tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 32 minutes ago, gonzo said: Not drinking. I'm the opposite, I've started drinking more often but in moderation instead of getting hammered every now and then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted November 27, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, Rudy said: Get a few deers here, beautiful things, I’ve nearly hit a couple driving up lostock lane. Watching the dog run in his sleep is entertaining me tonight Fuck all to do with dogs running in their sleep but there’s never a shit time to watch the dog who thinks it’s back paw is trying to steal his bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 27, 2020 Members Share Posted November 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, MickyD said: Fuck all to do with dogs running in their sleep but there’s never a shit time to watch the dog who thinks it’s back paw is trying to steal his bone. What a fuckin loon 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 31 minutes ago, MickyD said: Fuck all to do with dogs running in their sleep but there’s never a shit time to watch the dog who thinks it’s back paw is trying to steal his bone. That dog is mental but fucking funny think it might have the same drinking habits as me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted November 27, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2020 26 minutes ago, crawshawbooth said: That dog is mental but fucking funny think it might have the same drinking habits as me But I’m not sure I’d leave it alone with kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, MickyD said: But I’m not sure I’d leave it alone with kids. no way , mine can get giddy, but that just involves a it of spinning and barking but once that one on the video starts snarling ! i dont think i would try removing its treat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 27, 2020 Members Share Posted November 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, crawshawbooth said: no way , mine can get giddy, but that just involves a it of spinning and barking but once that one on the video starts snarling ! i dont think i would try removing its treat My two know the score with my daughter, ones still a pup but he knows that growling won’t be tolerated, equally my daughter knows not to wind them up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Rudy said: My two know the score with my daughter, ones still a pup but he knows that growling won’t be tolerated, equally my daughter knows not to wind them up mine has nowt to do with little uns but she knows how to behave around them will go for weeks without making a noise , the number of times we leave a pub (i wish ) and i hear the never new there was a dog in here but that is how i want her to behave , had also had pissed up prat in my face with , my dog would kill that ! well , no because it isnt well enough trained that it can come and spend some time under a pub table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted November 28, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2020 Battlenips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted November 28, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2020 9 hours ago, Rudy said: My two know the score with my daughter, ones still a pup but he knows that growling won’t be tolerated, equally my daughter knows not to wind them up Mine just takes whatever my daughter gives him be it a nice stroke or twatting of the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 10 hours ago, Rudy said: My two know the score with my daughter, ones still a pup but he knows that growling won’t be tolerated, equally my daughter knows not to wind them up 10 hours ago, crawshawbooth said: mine has nowt to do with little uns but she knows how to behave around them will go for weeks without making a noise , the number of times we leave a pub (i wish ) and i hear the never new there was a dog in here but that is how i want her to behave , had also had pissed up prat in my face with , my dog would kill that ! well , no because it isnt well enough trained that it can come and spend some time under a pub table When mine is on the lead she usually pulls a little just so there is tension on the lead and then if really excited she really can pull a fair bit to the point we're she gets dragged back and a good telling off. Sometimes when my nephew comes with us he wants to hold the lead so I tell him to stay right next to me just incase but the dog looks back at who has the lead when I give it him and just wanders along next to him with a slack lead. Amazes and pisses me off in equal measure every time. They ain't daft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Walking and fresh air everyday. Plenty water, eating less shite and trying to sleep the requisite amount of time 😴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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