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People are weird

I live in a Lincolnshire village and love the characters, I am on the Parish Council and get loads of complaints as if we are some kind of police service.

There is a bloke who deals in ex-military vehicles and drives to the pub every Saturday dinner time in a light infantry tank

Another who does grass track racing and is always rebuilding cars in his drive (my neighbour)

The small holding keeps losing sheep and geese into gardens and into the High Street

Then there's me... 

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Left them to Hammond 😅

Not sure. Was deffo cream pie for dessert though. Dirty bitch. 

if there is a young lass in there on her own you need to report it'  sort it out , the rest of us wont forget if it goes tits up DO IT NOW

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

If you did get an invite, is it yay or nay ?

One time I nipped home from work to eat my dinner in the garden. Shagging like wild animals they where. All I could hear from their bedroom window was her screaming 'I'm coming' all I kept thinking was no your not you lying bitch 😂😂

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Just now, bolton_blondie said:

One time I nipped home from work to eat my dinner in the garden. Shagging like wild animals they where. All I could hear from their bedroom window was her screaming 'I'm coming' all I kept thinking was no your not you lying bitch 😂😂

Fucking show offs! 😅

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11 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Surely the kid needs to be going to school? You ever seen folk going to see them?

Me and the missus bring it up all the time, something is not right, a young girl locked up in a house 🙄

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2 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

Give us a call every couple of days mate, just to check I'm alive, at the moment I'm sleeping with a BB gun and the wife's dildo under the pillow.

Bit of Boney M at the funeral Grey?

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Just now, ErnestTurnip said:

Love the idea of someone mowing their conservatory, friend of a friend dug a pond in his living room when he was a student and he'll be gutted he never thought of turfing around it when I tell him.

I would upload a picture, but it's not having it.

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3 minutes ago, only1swanny said:

Love the fact that somewhere in little lever there is a household wondering who will move next door..

 

Poor feckers won't know what's happened when I move in! 

You need get those bloody net curtains down when you move in! Every time I drive past they make me shudder 😂

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6 minutes ago, only1swanny said:

Love the fact that somewhere in little lever there is a household wondering who will move next door..

 

Poor feckers won't know what's happened when I move in! 

You moving to the village mate? Best of luck 😁

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Bloke in the house next to me, a while back, looked a bit glum after he said were they were moving. He explained that his missus insisted on bringing the cat.

Fair enough I thinks.

But turns out it was dead and buried in the garden years ago, but she insisted he dig it up and take it....

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