Site Supporter Spider Posted January 16, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 16, 2021 What would be the first thing you’d do with it? And for the ladies, if you had a winkie, same question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 16, 2021 Moderators Share Posted January 16, 2021 I'd probably end up having a period Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted January 16, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 16, 2021 Have as many winkies as I wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 16, 2021 Members Share Posted January 16, 2021 If I had a winkie I think I'd use my bucket and half up within 12 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 16, 2021 Members Share Posted January 16, 2021 See how many things I could shove up it whilst shoplifting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 16, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted January 16, 2021 I’d be straight onto nifkins bridge with a wet finger to see if one of my failsafe’s actually works that well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondi Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Buy a dildo machine, some horny minges on xhamster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Is be enquiring about one those fabled fistmasters; probably on ebay though (assuming I'm as thrifty as Maud) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Actually, Fuck that. I've this ginger bloke with a gash, and my toys are well bigger. Only Fans it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 22 minutes ago, Rudy said: See how many things I could shove up it whilst shoplifting Preparing for the progression to drug trafficking camel😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted January 16, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 16, 2021 Doing what anyone with a minge should be doing - cooking, ironing, washing up then driving very badly to the supermarket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 47 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: If I had a winkie I think I'd use my bucket and half up within 12 hours. That'd chafe a bit. Get some lube in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 16, 2021 Members Share Posted January 16, 2021 1 minute ago, stevieb said: That'd chafe a bit. Get some lube in Litres of the stuff at work. Be reet. Like a bit of pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said: Doing what anyone with a minge should be doing - cooking, ironing, washing up then driving very badly to the supermarket On the behalf of her indoors: I'd sneeze too loudly, tread shit through the house, drink Guinness, fart and snore, ramble on when pissed and do shit decorating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 12 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Litres of the stuff at work. Be reet. Like a bit of pain. Is that the stuff in the sachets and small tubes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 16, 2021 Members Share Posted January 16, 2021 Just now, Morizio said: Is that the stuff in the sachets and small tubes? Yeah one numbs for catheter changes. That would be no fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Yeah one numbs for catheter changes. That would be no fun. I had a load of both and binned em. I find the durex and equivalent stuff better for when my birds giving me a hj 😉 Maybe something to consider if you grow a cock as per this thread 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 find a BBC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 I wouldnt leave the house and would be walking like john Wayne afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 16, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 16, 2021 (edited) Have a sit down piss. Wonder where my tits were. Start 97 jobs, complete a few, and leave the fucking mess for myself to tidy up the next day. Edited January 16, 2021 by Tonge moor green jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 44 minutes ago, Morizio said: I had a load of both and binned em. I find the durex and equivalent stuff better for when my birds giving me a hj 😉 Maybe something to consider if you grow a cock as per this thread 🤣 My Mrs uses Espa massage oils. Given the price of them and the infrequency of the event its about £300 a time! 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted January 16, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 16, 2021 I would frig myself into oblivion but frankly without the tits to go with it I wouldn't feel full satisfaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 16, 2021 Members Share Posted January 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Morizio said: I had a load of both and binned em. I find the durex and equivalent stuff better for when my birds giving me a hj 😉 Maybe something to consider if you grow a cock as per this thread 🤣 Hjs are more effort than a bjs. Take twice as long too. I'm out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Good Knee Posted January 17, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted January 17, 2021 11 hours ago, Winchester White said: I would frig myself into oblivion but frankly without the tits to go with it I wouldn't feel full satisfaction. I've already got a pair er them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainmed Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 14 hours ago, Biggish Dave said: Doing what anyone with a minge should be doing - cooking, ironing, washing up then driving very badly to the supermarket Sexist pig. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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