tomski 769 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Anyone need/want/ or know someone who wants an l shape couch? Has its fire certificate and all that jizz. Pm if you would like a picture. No damage etc. Needs collecting by Thursday morning if so. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweep 1,095 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 10 minutes ago, tomski said: Anyone need/want/ or know someone who wants an l shape couch? Has its fire certificate and all that jizz. Pm if you would like a picture. No damage etc. Needs collecting by Thursday morning if so. I'm not sure I'd want a spunky couch..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomski 769 Posted January 11 Author Share Posted January 11 Just now, Sweep said: I'm not sure I'd want a spunky couch..... Well that’s a lie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Traf 2,704 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 I shaped or L shaped? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket 1,631 Posted January 11 Site Supporter Share Posted January 11 1 hour ago, Traf said: I shaped or L shaped? Quite. Was wondering. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bolton_blondie 155 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 2 hours ago, Sweep said: I'm not sure I'd want a spunky couch..... Its a casting couch... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bolton_blondie 155 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Just now, Rudy said: Thats weird 😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudy 1,333 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Thats weird 😂 Fuckin filth you 😂😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter only1swanny 151 Posted January 11 Site Supporter Share Posted January 11 33 minutes ago, Rudy said: So many "customers" have asked me how much to clean the couch in this picture.. Not entirely sure what answer they expect. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Spider 2,186 Posted January 11 Site Supporter Share Posted January 11 41 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Its a casting couch... I always think they look cold to sit on. Are they ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Grey 805 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 3 hours ago, tomski said: Anyone need/want/ or know someone who wants an l shape couch? Has its fire certificate and all that jizz. Pm if you would like a picture. No damage etc. Needs collecting by Thursday morning if so. Would Rachel Riley be comy on it 😜 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bolton_blondie 155 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 13 minutes ago, Spider said: I always think they look cold to sit on. Are they ? Gets a bit sticky Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Spider 2,186 Posted January 11 Site Supporter Share Posted January 11 5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Gets a bit sticky According to folklore, any residue is joyously licked off by a grateful and eager-to-please lady, supposedly in lieu of a guaranteed contract to have her backside left whistling by gangs of men earning minimum wage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
little whitt 495 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 1 hour ago, Rudy said: 😂😂😂 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomski 769 Posted January 11 Author Share Posted January 11 I wish I hadn’t bothered oh well haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudy 1,333 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 6 minutes ago, tomski said: I wish I hadn’t bothered oh well haha Site full of wankers mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bolton_blondie 155 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 1 hour ago, Spider said: According to folklore, any residue is joyously licked off by a grateful and eager-to-please lady, supposedly in lieu of a guaranteed contract to have her backside left whistling by gangs of men earning minimum wage. Good job I'm no lady then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweep 1,095 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 1 hour ago, tomski said: I wish I hadn’t bothered oh well haha It was a generous offer mate, but you knew it was only going to go one way 🙂 We recently got rid of some furniture to the British Heart Foundation who came and collected it: Book a free furniture and electrical goods collection near me | BHF might be worth trying them if you struggle to get rid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweep 1,095 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 1 hour ago, Mr Grey said: Would Rachel Riley be comy on it 😜 A bit of a conundrum for @tomskithat I reckon. Yes she is really fit, but she's a dirty red........I'm not sure what his policy would be in that instance Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Site Supporter Spider 2,186 Posted January 11 Site Supporter Share Posted January 11 12 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Good job I'm no lady then. The non-ladylike hopefuls usually end up more airtight than a space capsule and needing throat surgery Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudy 1,333 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Good to see @little whitt make good use out of it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomski 769 Posted January 11 Author Share Posted January 11 41 minutes ago, Sweep said: It was a generous offer mate, but you knew it was only going to go one way 🙂 We recently got rid of some furniture to the British Heart Foundation who came and collected it: Book a free furniture and electrical goods collection near me | BHF might be worth trying them if you struggle to get rid None are collecting in tier 4 which is the issue. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomski 769 Posted January 11 Author Share Posted January 11 40 minutes ago, Sweep said: A bit of a conundrum for @tomskithat I reckon. Yes she is really fit, but she's a dirty red........I'm not sure what his policy would be in that instance She’s not that fit. Talks numbers and man ure as her passions. Not a tricky one for me this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DazBob 1,120 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Sweep said: It was a generous offer mate, but you knew it was only going to go one way 🙂 We recently got rid of some furniture to the British Heart Foundation who came and collected it: Book a free furniture and electrical goods collection near me | BHF might be worth trying them if you struggle to get rid Aye, I got rid of my settee there through them. Very handy and good to know a decent charity will make some money from it. Edit: Obvs that was before we'd even heard of Covid. Bummer. Edited January 11 by DazBob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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