Youri McAnespie Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Even though I am a handsome womanizer who could pull most birds -Natalie Portman wouldn't give me the time of day - the snooty bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 16, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2020 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: Even though I am a handsome womanizer who could pull most birds -Natalie Portman wouldn't give me the time of day - the snooty bitch. Post a picture of yourself. Its time we all made our minds up about your claims of rugged beauty. Asking for Bolty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dimron said: Summing up it is being intolerant and Jew hating that makes you a proud Boltonian? That or sicking your dog on another animal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Spider said: Post a picture of yourself. Its time we all made our minds up about your claims of rugged beauty. Asking for Bolty. No, I don't want to reveal myself as the bloke who fucks girls young enough to be my daughter (legal) a monster in essence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 16, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: No, I don't want to reveal myself as the bloke who fucks girls young enough to be my daughter (legal) a monster in essence. I reckon you have a face like Niki Lauda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Besides if you're 40+ I may have done the dirty with your daughter. I am a beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Spider said: I reckon you have a face like Niki Lauda I am a cross between Tom Hardy and Brad Pitt. You don't fuck Miss England finalists if you favver Nikki. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I am a cross between Tom Hardy and Brad Pitt. You don't fuck Miss England finalists if you favver Nikki. tonight, you're a cross between Oliver Hardy and Half Pissed 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I am a cross between Tom Hardy and Brad Pitt. You don't fuck Mr England finalists if you favver Nikki. Corrected for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 16, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I am a cross between Tom Hardy and Brad Pitt. You don't fuck Miss England finalists if you favver Nikki. Well at least we know Miss England’s preferences on her tinder profile ”seeking tall pisscan with pretty face and insatiable thirst for tramp juice. Must live in salubrious suburb of dreary northern shitbox” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Spider said: Well at least we know Miss England’s preferences on her tinder profile ”seeking tall pisscan with pretty face and insatiable thirst for tramp juice. Must live in salubrious suburb of dreary northern shitbox” No - a big brickshithouse who's minted and a handsome fucker - don't be jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Two houses, Spider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 I mix and match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Two houses, Spider. Now now....that's bad socialism comrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 16, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 minute ago, miamiwhite said: Now now....that's bad socialism comrade. Don’t get drawn in One of his ‘houses’ has a bench and bus timetables in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted December 16, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2020 Natalie Portman would get the best 30 seconds of her life if I had my merry way. As would Salma Hayek, Kiera Knightley and Ashley Graham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 36 minutes ago, Spider said: No Being able to have a giggle at organised religion knowing full well it’s just a bit of fun, with likeminded knobheads. Thats what makes us boltonian. Don't forget there were quite few Bolton lads who liberated Belsen, I am proud of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Spider said: Don’t get drawn in One of his ‘houses’ has a bench and bus timetables in it One ? They both do 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 34 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: That or sicking your dog on another animal... Its called vermin control... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Hating Man Utd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 16, 2020 Members Share Posted December 16, 2020 @Youri McAnespie this close? With you loving a top hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted December 16, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Spider said: Jerusalem Ultras vs Medinah Casuals Neither of them can cope with crosses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kane57 Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Winchester White said: Natalie Portman would get the best 30 seconds of her life if I had my merry way. As would Salma Hayek, Kiera Knightley and Ashley Graham. 30 seconds in total? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted December 16, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 hours ago, miamiwhite said: Don't fuck with the Jews........name that film. The 3 bi 2's start their fucking about on Friday afternoon too for the record. Where I go to se our Loft there's a bar/wine shop in the local town and they sometimes have a Friday 'disco' starting at dinner time. They have a DJ and lights, they close the curtains so it's dark. All the locals bring snacks and nuts and stuff and it's a really good piss up. It's a real let down when you wobble out and it's still light, only about six o'clock. Local saying on Shabbat is 'good Jews go home, bad Jews go to Tel Aviv' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted December 16, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, Kane57 said: 30 seconds in total? 30 seconds each, I am not an animal. I would of course dine at the musky prawn like a spastic riding the sunshine bus. However my foreskin would balloon like a puffer fish such would be the friction of thrusting; speeds an F1 cars pistons would be proud. Those lucky, lucky ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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